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Category: Comedy

Intro welcome to night three of roast battle league's decade of destruction our 10-year anniversary special are you ready for rose battle make some noise for our referee brian motherfucking moses hey [music] the decade of destruction 10 years damn right we got rose b bands in the house maybe the commissioner... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Tom brady is reportedly dating a 32-year-old model as gizle bun and recovers from tom brady roast tom brady 46 has reportedly moved on with someone new following his october 2022 divorce from brazilian supermodel gizle benon and surprise surprise it's another brazilian supermodel the 32-year-old is... Read more

Category: Comedy

My son doesn't care about anything he called me the day he's like hey dad i'm in the car yeah i don't know i guess uh i guess i'm out of gas right now what do you mean you don't know joe are you moving is the car moving i'm not moving i'm not moving i'm put put my foot on a pedal i'm not going anywhere... Read more

Category: Comedy

Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Top the only thing dumber than you saying yes to this roast was when you said hey babe you should try jiujitsu i think that was that's kind of suck actress and comedian nikki glazer has been tapped to host the 2025 golden globes airing january 5th at 87 central on cbs the ceremony's most recent host... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Nikki glaser to host 2025 golden globes, jokes the gig might 'get me canceled'! Read more

Category: News & Politics

Nikki glaser to host 2025 golden globes, hilariously jokes it could 'get me canceled! Read more