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Category: Comedy

The show ladies and gentlemen welcome to the nate show we're about to get started hold tight [music] k k [music] o [music] oh [music] hey hey hey hey [music] yeah i'm not tired to your yeah i'm not tired to lo i make money till it's s all the nights i'm awake i it at all out of b money buting up to... Read more

Category: Comedy

Did you sure say isis it's her name change it it's your last or first name first name the easiest one to change what's your last name hamas what is it sherlock sherlock the only way this name could be worse is if her first name was no shit is that one for me yeah all right i'll take it give me that... Read more

Category: Entertainment

This is for all the elon musk haters out there that say he never does anything good elon is seeking approval to provide free emergency cell phone services in wilderness dead zones to help improve search and rescue efforts by providing coverage from space in areas that are still beautiful because we... Read more

Category: Comedy

I get down in the basement and uh this guy this is so bizarre he pulls a gun out that's the lie he pulls a gun out takes a gun out of his pocket takes the magazine out of the gun okay safe and hands me hands me the magazine yeah and says do you realize how easy that was for me to get you down in a vulnerable... Read more

Category: Comedy

Like i just can't get enough of you if you guys want to ask questions let's ask some questions everyone says hi i love her i love her everyone is obsessed with you this is all incredibly positive well thank you guys i love you all um hi everyone i like the way you talk you like the way i talk you really... Read more