Jason Manford's Hilarious Michael Mcintyre Impression | First World Problems | Universal Comedy

it's a loads of things will'll just do your edit daily it's weird I mean you know if you ever hear me moaning about this job please just punch me in the face like I do I I love this job I mean I'm lazy like I said I'm not you know I don't really leave this little bit I don't know why they bother lighting the rest of that to be honest I won't be using any of that there'll be no McIntyre ging like I won't be I don't I don't know how he does that every night fair play to him I just got a stitch just from doing that little bit there my only negative is I think it's the I get headaches that's what I get I get headaches I think it's these lights I think it's the lights or maybe the nerves it is a nerve-wracking job before I started the tour back in I don't know back before the summer we do a big shop right we do a massive shop so you go to the supermarket you tour manager you buy loads of things that you're going to need like hundreds of bottles of water and toilet trees for backstage and snacks and things that you're just going to need like just try and stock up and I thought to myself well I get these headaches I go through a couple of paracetamol night so why don't I just stock up on paracetamol so I tried to buy about 48 packets of paracetamol now I'm guessing from your reaction you've already been made aware of a rule that says you're not allowed to do that is it two packets something is it two packets are allowed I didn't know this I'm just a massive shopping store 48 packets within there she's scanning it all like beep beep beep beep giving it that and then she freezes mid scam stares at me sympathetic Bally I said everything all right she said I can't sell you that many paracetamol I'm afraid and I said oh why still non the wiser now you think she' have some sort of euphemism for it maybe she get a manager to come over and explain just come out of it it's in case you kill yourself love massive C I'm like what all about it's in case you kill yourself what do you mean kill myself I said look at the trolley there there's some Philadelphia light do I seem like I'm on the edge looking after to be cholesterol you mad bastard who does that does going to have one last piece of cheesy toast and then I'm out of here that's it I might mix it with a bit of pasta but that's it I'm going there's a loot of bloody freezer stuff some long life milk look at the clues what a weird rule that is as well what a weird rule because what's odd is you can have anything else you want in as much quantity as you want there's no one there's nothing they're not saying don't kill yourself they're saying don't kill yourself with our paracetamol that's what they're saying you're like I'll put them back then can they get their razor blades oh yeah as many as you want you got like an 8 me length for open a pipe that fits on the back of an exhaust that's i n sweetart that's you all right see you tomorrow maybe maybe I tell you what does annoy me call centers I used to work in loads of call centers that was one of my jobs in me late teens and early 20s I rang up a company recently I won't tell you they are it was a well-known British gas company and I think I'll be all right with that so so rang up right this is the exact conversation I rang up I said I I just want to pay me Bill please she said have you got your customer service number sir I said said no I've not got it with me actually she said I am going to need it I said not got it she says I know but I am going to need it I said well not got it so I am going to need it I don't know it I do need it sir I'm I got it I know but I do need it well I don't know it I don't know it like I don't know what it is not even in me head like I couldn't even begin to even guess is it four like I have no idea I need it sir I've not got it I know everything about me I know all my security details I know everything about the house I know when you sent the last bill how much it was for how long I've been with you who the last company was I used before I moved to you the only thing I don't know is some arbitary number your massive company has assigned to me instead of my actual name she said I am going to need it I said why she said fraud prevention I said what sort of [ __ ] frauder he's ringing up and paying other people's bills for him don't make any sense does it I said you know what next time he Rings up you let him pay it sweet out don't you worry about me you give me the number for the electric in the water as well I'm not H I'm really they too on it sometimes aren't they have you ever been on holiday and your and your card has been blocked by the bank you ever had this I was on holiday I rang up the bank I said my carard has been blocked yes Mr Manford with reason to believe your card is currently been used in Spain yeah it was up to about 8 minutes ago pal yeah and now I've got two little girls crying cuz they can only look at ice cream so she sort this out sorry Mr Manford but you never rang to tell us you were going on holiday I said you're not my dad I don't tell you anything I used that car to put the ticket shoot your [ __ ] brain this one woman R me up she said I it's uh it's Karen from bar is that Mr Manford I said it is yeah she said can I ask you a couple of questions about your account I said f away she said before I do that I just need to ask you a couple of security questions and verify who you are said You Rang me Cara you R me I know that I just need to verify it is Mr manord I'm speaking to I said how do I know you're Karen from barle me become an idiot what's your day of birth Karen hey what's your mother's made a name what was your first car what was your first pet call what's your best friend's surname Karen is it what you wearing don't answer that last one Karen I'm only messing Karen she's gone I am terrible at complaining I'm so bad at it I want to complain to this company I got to the end of the phone call and I ended it in the worst possible way I got to I went you know what forget it I'll speak to someone later on in the week and also they're doing yeah no fine yeah thanks for your help mate yeah nothing that's what that's been yeah fine all right fine okay all right bye love you sure stick to email now when I'm complaining but even that comes FR with its own problems I wrote this email once to this company right I got to the end massive email I'm on my phone writing this email I got to the end regards Jason Manford send now I didn't realize this at the time but often your phone as you all know your phone changes some words do it and sometimes it makes you sound clever sometimes it makes you out to be a [ __ ] sometimes my surname gets changed to another word if you've not used it before so maybe some of you have used the text oh we got to see Jason Manford tonight does anyone know what my surname gets turned to mangoes mangoes that's right mangoes I had no idea massive email massive complaint dead serious regards Jason mangoes s I show me brother is pissing himself laugh here I said I can't believe I put mangoes instead of Manford he said that's the least of you worries you put retards instead of regards as e