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Category: Comedy

Lived in new york and i remember that they stopped do you remember this they stopped all flights in boston and new york they stopped all rides to the airport uh in private cars you could only take a taxi yeah because what better way of stemming the flow of muslims than only allowing taxis to drive to... Read more

Category: Comedy

I had to call him i said hey dad you can't do that he said what you mean i said dad you look crazy on social media he said how i look crazy i said you just look like a sugar daddy that i haven't spoke to in a while he said how i said well dad how does how do people know that you're my dad nobody knows... Read more