Kiribati: Gilbert Island Time

hello and welcome to pandering hour deal with it never do this never ever not a good idea don't do this way better want top 10 killer cucks if you like putting stuff in your butt that is your right and don't worry about straight or gay it's not about that it's about your own satisfaction for you for us it's you're gay welcome back to pandering hour I'm your host Anthony Martin and today on pandering hour we are looking at unit or unit um country number 1299 on the human development index Kira kirati kirati just off the coast of New Zealand I said New England and I'm like that's not right I'm so good at talking hi everybody I have a sinus infection got some lovely tea and I got some lovely that's hot as [ __ ] never mind that's coffee um I'm just going to look up the pronunciation of this really quick kiras I'm sorry what kiras kir kiras kiras kiras kir Kass Kiribati is kiras Kiri bass how how there's a te you know you know what you're starting [ __ ] off wrong dude you watch yourself okay listen here kirati you're in O Oceania and I like this part of the world cuz it's very interesting there's a lot of bad [ __ ] from this place like this place is remote as hell like are you I don't know if you're seeing this but God that's remote as hell okay so here is Australia here is Papa New Guinea where's New Zealand New Zealand Fiji Samoa New Zealand's down here samaa oh wait I passed it yeah look there's Hawaii it's a little bit farther than Hawaii it's way out there there man that banana that's great banana cob bass what are what are these names Poland Paris London banana it's like a thousand miles from Honolulu so even though on a map it looks close it is Tiny kir bass is an Nation island nation located in the Central Pacific uh situated in all four hemispheres capital of of C yeah ciri bass stunning coral reefs and abundant marine life English and Gilbert teas of theal son this is a good sounding language like I was expecting cuz Gilbert is such like a goober name like I was expecting Gilbert Godfrey Gilbert Godfrey if that's if that was what it was everyone on the island was just Gilbert godfre My Father the younger one said to his father father give me my share of the estate so we divided his property between them Jafar I feel like I'm going to I have a I have a sinus infection I feel like my forehead BS just going to explode my Gilbert Godfree ease this makes sense ah learning the ways you got to shoot the B straighter they're burning the spe Haw they're burning the the spirit tree Jafar okay that's enough before I die um the currency is the Australian dollar they're pegged to the Australian yeah I bet they're pegged I bet they're being pegged by Australia that big old big old Australian woman being like Oh I really like you but I H I have this one thing I'm interested in and you're just like you know Australia's just pegging pegging the hell out of ke Ki bass come down to the beach with me and party uh has its own time oh man it's got its own time zone called the Gilbert Island time no what time is it it's Gilbert o' clock traditional sport called look at that back muscle yeah yeah this guy knows what he's doing he seems like the older guy and he seems like he knows what to do he's got his weight lower this guy's trying to pull up this guy's oh went went for the leg oh oh oh boom so there's this restaurant where you can fight and then that pays your bill because you become entertainment this guy's over there in Thailand d d d yeah so they just bring in people and at any point you could just start throwing hands for your food all right just believe me just believe me Timeless beauty of the curi bast dance let's see it let's see it okay lot of finger hand motion I wish I knew the significance of these motions a lot of dancing also is like a thing with fighting where like you dance you your fighting is Dan is a reflection of your dancing always which is why like British people can't dance all right I mean yeah cuz like all the all the nations that like prioritize wrestling like if you look at the way they dance like Brazil very like up close and like laced up but also very like showy very rhythmic a lot of hip a lot of shoulders that's where Jiu-Jitsu is very popular and then there's places where like boxing is the main thing like Mexico perfect example Mexico this whole dance it's like the traditional way that uh K bass men used to get [ __ ] so this is oh I'm looking at at you girl just put like R&B under this like girl you know I'm thinking about you all the time girl all the way into the sky I'm thinking about dealing you with my fingers and did right when he went to his dick and I'mma shove it right up your butt I'm the eagle you're the nest girl ooh I'll show you with my hands girl ooh I want to sit right here on my lap and no