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You shouldn't be scared of a roast you should be scared of gout i don't get any of that what you do you get gout i don't with your diet i have never got gout you always do this thing you have a medical shoe you have a special shoe that you have to wear when you have gout flareups you're just lying i'm... Read more

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I have no regrets when it comes to my producing career the only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you i really hope you' misread that i mean i hope it says your mother i mean i know people have preconceptions about posh familyes and incest but i assure you... Read more

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The only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you. i really hope you've misread that. michael whitehall. yeah. father, question mark. i have some things that i need to get off my chest and so i'm gonna say them to your face. this face, this resting b***hface.... Read more

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Why is he called use the pedophile and you the pedophile i was me to take the place of somebody el you meant to take the place of a pedophile is he in prison now no you what they just called him a pedopile they call him a pedophile and he couldn't make it so you sat there fully prepared to be called... Read more

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Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more

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Thank you thank you very much i appreciate it thanks a lot put some of that in your pocket and hold on to it for a rainy day which is today a training have a seat thanks so much i told you yesterday if you're watching i said i'm going to i don't want to fall into a rut i don't want you to fall into... Read more

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[applause] i'm lenny how you doing i'm good how are you excellent i haven't seen you in a long long time and you haven't been on the show for like five years it's too long i've been you've been gone too long i've been hiding out where are you hiding where are you staying actually well actually i spent... Read more

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Lived in new york and i remember that they stopped do you remember this they stopped all flights in boston and new york they stopped all rides to the airport uh in private cars you could only take a taxi yeah because what better way of stemming the flow of muslims than only allowing taxis to drive to... Read more

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It's why i think you know bobby like picked me out of the bunch to run with him it's because you know i keep track of every penny i take it very seriously i think there's a moral um commitment you make when you both give money and take money and i'm very strict about that um immigrants tend to be really... Read more

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The show ladies and gentlemen welcome to the nate show we're about to get started hold tight [music] k k [music] o [music] oh [music] hey hey hey hey [music] yeah i'm not tired to your yeah i'm not tired to lo i make money till it's s all the nights i'm awake i it at all out of b money buting up to... Read more

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Der ist vorbei würde es vorbei breckle corona statt fast alle endlich eine komische kleinste problem sowieso sind der maßstab und annemie schön forsch und beim wettschießen reihe vorbeikommt kann sie jungen der gerne den turinern also kein stempel und dann nicht nur den genau wie wenn eine mücke tod... Read more

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Thank you, everybody. come on now. please have a seat. thanks, everybody. have a seat. you're very kind. thank you, chicago. welcome, in here, out there, all around chicagoland. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we are live after the epic night four of the democratic... Read more