Donald Trump Gets Destroyed in Debate by Kamala Harris + Republicans are Furious at Taylor Swift

more than 400,000 people clicked over to the voter registration link Swift provided in the 24 hours after that post went live Taylor Swift is like a nuclear Arsenal I don't think something this powerful should exist but since it does I'm glad she's on our side hello everybody wow welcome to love it or leave it at The Bourbon Room but first let's get into it what a week kamla Harris and Donald Trump met for the first time at their presidential debate on Tuesday night with Harris offering her hand for a handshake after the two walked out and Trump accepted that must have been a tough call for kamla on the one hand it's a it's a power move [ __ ] on the other hand you know it's got to feel like having your fingers swallowed up by an uncooked chicken it's not important but like as part of the handshake strategy you think you want to do something like a little weird with your hand you know that thing where somebody like scratches the inside of your hand of the handshake you feel weird after what's he going to do talk about it in an early exchange on abortion Trump elicited this fact check from ABC moderator Lindsey Davis there is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it's born not even if it's Baby Hitler Trump shot back winning the debate instantly Harris turned to Trump and addressed him directly during an impassioned defense of abortion rights you want to talk about this is what people wanted pregnant women who want to carry a pregnancy to term suffering from a miscarriage being denied care in an emergency room because the health care providers are afraid they might go to jail and she's bleeding out in a car in the parking lot she didn't want that her husband didn't want that it is such a relief to see a Democratic candidate make this argument with the force and feeling it deserves right in Trump's unique face this must be how casting directors feel when it's 10 hours of auditions for a period film no one's been able to say the lines because they're blindingly white veneers are too big you haven't seen one person with bule fat and then just you're losing hope Olivia Coleman walks in Trump also repeatedly refused to say that he would veto a National Abortion ban if it came to his desk because he would sign it and he's going to try to ban abortion nationally by executive order if he can get away with it yes Trump is saying he may order a side salad but he's not saying he won't eat fries because he know because he knows damn well that the plan is fries for the table to glib starting about half an hour in Harris began baiting Trump relentlessly and I'm going to actually do something really unusual and I'm going to invite you to attend one of Donald Trump's rallies because it's a really interesting thing to watch he talks about fictional characters like cannibal Lecter he will talk about windmills cause cancer and what you will also notice is that people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom and I will tell you the one thing you will not hear him talk about is you now Trump creped by his team of elite advisers to be happy Trump and focus on policy refused to take the bait instead he pivoted to his prepared hit to tie kamla Harris to Joe Biden and Americans concerns about the Border first let me respond this to the rallies she said people start leaving people don't go to her rallies there's no reason to go and the people that do go she's busing them in and paying them to be there and then showing them in a different light so she can't talk about that people don't leave my rallies we have the biggest rallies the most incredible rallies in the history of politics it's crazy that KLA got under his skin so easily when a bullet bounced right off of him I don't know I don't know I don't know what do you think leave it in it's okay all right ear looks fantastic no no no no in that same answer Trump then went fully off the rails repeating the lie about Haitian immigrants abducting and eating pets our country is being lost we're a failing nation and look at what's happening to the towns all over the United States and a lot of towns don't want to talk not going to be Aurora or Springfield a lot of towns don't want to talk about it because they're so embarrassed by it in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there The Bard at his best a fantastic I believe trochaic dier I don't know that's what it is might be anapest I don't remember what anapest is I feel I feel so bad for low information voters who tuned into this debate to try to figure out what's going on it's like turning in turning on a random season of selling Sunset and going I'm sure I can catch up no you don't even know which bald twin crelle dated before that Australian turned her gay here's how Trump reacted to a fact check of that lie I just want to clarify here you bring up Springfield Ohio and ABC News did reach out to the city manager there uh he told us there have been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed injured or abused by individuals within the Immigrant Community people on television let me just say