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Jack Whitehall Shares the Poem He Wrote for Harry Styles' 30th Birthday | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-you look good, bud. how you doing? everything good? -very good, very good. lovely to be here. -your netflix special came out this week. this is your third comedy special. -third comedy special, yes. it launched this week. -a big deal. -it's a big deal. it's a very, very exciting day today. not just... Read more
Chappell Roan Talks Outfit Inspirations, New Album and Your Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist
Category: Comedy
-i mean, fantastic. welcome to the show. you look fantastic. thank you so much for being here. -thank you for letting me borrow this outfit. -no problem. just give it back for the weekend. i need it for the weekend. uh, your career is currently exploding right now. uh, everyone's talking about chappell... Read more
Chappell Roan: Good Luck, Babe! | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing her hit "good luck, babe!", give it up for chappell roan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ it's fine ♪ ♪ it's cool ♪ ♪ you can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth ♪ ♪ and guess i'm ♪ ♪ the fool ♪ ♪ with her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof ♪ ♪ i don't wanna call... Read more
Kiribati: Gilbert Island Time
Category: Comedy
Hello and welcome to pandering hour deal with it never do this never ever not a good idea don't do this way better want top 10 killer cucks if you like putting stuff in your butt that is your right and don't worry about straight or gay it's not about that it's about your own satisfaction for you for... Read more
Trump Claims He's More Popular Than Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Inspires Haircuts Across Nation
Category: Comedy
-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, everybody. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, everyone is getting excited for the super bowl, and i actually saw that people are actually betting on how many times the cameras will show taylor... Read more
Trump Gets Muted Mics in Debate, Coin Toss Will Determine Last Words | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! you're watching! thank you for watching! you guys, i'm very excited about this. kevin hart is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love kevin, seriously. what better way to kick off halloween season than with a fun-size guest? isn't... Read more
Cristin Milioti on Her Failed Wicked Audition and The Penguin with Colin Farrell | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more
Lupita Nyong'o Talks Cold Plunges, The Wild Robot and Being on Vocal Rest for Three Months
Category: Comedy
-you look gorgeous. it is always great to see you. thank you so much for coming back to the show. -oh, i love being here. -okay, good. thank you. you were telling me backstage that you recently became an american citizen, by the way. -i did. -congratulations. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers... Read more
Trump Rejects Second Debate, Harris Campaign Sells Taylor Swift-Inspired Friendship Bracelets
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more
Breaking news Caitlin Clark's Non Basketball Exhibition Prompts Boyfriend Connor McCaffery to Reavea
Category: News & Politics
K's non-basketball exhibition prompts boyfriend connor mcaffrey to reveal an untold secret kon clark loves a little step out to explore sports outside basketball baseball for instance is something she seems to enjoy dabbling in off late just last month she was in attendance for the new york yankees... Read more
Leo Reisinger: Vor "Toni, männlich, Hebamme" war ich no-name!
Category: Entertainment
[musik] die meisten von euch kennt ihn als toni aber so heißt der dubai toni männlich hebamme im echten leben heißt leo reisinger wie geht's dir und du bist du also mir geht's erstmal gut das ist die erste sache und ich bin gerade bei mir zu hause im bayerischen oberland so genau zwischen den alpen... Read more
Trump and Harris Meet for the First Time at Debate, Trump Leads Harris in Florida by Two Points
Category: Comedy
-welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers and applause ] i am excited. i am excited about this. from the hit show "only murders in the building," steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez are my guests tonight! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! yeah, it is a show... Read more
Selena's Emmy Nominations: The Premiere That Stole Hearts #jimmyfallon #interview #stevemartin
Category: Entertainment
21 emmy nominations selena is nominated for best actress i first 21 nominated and her her uh movie uh amelia perez in can got an 11 minute standing ovation oh yeah congratulations you want look at you standing on the cover of vanity fair sneak peek right here wow calm down calm down calm down boy know... Read more
Lainey Wilson Talks Whirlwind Album and Being a Hannah Montana Impersonator (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-welcome back. congrats on the new album. what a year you've been having, by the way. -it has been wild. -can i just go through a couple of things first? your last album, "bell bottom country," won best country album at the grammys. congratulations. that's a big deal. -not too bad. -you just recently... Read more
Lainey Wilson: 4x4xU | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing "4x4xu" from her new album "whirlwind," once again, lainey wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ i'm the kind to take the keys ♪ ♪ don't sit in a shotgun seat ♪ ♪ 'less i want to ♪ ♪ and you make me want to ♪ ♪ hypnotized by the white lines ♪ ♪ your hands ten and two on this heart of... Read more
Lainey Wilson’s Journey From Performing in Walmart Aisles and Writing Songs at 9 to Stardom
Category: News & Politics
Lainey wilson’s journey from performing in walmart aisles and writing songs at 9 to stardom Read more
Name That Song Challenge with Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to "the tonight show." it is time for the "name that song challenge." -♪ name that song ♪ ♪ name that song challenge ♪ -my teammate tonight stars in the hit show "only murders in the building." season 4 is streaming now on hulu, with new episodes on tuesdays. give it up for martin short!... Read more
Steve Martin, Martin Short & Selena Gomez Talk Emmy Nominations, Only Murders in the Building Cameos
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to the show, selena, marty, steve. thank you so much for coming here. -james kamala fallon, we love you. -thomas. james thomas. thanks. -okay, first of all, we're here because we love you. -thank you. -and we're also here because colbert has gotten a little pickier. -okay, right. -but... Read more
WePost: Airbnb, Meatball Subs | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-finally, guys, it's monday. it's time for "wepost." here we go. -whoa! -♪ wepost ♪ ♪♪ ♪ wepost ♪ -welcome to "wepost." this is where we, as a group, decide something we should post on socials. i'm gonna show you five different posts, and we're all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not. and... Read more
Jimmy Talks About Facing Off Against DJ Khaled in the Cardigan Classic | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-guys, just a quick mention that this friday is the golf matchup everyone is talking about. it will be settled once and for all. that's right, i'm talking about the cardigan classic i challenged... [ applause ] i challenged dj khaled to a golf match. he looks like a fun guy to play with and he's really... Read more