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Intro welcome to night three of roast battle league's decade of destruction our 10-year anniversary special are you ready for rose battle make some noise for our referee brian motherfucking moses hey [music] the decade of destruction 10 years damn right we got rose b bands in the house maybe the commissioner... Read more

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