Bachelorette Recap - Jenn Tran ep 7 S29 | Jared Freid Instagram Scream Recap

here we go one woman four families who never asked to be on TV in the first place let's do it our first stop is Houston where they show cows you're never going to see a cow if you go to Houston you're going to see highways you're going to be in one part of town and someone's going to tell you wait a minute you're 2 hours from me and I'm in Houston too I am on the road assemble the group chat I'm coming to Cleveland this weekend get your Mas your Papas your sister is your brothers if you like what I do here with the bachelorette you're going to love the live show hit the linky Poo assemble the group chat let's go get the tickies it is Devin's Hometown and he tells Jen he's going to introduce her to his run Club I can't think of a group of people that I would want to meet less than the Run Club I'd be like Devin thanks for inviting me I'm going to head home tell your parents I got the sniffles or something we'll just uh cut it clean right here enjoy your run I'll be at home watching a movie okay the Run Club thing started 5 minutes ago are we supposed to believe that Devin is so close with his run Club people that they're making shirts in his honor what is did they all just have no friends and immediately were like we are now the best of friends to cover up for the last 20 years where we didn't have any friends I got to hand it to Devon it takes a lot of confidence to bring someone to a run Club because you got to deal with like a lot of insulting questions like this guy tells people he's in a run club and they're probably like you you really oh Runner like a run walk thing or like you run the whole time good good for you wouldn't have seen it I wouldn't be able to handle that cuz I would get that a lot Evan is a confident dude like I wouldn't receive the shirt and change right here I would be in those bushes back there i' be like okay yeah I'm just going to put on the shirt back here yeah no no no no you guys you guys get started I'll be putting on the shirt somewhere behind this poison sumac now they're off for what I would describe as the worst date you could ever be on just looking to your side your double chin showing jostling a lot trying to talk while you're out of breath I think this is Hell on Earth and now they're grouped in with everyone else and talking and they're all just listening into their conversation like so well your dad you don't really speak to be there tonight oh we can talk about it later cool I guess we'll talk about non-personal things while the whole group is 4 cm away from us a jog is also not a very sexual look like this is pre fantasy sweets and this guy oh he did a little little hop oh no that is no that's not going to look good she did one too oh God they're never going to [ __ ] the Run Club did not do Devin any favors with the material of the shirt they could have gone $5 more and gotten like an athletic material instead they went cotton and now Devon looks like he was just sitting in a sauna with his shirt on you can tell the Run Club was getting a little annoy with them they're like okay we're going to start moving now it's it's it's harder to keep slower with you and the cameras than it is for us to do our normal run you guys just kiss here we're going to be on our way this guy is asking him questions he is sweating his ass off if I'm him I'm like hey Point Dexter go and work on your 5K I'm literally sweating so much it looks like I'm wearing a tiedyed shirt stop bothering us they're like bye guys the Run was like thanks a lot we had 1 hour today to get our workout in and we spent it hanging out with you and asking you about a chick that you haven't even banged yet bye I guess we'll burn those calories another day Jen gets introduced to Devon's dog the dog's like you guys smell like [ __ ] I'm running away maybe changed into the other shirts so we're back in Houston Devon has described his home life with like single working mom like it was was like going to be down an alley and here we are in Mayberry it's decorated like he's graduating high school during Co so we're getting Devon's mom Jen his dad Teemo who he has told us has been in and out of the picture that's his Grandpa Grandma Phyllis no one has ever looked more Phyllis than Grandma Phyllis no one has ever fyis harder than this Phyllis so Devon's like I think that's it then he's like oh oh and your stepdad Todd I thought Phyllis was the most Phyllis I've ever seen a Phyllis be Phyllis this is the most stepdad face I've ever seen on a face Todd you can I can see Devan yelling at him whatever you say Todd so she gives mom the flowers they all say hello and look it stepdad Todd ends up with the flowers in his hand this is his job for the night his job is to hold the flowers don't say a word nod when everyone agrees laugh when everyone laughs but a little bit later to make sure everyone's laughing and then talk to his mom after everyone's gone that's