Category: Entertainment
You shouldn't be scared of a roast you should be scared of gout i don't get any of that what you do you get gout i don't with your diet i have never got gout you always do this thing you have a medical shoe you have a special shoe that you have to wear when you have gout flareups you're just lying i'm... Read more
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The only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you. i really hope you've misread that. michael whitehall. yeah. father, question mark. i have some things that i need to get off my chest and so i'm gonna say them to your face. this face, this resting b***hface.... Read more
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Aahah [music] la [music] a [music] n [music] i know you told your friend you're not okay and tell me what's wrong and why you never said you felt that way guess you're trying to stay strong and fake sm until i look away but i've known you to long it hurts to watch your blue eyes fade to gray as you... Read more
Category: Howto & Style
It's football season time to elevate your snack game first up buffalo wings crispy spicy and paired with ranch dip next sliders perfect for easy eating don't forget nachos layered with cheese and jalapenos try bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers spicy cheesy and crispy finally football shaped cookies decorate... Read more
Category: Comedy
Got the got the spray on tan the the waxed eyebrows the the pec implants hallogen teeth the bleached anus the scrotal tuck nipple enlargement taint augmentation but i got to admit i envy you you've got boatloads of money three tv shows and still even with all the work you've had done you can walk down... Read more
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You’re alright? i think i'm alright. -i mean, it's imminent now. -yeah. could literally pop at any moment and i'm going to be a dad and you're going to be a grandfather again. what advice would you give me for the actual birth? because that's something that i'm quite apprehensive about. i think the... Read more
Category: Comedy
[applause] thanks for being here thank you for having me but um congratulations cu i know uh you had a baby how long ago it's baby night here but how long ago do you have a baby she six months but before we get into anything charlie is very upset with you and does not know how to handle it charlie's... Read more
Category: Comedy
That's a bit of fun you can have right if with nervous flyers i shouldn't say this because i am myself a nervous flyer but this is definitely something you can do a little prank if you will go to a fancy dress high costume shop rent yourself a pilot's outfit get a really good one the capat the jacket... Read more
Category: Entertainment
All right so minnie is out backstage right now and she's making sure we she's got headphones on she can't hear we're not cheating i'm telling you the truth minnie [music] minnie all right so the mystery word of the day is [music] chocolate very very happy a lot of smiling happy people here today i like... Read more
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[music] so i'm just fooling around with this right now i don't actually know how it's going to go and uh i'm just noodling you know i mean i don't even really know how to play piano so i'm not going to play you that part i'll just it goes something like oh larry well you came and you dropped off my... Read more
Category: Comedy
[applause] hello how are you how are you don't want to rub off any of the glitter yeah you got your microphone right there you got to put your mic on well you do it oh i got my gl i could get lost oh where did that silly man go uh oh wait i'm putting it on wrong carmen first of all you look beautiful... Read more
Category: Comedy
So dann erstmal herzlich willkommen hier im haus der deutschen vetternwirtschaft zum heutigen brainstorming für das cdu landtagswahlprogramm powert bei bmw audi vw huawei pfizer eon rwe deutsche bahn progas und ich sehe gerade reheinmetall sie kämpfen wir gewinnen ja ich schaue mal in die runde der... Read more