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Jack Whitehall Shares the Poem He Wrote for Harry Styles' 30th Birthday | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-you look good, bud. how you doing? everything good? -very good, very good. lovely to be here. -your netflix special came out this week. this is your third comedy special. -third comedy special, yes. it launched this week. -a big deal. -it's a big deal. it's a very, very exciting day today. not just... Read more
Chappell Roan Talks Outfit Inspirations, New Album and Your Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist
Category: Comedy
-i mean, fantastic. welcome to the show. you look fantastic. thank you so much for being here. -thank you for letting me borrow this outfit. -no problem. just give it back for the weekend. i need it for the weekend. uh, your career is currently exploding right now. uh, everyone's talking about chappell... Read more
Chappell Roan: Good Luck, Babe! | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing her hit "good luck, babe!", give it up for chappell roan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ it's fine ♪ ♪ it's cool ♪ ♪ you can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth ♪ ♪ and guess i'm ♪ ♪ the fool ♪ ♪ with her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof ♪ ♪ i don't wanna call... Read more
Donald Trump on the Polls 😉
Category: Entertainment
You pay attention to the polls i mean oh i i love the polls i i but i don't pay attention if i'm losing or lagging i' never mention it believe me only one i'm yeah Read more
Celebs React To Kamala/Trump Presidential Debate
Category: Entertainment
And talk about what happened everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump kla harris came in needing to rattle trump's cage and now that it's over they are still looking for pieces of his cage in low orbit couldn't have gone much better than did... Read more
Trump Claims He's More Popular Than Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Inspires Haircuts Across Nation
Category: Comedy
-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, everybody. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, everyone is getting excited for the super bowl, and i actually saw that people are actually betting on how many times the cameras will show taylor... Read more
Trump Gets Muted Mics in Debate, Coin Toss Will Determine Last Words | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! you're watching! thank you for watching! you guys, i'm very excited about this. kevin hart is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love kevin, seriously. what better way to kick off halloween season than with a fun-size guest? isn't... Read more
Cristin Milioti on Her Failed Wicked Audition and The Penguin with Colin Farrell | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more
Lupita Nyong'o Talks Cold Plunges, The Wild Robot and Being on Vocal Rest for Three Months
Category: Comedy
-you look gorgeous. it is always great to see you. thank you so much for coming back to the show. -oh, i love being here. -okay, good. thank you. you were telling me backstage that you recently became an american citizen, by the way. -i did. -congratulations. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers... Read more
SNL Season 50 Alumni Draft
Category: Entertainment
Draft order [music] yes that is right welcome everybody on in to the saturday night network for a very special podcast here right after labor day to talk about some snl 50 coming up very soon in just a few week so now that we're ramping up the podcast i'm very excited to bring in some friends for a... Read more
Trump Rejects Second Debate, Harris Campaign Sells Taylor Swift-Inspired Friendship Bracelets
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more
BREAKING: Demi Moore Finally Demi Moore Finally REVEALS Why She’s SINGLE... And It’s HILARIOUS!
Category: Entertainment
On monday september 9th the 61-year-old appeared on the tonight's show starring jimmy fallon as she is currently on a press run for her new sci-fi horror film the substance the emmy award winner shared with fallon 49 that she lets her dog sleep with her at night if anybody saw my nighttime routine if... Read more
Trump and Harris Meet for the First Time at Debate, Trump Leads Harris in Florida by Two Points
Category: Comedy
-welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers and applause ] i am excited. i am excited about this. from the hit show "only murders in the building," steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez are my guests tonight! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! yeah, it is a show... Read more
Selena's Emmy Nominations: The Premiere That Stole Hearts #jimmyfallon #interview #stevemartin
Category: Entertainment
21 emmy nominations selena is nominated for best actress i first 21 nominated and her her uh movie uh amelia perez in can got an 11 minute standing ovation oh yeah congratulations you want look at you standing on the cover of vanity fair sneak peek right here wow calm down calm down calm down boy know... Read more
Jimmy Fallon & Miley Cyrus "Islands In The Stream" (First Reaction) - Paul And Tim Do A Thing
Category: People & Blogs
Hi hi paul it's paul it's him doing a thing yeah we are so we're doing live live uh reaction this is a fun one that i saw on tik tok and i was just like huh and i checked and like oh they did the whole song so i was like we need to do this okay so this is jimmy fallon and miley cyrus okay yeah i see... Read more
😂😂Jimmy Fallon on Joe Biden's views on Trump-Harris debate #debate #donaldtrump #harris #jimmyfallon
Category: Entertainment
Guys uh we're coming to you after the presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump harris was on the right trump was on the left and biden was at home wondering where do i know these guys from i know them Read more
Jimmy Fallon details Cardigan Classic golf event with DJ Khaled | Dan Patrick Show | NBC Sports
Category: Sports
Mbusa.com for special offers jimmy fallon, host of the tonight show look who's turning 50 years of age. how is that possible? you're kind of, are you taking whatever paul rudd is taking or jason bateman? yeah, no i'm starting to feel it bud. it's it's happening. it's 50 is coming. it's here. okay. and... Read more
Jimmy Fallon discusses Cardigan Classic golf match vs. DJ Khaled | Golf Today | Golf Channel
Category: Sports
Talk about great pinot noir, it's all there, the napa river. it is -- my wife enjoys it too. it's a good bonding for the family. >> that's why the bean counters have you in stanford. >> jimmy fallon is the star and long-time host of nbc's "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon. celebrating... Read more
7 MINUTES AGO : Jimmy Kimmel Hints at Trump’s DOWNFALL – Is This the End??
Category: People & Blogs
Giving our former president a well-deserved chance to nap and fart at home and according to one of his friends trump has been miserable in court they put this st in to create havoc these are bad people i know everything they do and i know every move they make i get it the terrible courtroom drama that... Read more
Lainey Wilson Talks Whirlwind Album and Being a Hannah Montana Impersonator (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-welcome back. congrats on the new album. what a year you've been having, by the way. -it has been wild. -can i just go through a couple of things first? your last album, "bell bottom country," won best country album at the grammys. congratulations. that's a big deal. -not too bad. -you just recently... Read more