Bachelorette Recap - Jenn Tran ep 8 S29 | Jared Freid Instagram Scream Recap

we go one woman three Fantasy Suites three beds with wet spots to avoid let's do it so we're in Hawaii this guy's giving very much Survivor Vibes like if your roommate walked in just now they're like oh Survivor it's on you'd have to be like no I'm going to watch a woman maybe have sex with three men tonight but island of Hawaii yeah we can watch that next week these people have gotten some major m from this experience like if they were like hey do you want to be on The Bachelor or Bachelorette you'd be like no then they'd be like well we're going to go to New Zealand Australia Seattle and Hawaii and you're getting all the Delta Miles i' be like oh yeah embarrass myself you kidding me I'll I'll ruin my life for that many Delta Miles she gets the Hawaii lay how does she not make a joke right now like laid by a woman I came here to lay three men better call me a they them cuz you don't know how to identify me Jen and I walk into hotel rooms very differently from one another she walks in and smells an orchid I walk in the minute the door shuts it's a long fart that I've been holding in the whole ride from the airport and then I'm smelling my own fart and going huh much in the way she goes H from the Orchid and then she jumps on the bed part of a relationship I'm taking that that thing off the bed that that is coming off right away this the dirtiest thing that's ever been in a hotel room her touching that is way grosser than me farting after the airport ride because that thing goes immediately on the floor and in a corner never to be seen the rest of the vacation didn't exactly give Jen the sweet at the rits this porch is very much the porch of a time share your family got for cheaper because it's during the off seon not exactly a glamorous porch what are you going to do with that table you going to it's a dining room table on a porch what is she going to do serve Thanksgiving so for some reason Molly mesnik Jason mesnick's wife from the bach they're from like 7,000 seasons ago and they were on an earlier episode this season but they're not even like big players in Bachelor Nation like it very much seems like Jason and Molly were having like marital things and they're like hey let's go back to the [ __ ] that brought us together and then they petitioned them like with 7,000 emails like please give us a vacation Jen is about to make the biggest decision of her life and she's met this woman for 15 minutes and she's like yeah I'll I'll tell her what to do I'll make sure she does the right thing no no no her friends and family no we don't need them I'm Molly mesnik I won season 10 14,000 years ago I had to rewind Jen introduces all the guys and Jonathan is out looking at the the ocean and Marcus is in the city streets just hanging and then Devin is out playing golf with Jesse Palmer like how did he get this gig most how are they going to hide from the other two guys oh yeah we were just out by the golf course they gave us some clubs and they said you guys go play cuz someone didn't show up yeah no no no we we would have called you but we don't have cell phones I'd be so mad if I was the other guys they're all chilling on the golf course so de Devin gets the first shot at a fantasy suite and here's Jen who claimed to have a fear of heights when she came on the show and now this is like her 15th helicopter date did she sign up for the show being like hey I'd like to find a husband and I'd like to break this fear of flying let's get both done at once cuz at this point she's been on enough of these to actually fly the helicopter so Devin has already said he loves Jen and Jen is giving very much like I'm not there yet Vibes she just goes it's crazy how blue your eyes are and he was like they're not blue that's so funny you messed it up so hilarious you don't even know me she's like guess I guess I got away with that one he thought it was cute cuz anything I do is cute cuz he loves me so they go on a helicopter and they drink champagne but this is where Jen would get to know me I'd be like we're sitting on the ground isn't there a beach chair my leg's going to fall asleep can we like go somewhere else maybe a rock that's kind of like a chair where I can sit up like this is where she would learn that I can complain about anything this is where she would dry up and decide that the fantasy suite wasn't really for us Devon's biggest issue was that the other two guys are like hard bodies and he's coming in with Dad bod and I am not any different than him and he made a very good decision he went shirt on all day until there was low lighting that's what I would have done I would have been like oh yeah yeah yeah the lighting's right for me to you know show my man boobs okay this is this was a good professional dad bod move by Devon good on him we're at the nighttime portion Jen and Devin come dressed as if they're going to be the most random people at the Michael Ruben white party yeah yeah yeah we're from The Bachelor oh no you didn't see our season and Michael I guess is a huge fan so yeah we came I am very confident in how I feel about you Deon has told Jen he loves her over a hundred times because it hasn't always been so clear he's like it's clear for me this is the face you don't want someone making after being like it's clear for me that I love you she's like that's interesting that's interesting cuz I haven't said it back but I'm happy you're being so open with me while I am so not because I feel so strongly about you that I I don't think's putting it all out there without telling you look at it I can't go another day without telling you how much I love you you can tell Jen knows that he is everything she has said she wants but he's not the guy for her and she's dealing with that right now cuz she knows any woman would be like he wants to have a house and kids and get engaged with you and why would you turn that down don't you want love and she'd be like yeah but I don't know I don't get that feeling I get when I take a shot at tequila and woo after it so love Jen let him go where do you see it all come on who's watching this cheering for Jen right now so you're in love now repeat it again and I will repeat that I'm not sure yet again let him go let him find his person so even though Jen does doesn't love Devin she gives him a note and let's read we'll get a closeup of the note hold on so he gets the invite to the fantasy suite and then he says to