Sold Out Weekend in Utah was Wild

you ever like go to the bathroom and you're like you're like going to the bathroom and you're like all right I'm going to go pee I'm going to this door and uh you get to the door and it's locked you like oh and your bladder like you lied to me you ever do that you like all right it's fine your blad's like you got 10 seconds remaining you like hold [Music] [Applause] on I'm mom be trying to fight with my fans cuz I I'll do the first show I do pictures and afterwards the people in the second show they try to slip in I don't want to do that because I want to take a break I want to eat my food I want to relax and my mom knows that she just don't know how to communicate that every time someone tries a picture try to take this me stutter any time I'm you know why I'm stuttering cuz look who looking at me that's what I'm I'm scared she be like get out of line or I'll kill your whole family [Music] [Applause] [Music] right I thought we were going rock climbing we were going rock climbing and then they were closed because Adam didn't Google the hours ahead of time not my job like the letter I'm making several waves I know I made is Splash now all of my pass is last like running a race with you say I keep it coming like this a buffet if I'm stumbling I'm in the gra never going to Fumble it I get the bag and I run with throw you in [Music] there you remember that no don't bro I came upstairs I'm snitching on my mom she was reading my MySpace messages I said what are you doing I'm reading the messages she didn't even deny I said Mom that's that's my messages is rude you shouldn't be reading my messages my house my rooms okay that's weird though I probably did I mean I'm not going to lie I was like what the heck you doing I I'll butt do my mom and I looked at on my phone it' be like an hour 40 minutes I'm like what hello hey what's up let me tell you what you should have said to I don't have a favorite I love your shirt let's go baby that's crazy I don't even sell those shirts anymore that's like 2000 I wasn't even at that show oh you weren't okay oh they brought you okay cool you weren't old enough yeah I would IDE you for some lemonade you look young so that's that's awesome though how old are you now I'm 24 okay cool all right cool are you lying like you see the way she said it I am 24 she was asking me how old am I am I I'm 24 right do I look like I'm 24 I just 24 last oh you just oh that's what it is yeah anytime you have a birthday that just passed you forget [Music] is this this is the this is the water have y'all tasted this waterx it's toxic you got to boil it bro for real man it feel like toilet water I'm not lying

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