stepdad Todd's job you can tell Devon's dad had issues with the mom because he is being as good as possible like no dad who's done no wrong would sit on thisch couch in that spot he's this is an away game for this dad he's got to be next to his exf father-in-law in the middle seat this were his home he'd be on a big Throne nope he has been banished to middle seat of a couch that should only sit three I feel for the dad because all we've heard about is how he was this like man about town and look at the editing doesn't do him any favors like we'll show the fox because the dad's as Sly as a fox so they say goodbye to the whole family and I do have to say they do seem like a mismatch this guy is like yo do you see Jen's ass and she's like I think I will give her my CO's cash and then Todd's like beer is good don't you guys like a nice IPA I'm stepdad Todd so we're in Fairfield Connecticut with Jewish Jeremy he brings her to this Lake that looks like it's out of a Netflix murder mystery documentary it's like he wants to show he's a bad boy he's like my mom doesn't let me come here but I'm a big boy now I don't care that there's a lot of broken glass here they go to a Stew Leonards which is like the Publix of Westchester and Connecticut it's like a grocery store with a personality and they react like it is night at the Apollo like oh my God there's faces on the milk are you kidding this is a 10-minute date to me this is a 10-minute get a donut get an ice cream nothing else to do can you imagine how annoying it would be if you went to the grocery store to like Rush In And rush out to get something and these two are playing catch with the avocados and you're like please move out of the way I have to get home so that I can do my workout class the kids are getting back from school in like 2 hours please so now they're working at the Stew Leonard's and Jeremy is bagging the groceries he might be the last person I would ever want bagging my groceries I don't want some guy who went to summer camp whose mom still tells him he looks handsome in his 30s and probably still does his laundry to be like bagging this stuff he doesn't know how to do it he's going to put the eggs at the bottom he's going to start telling stories my mom wouldn't let us get gushers growing up cuz she said there was too much artificial flavors and now they take a lobster roll with hot butter on it and they try to lady in the [ __ ] it that's not going to be a lady in the [ __ ] item for me I'm going to do my own thing with the lobster roll I'm also going to not want to get the butter on my shirt yeah just a there's a lot of problems here this is more problems than Solutions let's see chevone will lady in the [ __ ] maybe a piece of celery or something cleaner and then Jeremy sees his aunt which yeah I'm not going to believe this is an accident at all Jewish aunt who happens to be at St oh you're here oh your mother said you weren't coming till next week I came to get a brisket oh I guess you're here is this the lady we've been hearing about yeah I had no idea you'd be here at the same time with cameras okay here's Jewish Jeremy's family here he is there's the mother big hug okay when's the mom going to yell at her to take her shoes off that would be my mom's first move my mom would be like wait take your shoes off I just had the cleaning lady here get them off so I would describe Jeremy's mom as having the face of a woman who says the word mishas a lot she's got mishas face just walking in the rooms and going what's with the mishas in here Jeremy decides to tell the story of what he said when he came out of the limo and it wasn't a good limo entrance over compensation that he said he had a big penis that I'm like a really big and he's going to tell it at the dinner table and yeah the mom not happy about it doesn't find it f look at this sister she's practicing her mishos face she's like Jeremy Jeremy how could you I have to go back to brandise and talk to my friends after this so they're having fun but you can tell the mom is not into this this is look I mean that is the face of do you think she'll convert I don't know will she buy mits for the kids I don't think so I'll just drink my wine and hope this migas clears up real quick so now the sister's going to pull aside Jen and really serious she looks like someone I would be very scared to talk to she looks like she's about to be like Jen tell me the Middle East go you can tell the sister doesn't see this happening look at this do you really feel like you can see a future with her yeah I do I mean he just answered with the passion of someone who said they were going to fast over Yom kapore yeah I do I'm still going to brush my teeth and have coffee but I could totally see me not eating until about 3:00 p.m. Jeremy's just a little bit too passive for this whole thing also the sister is giving very much Wild Thornberries Vibe like she's going to go on Safari with her family I feel for Jeremy because his mom gives