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Category: Entertainment

The only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you. i really hope you've misread that. michael whitehall. yeah. father, question mark. i have some things that i need to get off my chest and so i'm gonna say them to your face. this face, this resting b***hface.... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I have no regrets when it comes to my producing career the only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you i really hope you' misread that i mean i hope it says your mother i mean i know people have preconceptions about posh familyes and incest but i assure you... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You shouldn't be scared of a roast you should be scared of gout i don't get any of that what you do you get gout i don't with your diet i have never got gout you always do this thing you have a medical shoe you have a special shoe that you have to wear when you have gout flareups you're just lying i'm... Read more

Category: Howto & Style

It's football season time to elevate your snack game first up buffalo wings crispy spicy and paired with ranch dip next sliders perfect for easy eating don't forget nachos layered with cheese and jalapenos try bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers spicy cheesy and crispy finally football shaped cookies decorate... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Aahah [music] la [music] a [music] n [music] i know you told your friend you're not okay and tell me what's wrong and why you never said you felt that way guess you're trying to stay strong and fake sm until i look away but i've known you to long it hurts to watch your blue eyes fade to gray as you... Read more