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Category: Entertainment

The cat is a paid actor reason 238 why cats are better than babies is because once you're done kissing them you can just drop them on the floor Read more

Category: Entertainment

The only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you. i really hope you've misread that. michael whitehall. yeah. father, question mark. i have some things that i need to get off my chest and so i'm gonna say them to your face. this face, this resting b***hface.... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I have no regrets when it comes to my producing career the only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you i really hope you' misread that i mean i hope it says your mother i mean i know people have preconceptions about posh familyes and incest but i assure you... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You shouldn't be scared of a roast you should be scared of gout i don't get any of that what you do you get gout i don't with your diet i have never got gout you always do this thing you have a medical shoe you have a special shoe that you have to wear when you have gout flareups you're just lying i'm... Read more

Category: Comedy

हां भाई क्या चल रहा ये कृष्णा के साथ क्या चल रहा पहले मेरे को वो याद है मिटी नहीं की साइज मैटर्स मतलब साइज डिफरेंट होते हैं फिर दूसरी वाली फोटो प जाके हवस की ला टपका दी चलो वो तो बंदी निकली तो फिर हम उसे छोड़ देते हैं आज फिर कृष्णा की न्यूज है कृष्णा मेरी जिंदगी में बस गया है हे प्रभु मैं राधे राधे करने वाला इंसान हूं कृष्णा नहीं अरे आज नहीं है यार बट एक चीज अच्छी हुई है मैंने लास्ट टाइम जब कृष्णा कवर किया था सेकंड लास्ट टाइम उसम मैंने कहा था कि मेरे को... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Come here you drooled on me hang on medical emergency oh okay i gotta go nicole kidman tried to blink and tore her forehead open again out of my way i am a doctor i'm a doctor out of my way all right [ __ ] off thank you this has been fun i have to set the record straight so uh for the record i do have... Read more

Category: Comedy

Lived in new york and i remember that they stopped do you remember this they stopped all flights in boston and new york they stopped all rides to the airport uh in private cars you could only take a taxi yeah because what better way of stemming the flow of muslims than only allowing taxis to drive to... Read more

Category: Science & Technology

[music] chloe tro who joined saturday night live for its 49th season has shared that she will not be returning for the show's milestone 50th season in a heartfelt instagram post on september 9th tro expressed her disappointment writing unfortunately i was not asked back to snl this season i wish i was... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Start the nikki glazer podcast nckaz here's nikki hello here i am andrew collin & chris convy in studio/gracie abrams music/nikki at the creative emmy’s/losing to dick van dyck welcome to the show it's nikki glazer podcast we are in los angeles live after the creative arts emy weekend um here with us... Read more

Category: Education

मैं ना उससे शादी करूंगी जिसका कारोबार ऊंचा होगा तो मुझसे कर लो क्यों क्योंकि मैं पहाड़ों पर बकरी चराता हूं ना Read more

Category: People & Blogs

A e a g l e s e and y'all already know all day dallas sucks all day let's go let's go hey but um you know it's an honor to be here the Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Chris you're ugly oh here we go they're straight in everyone's been talking about it you're just really ugly thanks well they say it's beaut is on the inside and inside you is just awful that you got a growing collection of like grandma cardigans and i've been meaning to talk to you about it like it's... Read more

Category: Comedy

So dann erstmal herzlich willkommen hier im haus der deutschen vetternwirtschaft zum heutigen brainstorming für das cdu landtagswahlprogramm powert bei bmw audi vw huawei pfizer eon rwe deutsche bahn progas und ich sehe gerade reheinmetall sie kämpfen wir gewinnen ja ich schaue mal in die runde der... Read more

Category: Entertainment

जैसा कि आप सभी जानते ही होंगे कि [संगीत] जो एक तरह की बीमारी होया करे जिसमें आप नहीं आपका सखत हो जाया करे और इसी से इंस्पायर्ड है हमारा आ 15 जो बने है टाइटेनियम से मेरा लौड़ा इतना सख्त है कि इसे दीवार प मारू तो दीवार के लौड़े लग जाए और मेरे लौड़े से भी 80 प्र ज्यादा सख्त है हमारा आई जिसकी कीमत है खाली दो इंसानी किडनी तो बोलो i 15 मेरे लौड़े से भी ज्यादा सखत सबसे पहले तो थैंक यू सो मच क्योंकि जो आपने पिछले वीडियो पर रिस्पांस दिखाया उसे देखकर... Read more

Category: Comedy

What's going on bad built mother that 51 and 51 the other way pregnant chihuahua shout out to t get your mexican danny deito you're like a hamster that sells weed w Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The nikki glazer podcast nckaz here's nikki hello here i am welcome to the show it's nikki glazer podcast coming at you um from st louis missouri i'm here in studio with my sister who is kind enough to join us last minute i was just like hello just saw you at the parents house yeah thanks for inviting... Read more

Category: Entertainment

करें अगर एक्टिंग मैं सीन दूं आपको सुनाओ अच्छा सीन दोगे हां कि आपको कंसोल करना है आपके दोस्त का दोस्त की नानी मर गई है हां क्या उसको क्या कंसो करना है मतलब क्या करोगे दोस्त की नानी मर गई है नानी की एज क्या थी बाई द वे वो भी डिपेंड करता है ना 45 की थी वो नानी जैसलमेर से थी [प्रशंसा] छोड़ होता है यार है कौन वो लेकिन नाना भी हो सकता है नहीं भाई है मेरा नाना दोस्त नहीं है मेरे के मेरे तो है Read more

Category: Howto & Style

Hey cy welcome back well been seeing all over the news at the moment there's like a volcanic plume of sulfur going across the uk well i think i had something about that in the bible on it firing brimstone sulfur gas the they reckoning or something like that but yeah it's no surprise really is it when... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] size advantage over hman just backs her down strong and get it it's four and a half to play watch marina ma on this possession angel reese oh good defense angel reese roasted angel reese getting roasted after wnba stats exposes her weakness angel reese has been nothing short of sensational in... Read more

Category: Comedy

Want to say first of all as a feminist uh i can't support everything that's being said up here tonight but uh as somebody that hates anne coulter i'm delighted [applause] so david spade amazingly um has slept with some of the most beautiful actresses in hollywood proving just how ugly show business... Read more