continue Trump why I'm on television saying it right now there one aspect of this it's not the most important part but Trump says twice that CI are embarrassed they don't want to admit what's taking place and in response to Mir Trump says well sure of course the city manager is going to say that and I do think that that is worth pointing out that that what's going on here which is Trump's position is that City officials are dealing with an uptake of local pets being eaten by Out of Towners but don't want to talk about it because I guess it's bad for tourism both the mayor of Springfield and Ohio governor and Republican Mike dwine confirmed this week that there is no credible evidence of Haitian immigrants eating people's pets said dwine this is something that came up on the internet and the internet can be quite crazy sometimes yeah first that dress was two different colors and now this crazy but back to the debate after Trump lied about having had nothing to do with January 6th and continued to insist that he won the 2020 election Harris hit him with this line Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people so let's be clear about that and clearly he is is having a very difficult time processing that okay that's sort of unfair to Trump because of course it's hard to process it most of his processing power is being spent stopping himself from saying the n-word and the c-word during this debate it's like how crypto takes the energy of Denmark what when pressed on whether he had a plan to replace Obamacare Trump said this yes or no you still do not have a plan I have concepts of a plan I do want to point out in 2015 Trump said he would quote replace Obamacare with something terrific during the presidential transition before he took office he said his Obamacare replacement was very much formulated down to the final Strokes then in 2019 as axios points out he promises Obamacare replacement would come after the 2020 election quote if we win the house back keep the Senate and keep the president will have a plan that blows away Obamacare he even went so far as to say we're signing a healthcare plan within 2 weeks a full and complete healthc care plan Donald Trump makes George RMR look like Stephen King It has been almost a decade since Trump said his Obamacare replacement was formulated down to the final Strokes talking about writing something for a decade instead of actually writing it most relatable Trump has ever been but that's just who Trump is is a perfectionist want to want to talk about writing for the rest of your life coffee shops all over this tler pull up a chair and then in a moment of frustration Trump blurted out this gem now she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison it's tough for Trump that by the time he said he was so sputtering and angry and manic that he sounded nuts when this is like not an unfair rendering of a very reasonable position which is people held in federal custody should have access to necessary Medical Care as prescribed by the doctors and nurses providing that care oh oh I'm sorry just this just in shut up John just let him sound nuts that's crazy am I right if kamla's Victory wasn't clear from the strange lightness in all of our chests take it from the voters in a CNN snap poll of debate Watchers 63% thought Harris won and 37% thought Trump won now it's time to sit back relax and wait to see if undecided voters think it's off-putting when a woman wins the debate something about that I don't like even Fox news's Brit Hume had to hand it to her and she was composed she was prepared she kept her cool she saw advantages she took them she baited him successfully which is the story of the debate in my view um so she came out ahead in this in my opinion uh no doubt Brit yeah sure Democrats in North Carolina are applauding Dick Cheney we're applauding Brit Hume it's okay it's okay Brit Hume is one compliment away from saying she was a pleasure to have in class on Wednesday Trump called into Fox and Friends to whine about the moderators I think we did great uh it was 3 to one it was a rigged deal as as I assumed it would be because when you looked at the the fact that they were correcting everything and not correcting with her it's so unfair I was throwing food in silverware at the waiter and other people were also present at the restaurant and yet only I was asked to leave the work in the refs like the moderators are to blame it's absolutely killing me like obviously there's the he's lying the whole time so they're going to fact check him more than they fact check her even the way they had to fact check her after to make it seem like fair was ridiculous cuz the fact checks of of kamla Harris are like well technically that's not a combat zone but the fact checks of Donald Trump are like actually they're not eating dogs in the midwest but even if you put that aside like kamla was so good in that debate that she made dodging hard questions of which she got several look easy she didn't take the bait she turned them uh on Donald Trump that that that answer where she talks about how uh Trump was uh uh that people are walking out of his rallies cuz they're bored that question