me anxiety she just has the look of a Jewish mom who's going to ask a lot of questions and want answers like yesterday just like have you brushed your teeth today have you gone to the dentist where the the jeans I bought you 17 years ago are you going to contribute to the 401K or not is is is Jen going to raise the kids Jewish do you think you're coming home for the high holidays where will you sleep the guest bedroom is full do you think you'll be able to get back to the city in time you can tell this meeting with the mom isn't going great like Jen's sitting here like okay I understood what she meant when she said the word Schmutz I've heard that what does the word cus mean we're going to have a lot of cus is is that something we have to buy at St Leonard's so now they leave the house and they go sit outside on this bench Jeremy's Jewish mom is way cooler than mine mine would be in this doorway with it open yelling at us you're sitting outside is the Uber coming she doesn't need a jacket it's cold outside why don't you guys wait in the house i' be like Mom we're talking we're having the post the post date chitchat chitchat you got to do more talking when is the Uber coming do they know where we live yeah that's the whole point we' just be fighting in front of her the whole time Jen would be like okay well good luck with everything I guess this won't really help us get to Fantasy Suites I'm a little dry from this whole interaction so we go to San Diego for Jonathan's Daye Jonathan is really showing off the ink he's got the leg tats he's got the arm tats he's like I got to show Jen we ain't at the JCC and Fairfield anymore ain't no more mishas in San Diego so they're going to have like a lacrosse date it's almost as if these men are in a competition of who can give her the biggest ick before they go to Fantasy Suites he's like watch I'll do a somersault I know Devon did a skip during your run Club date but I can one up him on the unfuckable scale so now after a pretty boring lacrosse date we go to Jon's house where Jen opted for the school girl sweater style crop top bold of Jen yeah I'm going to meet the parents so I'm going to go dressed as Sarah Michelle Geller from Cruel Intentions but more adult and porno they're outside and on the inside this family just looks like they're dealing with each other this does not look like a family that has a lot of fun conversations I mean these two look like they have been fighting for a decade and they're doing this just for the good of the brother you know you know and time at him and then I was like oh so John's brother is married to this woman and we said I love you on the third date they said I love you on the third date seven years and the brother doesn't exactly look happy with this story he's kind of staring into John's eyes being like don't do it man I did it on the third date now look at me I'm stuck we've got two kids I can never leave leave the house she's always asking where I am look how tight she's holding my hand she's squeezing my leg her nails are in my knee for a guy who said I love you on Daye three he is being very protective of his brother making what seems like he would call the same mistake as him if I'm his wife I'm like we have to talk on the way home why are you not excited about someone falling in love in the way we did even though the brother looks like he's a pastor from Utah I do think Jen made the right decision with the school girl crop top because the mom has a tattoo in a spot that I think only people would get in their second year of prison like I think that is a skull that's on fire so I think Jen is okay on the crop top cardigan so I guess every home has a bench outside a chitchat bench and Jen making herself very much at home she's like yeah I can put my legs anywhere your mom had a tattoo on her neck I I if I'm Jonathan I'm happy I wore black pants because if that were me I would have a sweat outline of her legs on my leg after she lifted them up we're now in Tacoma Washington to meet Marcus and his family why is she meeting him by the the local train tracks why does every man have her me meet him at the scariest place possible he's like yeah just meet me at the tracks right by the local heroin dealer that's old man shaky I'll be by the river where that woman disappeared give me a kiss it makes no sense look at this random bench he's like yeah just take a seat right here no no no wipe away that needle then you can sit no we don't need a blanket just take a seat no no no that's those are little airplane vodkas that the young children drink from you're good don't worry about it have a you kind of feel for Marcus he is a foster kid and his foster parents aren't coming and they're meeting at what looks like a juvenile detention center to have like Kool-Aid and cookies little bit of a different vibe here this is Ethan Marcus's personality friend brother while she's getting I mean that is my least favorite person at any party what he just said