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Jack Whitehall Shares the Poem He Wrote for Harry Styles' 30th Birthday | The Tonight Show thumbnail
Jack Whitehall Shares the Poem He Wrote for Harry Styles' 30th Birthday | The Tonight Show

Category: Comedy

-you look good, bud. how you doing? everything good? -very good, very good. lovely to be here. -your netflix special came out this week. this is your third comedy special. -third comedy special, yes. it launched this week. -a big deal. -it's a big deal. it's a very, very exciting day today. not just... Read more

LOSING MY MIND AND I HAVE A BABY FOR SOME REASON | Outlast 2 thumbnail
LOSING MY MIND AND I HAVE A BABY FOR SOME REASON | Outlast 2

Category: Gaming

Previously on outlast 2 not like i [music] do nowhere the outsider iss can we do that can we roll that again [ __ ] [ __ ] jesus christ unhand her you be do we jump yeah oh my wait wait this is before i found her hanging nailed it wake up wake up i'm still here oh whoa whoa whoa okay well not that way... Read more

Chappell Roan Talks Outfit Inspirations, New Album and Your Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist thumbnail
Chappell Roan Talks Outfit Inspirations, New Album and Your Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist

Category: Comedy

-i mean, fantastic. welcome to the show. you look fantastic. thank you so much for being here. -thank you for letting me borrow this outfit. -no problem. just give it back for the weekend. i need it for the weekend. uh, your career is currently exploding right now. uh, everyone's talking about chappell... Read more

Chappell Roan: Good Luck, Babe! | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon thumbnail
Chappell Roan: Good Luck, Babe! | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Category: Comedy

-performing her hit "good luck, babe!", give it up for chappell roan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ it's fine ♪ ♪ it's cool ♪ ♪ you can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth ♪ ♪ and guess i'm ♪ ♪ the fool ♪ ♪ with her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof ♪ ♪ i don't wanna call... Read more

Henry Golding Ate A Pastrami Sandwich For Breakfast And Kelly Has Questions thumbnail
Henry Golding Ate A Pastrami Sandwich For Breakfast And Kelly Has Questions

Category: People & Blogs

(audience applauding) (upbeat music) - i should be like that, this is amazing! - i know- - the last time i saw you, it was like a tiny studio- - in la, it was tinier. yes, and we have like, i don't... i think it's twice the size of the audience or three times, i don't know, it's a huge audience. - [henry]... Read more

Henry Golding Loves Henry Cavill's Beard In 'The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare' thumbnail
Henry Golding Loves Henry Cavill's Beard In 'The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare'

Category: People & Blogs

- all right, everybody, not only is our first guest a very talented actor who you've seen in movies like "crazy rich asians" and "last christmas", he's also the first ever kelly clarkson show eggnog pong world champion. (audience laughing) - you spoke too soon. (bell dinging) - you're kind of kicking... Read more

Trump Claims He's More Popular Than Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Inspires Haircuts Across Nation thumbnail
Trump Claims He's More Popular Than Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Inspires Haircuts Across Nation

Category: Comedy

-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, everybody. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, everyone is getting excited for the super bowl, and i actually saw that people are actually betting on how many times the cameras will show taylor... Read more

Kansas Chiefy City Player Travis Kelce to make Major Political Announcement thumbnail
Kansas Chiefy City Player Travis Kelce to make Major Political Announcement

Category: Entertainment

Travis sks to make major election announcement very soon will he follow in taylor swift footsteps by endorsing kamala harris hello everyone and welcome to this short but to the point aud podcast kel is proud of swift decision travis kel is reportedly preparing to endorse kamala harris for the upcoming... Read more

Trump Gets Muted Mics in Debate, Coin Toss Will Determine Last Words | The Tonight Show thumbnail
Trump Gets Muted Mics in Debate, Coin Toss Will Determine Last Words | The Tonight Show

Category: Comedy

Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! you're watching! thank you for watching! you guys, i'm very excited about this. kevin hart is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love kevin, seriously. what better way to kick off halloween season than with a fun-size guest? isn't... Read more

Cristin Milioti on Her Failed Wicked Audition and The Penguin with Colin Farrell | The Tonight Show thumbnail
Cristin Milioti on Her Failed Wicked Audition and The Penguin with Colin Farrell | The Tonight Show