was about immigration one of the toughest questions she' got in the whole debate but she immediately figured out how to how to set a little trap for Trump but it wasn't even like a well-built trap it was a hole in the ground that just said hey Trump it's McDonald's down there he's like this is not my fault I'm down here because of unfairness and there's no McDonald's following the debate on Tuesday night as if we weren't having enough fun Taylor Swift came out in support of kamla Harris we got Taylor we got Taylor Swift We got Dick Cheney all we need is some all we need is some YouTuber I've never heard of who reviews public bathrooms for tens of millions of viewers and we just might we just might win this thing in her Instagram post the singer said she was moved to clarify her stance after Donald Trump reposted an AI endorsement claiming Swift was backing him uh which is a reminder we need an AI image where Taylor claims she would never go on Love it or leave it let's get that out there I'm Taylor Swift and I would never go on that gay podcast Taylor said of Harris I think she is steady-handed gifted I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos you know what I appreciate about Taylor Swift if she's going to endorse she's going to do the research into the most effective message come over chaos she does the work she's Pete budajudge in a leotard and I mean that as a compliment in both directions the singer ended her endorsement with a sign off with love and hope Taylor Swift childless cat lady that proves it she's pregnant and it's Carly said a pansexual Swifty with bloodshot eyes in front of her six computer monitors and in case you didn't wake up to find your skin crawling across the room Elon Musk also weighed in on the Taylor Swift endorsement I know how many of you are oooing because you're afraid of what it is and and how many of you are oooing because you know what it is uh what's wrong with us that makes me so sad I would have been so much better for all of us if I got to tell you because what it would represent about you not knowing it's not mean to think about we'll work on it after the election just put it on the list of things we work on after the election here's what Elon tweeted he said fine Taylor you win I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life then musk reached into a big pile of babies grabbed one by the Scruff of the neck and tweeted how about this one I think its name is roboticus Maximus or some [ __ ] that is the Tweet of a man who doesn't know what Travis Kelce looks like or what he does for work Megan Kelly also lost her [ __ ] over Swift's endorsement of course like you can kiss your sales to the Republican audience goodbye Taylor hope you enjoyed them while you had them this is disgusting she if she wants to vote Harris Waltz she can do it all she wants but to say the reason she's doing it is because of Tim walls' stance on lgbtq F you Taylor Swift Megan Kelly's surprise would make sense if Taylor Swift hadn't also encouraged people to vote against marshia Blackburn in 2018 and for Joe Biden in 2020 in fact during the era's tour she said from the stage during pride and I quote there have been so many harmful pieces of legislation that have put people in the lgbtq community and queer community at risk that's why I'm always posting this is when the midterms are this is when these important key primaries are she also encouraged her fans to do the research and politicians asking are they Advocates are they allies are they Protectors of equality this is during the Aros tour she's been doing this for years uh could she do more of course but more than 400,000 people clicked over to the voter registration link Swift provided in the 24 hours after that post went live Taylor Swift is like a nuclear Arsenal I don't think something this powerful should exist but since it does I'm glad she's on our side meanwhile when asked this week what he would have done if he was in Mike Pence's shoes on January 6 Jared from Subway part do Advance said they're getting a little broke he said he wouldn't have certified the election either way it's a good thing Vance wasn't in Pence's shoes that day Pence would have never escaped that mob barefoot glass all over the ground they tried to kill him Delaware state senator and friend of the show Sarah McBride won her Democratic primary for Delaware's lone house seat on Tuesday she now is likely to be elected the first openly transgender member of Congress welcome to a workplace where half of your colleagues hate you before you've even set through foot through the door you'll get used to it said Josh from marketing who makes tunels at 11:00 a.m. every day and signs his emails cheers speaking of groundbreaking women Melania Trump released a bizarre series of whatever bizarre series of videos this week she really did it's wild where as she's promoting her forthcoming Memoir Melania let's listen let's take a listen the attempt to end my my husband's life was a horrible distressing experience now the silence around it feels heavy I can't help but wonder why didn't law enforcement officials arest the shooter before the speech okay that does [Applause] as they as they bandaged up my husband's ear I couldn't help but wonder is there something I wasn't [Music] hearing food Fighters front man whatever we're going to talk about it Dave gr announced on Tuesday that he'd fed a child outside of his 20-year marriage well there goes your hero wow is he here two incredible bands two incredible families this guy never stops working that is so surprising aren't you surprised Kennedy by the reaction to the Dave Gro section we were laughing maybe you're right you're right we're wrong we're broken these are people you're right no taken we'll leave that in but still let's have the feeling remember how we felt about it speaking of people trapped in a tomb of their own making researchers analyze the remains of people buried in a millanes crypt millanes the remains of people buried in an Italian Crypt in the 1600s they found evidence that Europeans were using cocaine centuries earlier than previously thought but researchers couldn't tell because it seemed like they really had their [ __ ] together this does feel obvious no one's ever said I have an idea for an opera while not on cocaine two astronauts completed the first ever commercial spacewalk on Thursday morning in a collaboration between SpaceX and billionaire entrepreneur Jared isaacman said isaacman while standing in the hatch back at home we all have work to do but from here Earth sure looks like a perfect world okay shut up Jared you don't get to do your one small step for man no one cares and we all talked about it we're going to pretend you were never even up there billionaires in space it's either the end of the bad joke or the beginning of a policy solution Jared won't like John bonjovi successfully talked to distraught woman off a Nashville bridge this week it's true because it's always darkest before the dawn [Applause] bonjovi well that came too late It's always darkest for the dawn Von Joy the working we did to find a way to make that happen for all of you and nothing it's okay it's okay now as we all know as we all know 28% of likely voters told the New York Times that they felt they needed to know more about kamla Harris and 2third of those voters specifically wanted to learn more about her policies another day we can Lament The fact that this is an election between a mainstream Democratic figure who will pursue popular Center left economic policies while appointing judges and officials who believe in abortion rights and gay rights and antitrust regulations and climate change and unions while the other is the worst president in American history but not today today we're not going to judge or complain we're going to recognize that many people aren't hyper engaged partisans some people are just tuning in and all of us are drowning and cynical [ __ ] designed to dispirit us while obliterating our attention spans that's why we've invited the incredible Candice Cain to pole dance while I read kamla Harris's policy page out loud to you now in a special segment we're calling pole Watchers wait I'm coming over here hi Jane Fonda I here is this good okay are you ready am I okay am I am I okay here okay here we go under the kamla Harris plan more than 100 million working in Middle Class Americans will get a tax cut by restoring the child tax credit and the Earned Income Tax Credit they will also expand the child tax credit to provide a $6,000 tax cut to families with newborn wow newborn children holy [ __ ] vice president Harris has a plan to build 3 million more rental units in homes that are affordable to end the national housing crisis in her first term and she will cut red tape penalize firms that houses that that that the hord available homes to drive up prices for local home buyers and sign legislation to Outlaw price fixing by corporate landlords she will also provide first-time home buyers with up to $25,000 to help with their down payments comma will expand the startup tax credit for new businesses from $5,000 to $50,000 to hit a goal of 25 million new business applications by the end of her first term so high up vice president Harris will extend the Biden administration's $35 cap on insulin and $2,000 cap on out-of pocket spending for seniors to all Americans her tiebreaking vote on the inflation reduction act gave Medicare the power to negotiate lower drug prices as president she'll cover more drugs as vice president she helped cancel $7 billion of medical debt for 3 million Americans as president she'll cancel medical debt for even more Americans and that's just the beginning so be like Candice and make sure you and your friends and families hit the polls and hit them hard please give it up for the wonderful Candace k you can see her perform at Roco weo this Saturday at the Ventura County Fairgrounds on September 28th and 29th and follow @ sweet Miss Candis on Instagram and if you want to help get other voters and if you want to help get voters attention but can't quite get your ankles behind your head go to VAV america.com 2024 and sign up to volunteer when we come back Kum Nani is here Candice Kan come on wow did you see that Jane Fonda did you see that all right Candace Kane everybody amazing [Music]