he's just like you better let her know what she's walking into cuz this group is crazy we're sitting here having white bread and turkey sandwiches with no cheese how's she going to handle us how's she going to handle old Ethan telling his stories about how he went to a movie once and it was kind of funny and he spoke a little too loud how's she going to handle this group how's she going to deal with us we're crazy so Marcus's sister has a very serious conversation with Jen Jen just can't let someone have their story she's got to remind people that she's got problems too but like let's not do it to Marcus and his sister they've got like a been through a lot and I've also been through a lot Jen please this guy his parents left him at school one day and didn't come back back then they went in the Foster program then he went to war for the country and got blown up by a grenade I know you don't get along with your dad and your ex-boyfriend showed up in Australia because he loved you but I I let let them have this one so this was a very heavy home towns and apparently this local Nights of Columbus also has a chitchat bench outside I'm going to put outside of my studio apartment a little tiny bench so that I can have little tiny conversations with every girl that stays over I'll be like yes I will find your earring one day we expect to go to the Rose ceremony but instead they get the boys back together as if it's a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial I don't know if this is such a good idea they're like cheers we all told her that we're falling for her and we got our moms emotionally invested cheers to falling on her face prob Jeremy tries to make light of the situation which one of you is going home none of them like the joke it's not like look at Jonathan's like my sister-in-law told a very passionate story about how she said I love you three dates in I'd like a fun story of my own thank you very much seems like they're boys but this get together was Ill advised look at he gives them the finger look he's like screw you guys I love her and they uncomfortably laughed he's like this is what a daylight could be like for us and John's like you had a day like a normal day her and I played lacrosse I haven't played lacrosse since College oh I knew we should have gone to like an abomi and tried on jeans Marcus tells the boys that he's afraid of having an engagement he's more open with them than I've ever been with any of my male friends ever and he's like you guys feel the same right you guys have reservations right and then Devon's like no I love her I Have No Reservations whatsoever just totally no going to be a no for me dog I'm in love with her you better leave drink your beer have your wings and get away from my woman and then they cheers one another they're like cheers to hopefully banging the same woman next week so we go to the rose ceremony and you guessed it the fuzzy Shaw is back baby Jen pulling out all the stop she's like I never send a man home without wearing a Shaw so Jen has a chitchat with Jesse and then he says may I take your fuzzy Shaw and Jesse the gentleman that he is takes the shaw he's like you know you've left about about 20 to 30 Shaws here over the course of the show do you want us to mail those home I don't think you're going to be able to take them all at once just let me know where to ship them it's going to be expensive these Shaws on their own are pretty heavy but all 25 of them are really going to cost you it felt a little overkill for me listen the shaw brand is scary scity we appear on big nights proms Gallas these things and such to be an everynight item as if we some sort of clutch I just think we're better than that so I I hope this doesn't turn us into asata that is brought to just any old event I hope this doesn't ruin our credibility and who we are as of people and I wish Jen the best I want to thank her for her support obviously she's a fan and I really don't have much more to say on the subject honestly now that you're interviewing me why don't we put these Shaws back of the closet come back to us another time and the final Rose goes to Marcus so Marcus Devon Jonathan they will all be naked wrapped in a fuzzy Shaw during fantasy sweets Jewish Jeremy gets on the bus home from summer camp we loved you Jeremy it's a Shonda it's time to head home and have some of Mama's brisket so Jeremy gets brought out to the breakup bench he looks at Jen in the eyes and he's like if it doesn't work out with these guys you can find me in the West Village at the Spaniard every night of every weekend and at the matab ball during Christmas Eve and we're heading to Fantasy Suites week and these three men just eye each other up they're like let the best coxman win Devin's like I better go run with the Run club and get myself in shape and that's it for The Bachelorette and that's it for me I will be back next week share with a friend tell someone about the great show I'm putting on here boom