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Category: Comedy

But anything sets me off just anything i just see those david wams books oh i hate them know those kids books is oh i got on strike in my house i refused to read them to my kids so i'm not reading it i'm not my wife says it's because i'm a bitter twisted jealous pathetic husk of a man who's lost all... Read more

Category: Comedy

[applause] and look i feel bad dissing are there american people here there's a couple over there going woo just live the stereotype uh mean i i love you guys i just think we we look up to you a little bit too much do you know what mean we try to impress you too much and look i love you because you're... Read more

Category: Comedy

Remember that you you know that american tv show i was telling you about i made the biggest dick of myself on that show it was called chelsea lately now some of you all know this show it's it's and i don't want to diss the show cuz i was so excited to be on it but chelsea handler is a late night american... Read more

Category: Comedy

It's a loads of things will'll just do your edit daily it's weird i mean you know if you ever hear me moaning about this job please just punch me in the face like i do i i love this job i mean i'm lazy like i said i'm not you know i don't really leave this little bit i don't know why they bother lighting... Read more

Category: Comedy

So now before the show uh i ask you guys to write down your own first world problems and uh i've got them here uh obviously i can't read them all out i've had to forward to them and onto the police uh there some proper nutters in this room okay let's have a little look through some of these if you hear... Read more

Category: Comedy

I i once told a joke on the telly that got 147 complaints and i'll be honest with you i'm still not sorry and i was this was what jimmy car feels like every day about three and a half years ago in a huge news story hit the uk when an old woman put a cat in a bin do you remember this story and the country... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] thank you nice one good he nice one thank you how are you michael mcy everyone how good the what a legend the apollo look at this is anyone else thinking they've scrubbed it up quite nice haven't they it's nice now it's on the telly when we usually e it's all right [ __ ] all is it but look... Read more

Category: Comedy

The ultimate first world problem i think is this right just imagine this picture this scene you've all been there you've had a long day at work and you get to the end of the day so tired so tired you get home and maybe you make to like you go for a drink you're like oh i don't really want to but you... Read more

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My parents have been together 35 years now and uh they got together very young actually my mom was well my mom was young my mom was 16 and my dad was 24 there was an eight 8ye age gap and now my mom's got to an age where she's starting to lie about her age she's starting to take two or three years off... Read more

Category: Comedy

They too on it sometimes aren't they have you ever been on holiday and your and your card has been blocked by the bank you ever had this i was on holiday i rang up the bank i said my car's been blocked yes mr manford we reason to believe your card is currently been used in spain yeah it was up to about... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] hello hello good evening how are you good good good don't worry i've never heard of me either got to be honest with you ladies and gentlemen it's lovely to be here for those who haven't yet worked out i'm from liverpool yeah it just shows the bbc's commitment to ethnic diversity they could have... Read more

Category: Comedy

I don't know what to do with my kids the problem is i'm a kid in my head i'm still childish you know sometimes you get left like right you're in charge i think i'm not i'm just the eldest that's all i am my good daughters have got me tied up man theyve got me wra around their little fingers i can't... Read more