Jen he's like so what you think I'm game if you're game oh that's what you want to hear I'm game if you're game do he just confessed his love to this woman he's like so you want to go back to your room I'm game if you're game if little Devon downstairs is cool then we can push on through then maybe I'll love you after this we'll see so they go to the fantasy suite which it used to be more fantasy this is more Grandma's old bedroom set like that looks less sexy and more Glade plugins and there's plastic on the couches they wake up next to each other get ready for the weirdest comment people say Devon looks like Pete Davidson but after last night I'd say he's better than Pete Davidson what is that they just slept together and she's like people say he looks like Pete who people they've been secluded from society no one knows who Devon is yet this show hasn't aired yet did you sleep with Pete Davidson how would you know that he's better if someone did this to me the night a the day after we slept together if they were like you know people say he looks like a male version of Rosie O'Donnell but I'd say he's way better than when I hooked up with Ros o' Donal I would be very upset with this camera angle if I was Devon I don't want them shooting me from the foot of the bed I'd be like hey can you guys get on the ceiling from my forehead down possibly I'm going to need you to be behind the headrest of the bed and going downwards much like I would do an Instagram story I can't have this foot of the bed under the chin nonsense so Jen leaves him love he gives one more love you and she goes okay did she say okay love you oh no Devin get back in that room and start farting have a day she's gone now you can be yourself she's like bye I be like okay go I have to fart he's just up there she's like here's some friend kisses but you know I know my he's like I always forget the Jen gen Z until I see like her morning out her morning after outfit which is just like a normal genen Z outfit genen Z women dress like a walking hamper like those shoes like you you're outside in those jenzy women will put on a fishing cap and hold a fishing rod and be like ready for the club so they go to this dut car and you find out that Jonathan on his 101 date is a big health nut she orders like seven Donuts which you should and he's like my God J he says my God he's like you're getting them all I would send him home right now I'd be like go home and masturbate with your lettuce cups because we're having Donuts or there's no fantasy sweet for you you either eat the doughnut with the filling or nobody gets filled definely worth the cheat day for he just said cheat day in Hawaii that it's worth the cheat day I would send him home immediately worth the cheat day we are in Hawaii eating Donuts on the tab of ABC and you're talking about cheat days what are you getting ready for Mr America send them home it's over so they're on this like tour of Hawaii date and every time they get food like I'm just like wondering like is he like sitting there being like I guess I'll fake eating this what's this going to do to my protein intake am I going to have to do extra sit-ups before we get into the fantasy suite when can I get my steps in like I I I don't know if I can look at Jonathan the same way again I don't know how Jen still has them around they make their way to a picnic at this waterfall and then there's a city bus station bench waiting for them does the bachelor just have a van full of benches for whenever they need a date to happen or a conversation to happen there's literally nothing sexy about sitting on this bench together the waterfall is not a movie honestly this is the couch you sit on when you're in marriage counseling not one you sit on where you're like hey should we go to the fantasy suite together or so they really don't get that deep with each other like no deeper than anyone would get at a like bar where they met for the first time and he's like why don't we get as naked as possible let me show you what those cheat meals are all for and then they just rub on each other Devon's like I love you and he's like hey want to swim near the waterfall and she's like game now it's the nighttime portion of the date and Jen is dressed for the nicest Miami nightclub and John looks like a kid who didn't want to wear a suit to a wedding and this was the Compromise he made with his mom like not even socks or pants that fit this is this isn't they look like they're on two different dates so now they're on the dinner date and they're sitting side by side this would not work for anyone that has even a little fat on their body like John has great bone structure and that is coming in huge for him if I was next to her on this couch I would have to like fully put my leg up on the couch so I could face her directly so that she wouldn't get a side shot of me chewing especially on the date before she maybe invites me to the sex Suite so Jen and Jonathan have what I would call like date three conversations not like pre getting engaged conversations and that is a guy who knows he's going to get blown tonight that is the face of oh man I got my ticket to the promised land so he opens up the note and let's see what it says they go back to the fantasy suite and they clink champagne glasses I mean those glasses are huge that's a champagne glass it's bigger than her head it's like what they would give you at a margarit Ville as a joke if anyone ordered champagne like yeah sure we got we got champagne for you and then they bring out like a bucket that yeah we got big gulps here that's how we drink our champagne I love when they come back to the room they show the judgy bird the bees the flowers all inuendo to them that having sex the night before I wonder what the bird was saying yes I saw everything Jen is quite a MX in the sack but Jonathan what a body he looks like the type that keeps a strict diet and then does a cheap meal every now and again to shock his system a bit good for him yeah I've been eating a little too much seed lately so I had to look away it's a little bit embarrassing I'm as fat as I've ever been but Jonathan has really inspired me to get back on it they show Jonathan's like postd fantasy sweet snuggle with Jen and then they show Devon who's going through it he's really hurting and I don't blame him he knows something's off look what she wore after his fantasy suite versus after Jonathan's Jonathan she's dressed like for prom Devon she was dressed as the