one will hurt you I'm going ooh put my fingers to your ooh what I'm going to do to you so does this mean freeold land for sale one square foot what is this freeold property for sale on blah blah blah land land was assessed at 1.5 comes to 38,000 us per acre and you get what Freehold land is a type of property ownership where the owner has indefinite right to the land and any building on it this is considered the most complete form of property ownership Freehold owners have the freedom to renovate or design their property without needing to get permission from a landlord as for the home building we have three contract directors right here all of whom will be build anything from a simple Cottage to a first class holiday home prices range from 85,000 okay there are no property taxes payable in Fiji is this Fiji I thought this was two I thought this was uh there's no there's nothing for sale can foreigners buy property foreigners cannot buy land okay so given up on that so everything is community owned which makes sense cuz I was wondering like why is it that I could go check some stuff out but instead they're trying to sell me [ __ ] in [Music] Fiji let's go to kirti from Poland to the UK where to LA to Fiji and then from Fiji after flying 30,000 km it was finally time to go to Kiribati on my last flight after 2 hours flying over the Pacific I could finally see Kiribati after the TSA we grabbed a cab and went to the Hotel this person seems a little bit more interesting is they're from there this is bio most populated and biggest town of Tarawa so it's not nice is kind of what I'm getting like this place doesn't look the concrete looks a little beaten up the buildings look a little beaten up sure there's a lot of Storms and hurricanes and whatnot then this guy said he got kicked out so it's it's been long enough oh kind of want to update everyone as to what happened with me and G boss um how I inevitably got kicked out the country It's Kind of a Funny Story and so I'm going to do my best to describe what happened and then at the time I put a lot of soul into that thing and and uh I was I felt like I'd finally you know done it and and Achieve something beautiful and it's all taken away it's kind of how it goes unfortunately um and you know one of the bigger bubblers is it was Chuck that ended up getting me kicked out of the country um which was unfortunate because I really didn't see it coming him and I had a good relationship I I'm not listening to anything this guy's saying his the way he looks is oh [ __ ] he we kind of have similar looks I mean he's definitely better looking than me uh not not necessarily in the mustache Department I feel like my mustache is a little bit stronger than his but in terms of like he's got blue eyes he's got I mean he does not have a look of deodorant like that's not what I'm getting from him like to me he seems like someone who' like be very sensitive and spiritual but still hit his girl girlfriend um so I'm not I'm not really like I'm waiting for him to explain why it's his fault there was just some disagreements between us and we didn't see a few things eye to eye um and inevitably I ended up accepting a filming project for Brad to go down to the Northern Cook Islands and Chuck wanted me to go to bharari with him um with a minister to to film over there and I had already been paid by Brad um so I turned down the offer to go film with Chuck and this was over a phone call and basically he told me well it was nice knowing you and it was kind of like if you're not with me or against me kind of thing and he hung up and this was back when I was at home in Washington getting prepared to go back to Chris Miss Island oh in Washington so this guy's from was man I could get a hold of this guy I could potentially get a hold of this guy must try traditional dishes all right it's a fish that's grilled with the skin on gee haven't seen that one before palusami I have noide it's a dish prepared using coconut milk young Taro leaves banana leaves hot water bread fruit leaves curry powder and black pepper the Taro stuffed parcels and coconut cream are traditionally baked in an underground earn oven do you see those di the diaper commercial over here I don't know if you guys can see that that is a diaper commercial um what the [ __ ] um I guess most people who are looking at Asian food or need diapers in Portland that would make sense because they Those ads do factor in where you're uh where you're located milk rights f oh I was just thinking about learning how to make a roson leche I need to call up my grandma mushroom chicken of course mushrooms that would make that makes a lot of sense um we've had some guests these last couple episodes sorry there was no guess this episode uh but I am lining up a guest for Serbia in the next episode love you guys