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Category: Comedy

Thank you so much for being here. glad to be here. i am so excited to have you both on in this moment in particular. there's been a real vibe shift here with kamala harris entering the race. and rebecca, you wrote this incredible article that i felt so beautifully articulated this collective feeling... Read more

Category: Entertainment

We have this theme song that doesn't have any lyrics and we were hoping the three of you might improvise some lyrics to it and it'd be great if you could give a shout out to our viewers in ohio i guess we need like a bump there so yeah give it a try whenever you're ready after midnight y'all woo where... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] i mean the world for young people right now is no you're good and so how old are you i'm pr2 oh you'll be you got so many we're gonna this we're going to ruin this so much you have no idea what we've got planned you are walking into thunderdome uh no you're honestly like we do this all the time... Read more

Category: Comedy

(upbeat music) - the first question somehow ended up on the auto industry rescue. - and i know he keeps saying, "you wanted to take detroit bankrupted." well the president took detroit bankrupted. you took general motors bankrupted. you took chrysler bankrupted. that was precisely what i recommended,... Read more

Category: Comedy

Keke palmer, welcome to the daily social distancing show. (chuckles) hey, how are you? it's good to see you, man. hey, i'm living, you know? living as-as best as i can during these times. and, uh, before we get into the-the heftier side of, you know, what's happening in life, i wanted to start off with... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Um k's just been reading out some other messages to me i didn't get one of them he didn't understand one of them but somebody called diana's just said it's just my opinion but she thinks on it g people like um pineapple and pizzas you should call him again Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] here we are less than two months out from the election and we've basically got a tide race the candidates are doing everything they can do to ramp up the excitement kamla is speaking to voters in pennsylvania in spice stores trump is speaking to voters encased in bulletproof glass and jd vance... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to the daily show. so nice to see you tonight. my name is jon stewart. and we have an unbelievable show for you tonight. next week, obviously, we're gonna have the big debate show. but tonight, we're gonna start-- we're gonna get a quick state of play on this incredibly consequential presidential... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hey there welcome to the channel today we're diving into something that might surprise you how one of the least wealthy political candidates in the 2024 election is making headlines for his financial decisions we're talking about minnesota governor tim walls who has been named vice president kamla harris's... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jon stewart opens after the final night of the dnc [applause] hello. what's up? welcome to the daily show. my name is john stewart. and once again, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to chicago. [applause] n/a oh, what a lovely group. lovely theater, lovely group. we are live. right now, we are live. the... Read more

Category: Comedy

Last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day fox news started... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Introduction opening hook describe the electrifying atmosphere of the debate and the high stakes for both candidates thesis statement explore how john stewart precisely identified the pivotal moment in the debate when camala harris effectively challenged donald trump marking a turning point in the discussion... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jordan klepper recaps the presidential debate last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

Category: Comedy

City parking it's a hell for those who choose to live in urban areas but in philadelphia the eating in public capital of america if you're not keeping up with parking rules they'll move your car for you isn't that great it's called courtesy towing and philadelphians love it my car was moved from a legal... Read more

Category: Comedy

Trump commemorated 9/11 with a 9/11 conspiracy theorist we are now just 53 days away from the election, and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions. on the republican side, donald trump has been flying around the country with far right internet troll, laura loomer,... Read more

Category: Comedy

Got the got the spray on tan the the waxed eyebrows the the pec implants hallogen teeth the bleached anus the scrotal tuck nipple enlargement taint augmentation but i got to admit i envy you you've got boatloads of money three tv shows and still even with all the work you've had done you can walk down... Read more

Category: Comedy

Die heutige folge wird dir auf den magen schlagen zu krücken für den rücken raten und zwar weil wir den vogel echt abgeschossen haben ich bin ver bunk und hier ist most ridiculous [musik] [musik] wir beginnen diese folge mit unserem sound des [musik] tages ja es ist der knall der akt des aufpralls oder... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Come here you drooled on me hang on medical emergency oh okay i gotta go nicole kidman tried to blink and tore her forehead open again out of my way i am a doctor i'm a doctor out of my way all right [ __ ] off thank you this has been fun i have to set the record straight so uh for the record i do have... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Pues bueno vamos a platicar la historia de este niño que fue bautizado con el nombre de josé sánchez del río papás católicos de toda la vida casa frente a la iglesia que era la iglesia lo tenía todo en sus manos y él se enamoró vú a saber por qué de la iglesia católica y a partir de ahí nace la historia... Read more