pigeon lady from home alone too I couldn't understand why Jen wasn't like into Dev he he gives her everything love he wants to start a life together and then I saw the yeah that's I don't know if anyone's going to sign up for that Devo yeah the sound of velcro unel gr has dried up many of a jeene so now Marcus goes and plays golf with Jessie too Jesse Palmer is like a dad who like barely cares about his kids they're like yeah I'm really going through something where's Jesse oh he's out on the ninth hole go go see if you can catch him he'll listen to you while he swings a nine iron look he's like I sounds like you got a lot to think about well all right well good luck with that now watch me smack this drive we have the one-on-one date with Marcus and Jen is going for it she's like lose the fuzzy Shaw lose the shirt we're going two-piece I'm making this American hero love me once and for all so they're going to go snorkeling with the Mana Rays who light up at night it's literally a once- in a liftime time opportunity if I'm the other two guys like I'm a little bit upset like yeah we both went to the same waterfall and looked at it marus Marcus is going to get to literally experience planet Earth the TV show from the water I mean look at what they are looking at I would be with the dumbest questions I'd be like where is their brain and their eyes you would find out how dumb I was immed medely on this date also how much of a wuss I'd be like get it away from me does the tail sting you is it going to is it going to hurt me have you ever heard of Steve Irwin what is this who got him so Marcus will not say I love you to Jen hold yourself up just as many times as and he's given her the you're the best but I don't love you speech really I've never met anyone never met anyone like you never met anyone so awesome and I think never met anyone so beautiful never never met anyone so much that I didn't love so Marcus hits her with the dagger it's been hard for me to get to a point where I feel like comfortable saying that I'm like in love o see at that point she's got to go okay good luck I'll shake this off it's going to take a minute but good to know you and that does not happen Marcus is like so fantasy sweet now that the love stuff is out of the way he's not moving I would get up dude it's over go home you make me feel amazing so Marcus says I don't love you but you make me feel amazing which I'm sure is just as good that's pretty good I'm sure if Jen went back to the brunch table and was like now he said he didn't love me but I make him feel amazing amazing so for that reason I invited them to the fantasy suite they'd all be like totally get it right absolutely I'm sure I'm sure the brunch table would approve so Jen says I'm going to raise your I don't love you with a here's a fantasy suite invite let's see what the card says Marcus just said that best case scenario he gets Clarity on this situation and then they March up to the Treehouse that was 7 ft from the from the dinner you're going to get clarity buddy you're going to wake up in the morning going oh God I just slept with someone who said they love me and I said I wasn't sure yet and I'm still not sure but I probably don't love them damn it watch this swipe of the chin Marcus does it's very evil villain kissing his evil accomplice bride look at that that the fingers on the chin doesn't that look like they just attached a scheme and he's like bring it in here honey we're going to make millions she asked him how the date went last night dat yesterday was awesome like it was awesome she's like yeah it was pretty awesome you said you didn't love me I told you I loved you and then I invited you up to this treehouse and you know we got naked together then you woke up really early and started doing push-ups with the claps in between them and jumping jacks I guess that's the rest of our life together no emotional intimacy and you doing a lot of push-ups in the morning I guess I'm an army wife now Marcus is a little too chipper after this nighttime date and Jen you can tell is like I don't know if that was the best idea I mean he didn't even eat any of the food he's like I'm going to get going babe I'm going to go hang out at the beach and get a tan but uh yeah I'll see you when I see you and then he says goodbye he's like see you I'll miss you miss you I'll talk to you you know whenever and then she walks off to I guess the river she's going to go swim home she's like yeah I'll I'll just be on my way uh no I don't need an Uber you don't have to call me an Uber I'll I'll walk it I got a lot to think about so Devon is here at the hotel bar very much looking like a guy who walked in on his wife sleeping with someone on their honeymoon it's got the 5:00 shadow hands interlocked drinking in front of him he's like I thought she was the one and then you meet one Zumba trainer in Hawaii and it's over so they somehow get Jesse Palmer off the golf course they're like Devon's really going through it can you can you please come out here and Jessie fake listens excited for he's like yeah yeah yeah yeah just shake your head he's like can you just hurry up I got another 18 to play and I figured out the driver just going to narrow my stance loosen my wrist a little bit but yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no no she she doesn't love again told her I loved her on the way out Devon is pouring his heart out look at Jesse fake listening me because I keep giving it's like he's talking to a Madam tuod sculpture that keeps shaking its head a little bit every five minutes he's like no you keep giving and giving I I I say the same thing to my driver I'm like come on I keep giving and giving and you won't give me anything back stop slicing Devin says he's getting no sleep you know I don't sleep here I just you can see the moment Jesse realizes he misses his tea time it's okay right there y he's like ah damn it I'm going to miss the 1110 a.m. tea time there might be one this afternoon but then I'll be late for the rose ceremony they can do it without me all I got to say is and here's the final Rose they can someone can do that in post so Devon decides to show up at Jen's door she's like Marcus you love me oh it's Devin that's it for The Bachelorette and that's it for me I will not be back tomorrow night hopefully I'll get a live stream in by the end of the week but I got a show tomorrow night but I'll be back next week for sure share share share tell a friend about this great show