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more

Lupita Nyong'o Talks Cold Plunges, The Wild Robot and Being on Vocal Rest for Three Months thumbnail
Lupita Nyong'o Talks Cold Plunges, The Wild Robot and Being on Vocal Rest for Three Months

Category: Comedy

-you look gorgeous. it is always great to see you. thank you so much for coming back to the show. -oh, i love being here. -okay, good. thank you. you were telling me backstage that you recently became an american citizen, by the way. -i did. -congratulations. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers... Read more

Trump Pushes Pet-Eating Immigrant Conspiracy at Debate, Taylor Swift Endorses Harris | Tonight Show thumbnail
Trump Pushes Pet-Eating Immigrant Conspiracy at Debate, Taylor Swift Endorses Harris | Tonight Show

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump. and it seems like most people... Read more

Trump Rejects Second Debate, Harris Campaign Sells Taylor Swift-Inspired Friendship Bracelets thumbnail
Trump Rejects Second Debate, Harris Campaign Sells Taylor Swift-Inspired Friendship Bracelets

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more

Tahanang Pinakamasaya: Kaya Mo ‘Yan contestants, na-MENTAL BLOCK?! (January 19, 2024) thumbnail
Tahanang Pinakamasaya: Kaya Mo ‘Yan contestants, na-MENTAL BLOCK?! (January 19, 2024)

Category: Entertainment

Question number two usa i united states of america [music] uk ate ano po [applause] [music] angong okay okay okay lang okay lang a okay fair fa we will give another chance we will give another chance next question po ready question number one fork let's [music] goor is cor [music] uk united kingdom... Read more

Terry Crews & Kelly Clarkson Play 'Balls, Balls, Balls' With Maria Taylor | Kelly-Lympics thumbnail
Terry Crews & Kelly Clarkson Play 'Balls, Balls, Balls' With Maria Taylor | Kelly-Lympics

Category: People & Blogs

We are back terry cruz is hanging the we' got a couple of tough competitions going on this summer wier is america's god talent which terry hosts the other is the paris olympics which start with the opening ceremony this friday on nbc and peacock which i will be there for so to celebrate it's time for... Read more

Trump and Harris Meet for the First Time at Debate, Trump Leads Harris in Florida by Two Points thumbnail
Trump and Harris Meet for the First Time at Debate, Trump Leads Harris in Florida by Two Points

Category: Comedy

-welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers and applause ] i am excited. i am excited about this. from the hit show "only murders in the building," steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez are my guests tonight! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! yeah, it is a show... Read more

Selena's Emmy Nominations: The Premiere That Stole Hearts #jimmyfallon #interview  #stevemartin thumbnail
Selena's Emmy Nominations: The Premiere That Stole Hearts #jimmyfallon #interview #stevemartin

Category: Entertainment

21 emmy nominations selena is nominated for best actress i first 21 nominated and her her uh movie uh amelia perez in can got an 11 minute standing ovation oh yeah congratulations you want look at you standing on the cover of vanity fair sneak peek right here wow calm down calm down calm down boy know... Read more

Lainey Wilson Talks Whirlwind Album and Being a Hannah Montana Impersonator (Extended) thumbnail
Lainey Wilson Talks Whirlwind Album and Being a Hannah Montana Impersonator (Extended)

Category: Comedy

-welcome back. congrats on the new album. what a year you've been having, by the way. -it has been wild. -can i just go through a couple of things first? your last album, "bell bottom country," won best country album at the grammys. congratulations. that's a big deal. -not too bad. -you just recently... Read more

Lainey Wilson: 4x4xU | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon thumbnail
Lainey Wilson: 4x4xU | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Category: Comedy

-performing "4x4xu" from her new album "whirlwind," once again, lainey wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ i'm the kind to take the keys ♪ ♪ don't sit in a shotgun seat ♪ ♪ 'less i want to ♪ ♪ and you make me want to ♪ ♪ hypnotized by the white lines ♪ ♪ your hands ten and two on this heart of... Read more

Lainey Wilson’s Journey From Performing in Walmart Aisles and Writing Songs at 9 to Stardom thumbnail
Lainey Wilson’s Journey From Performing in Walmart Aisles and Writing Songs at 9 to Stardom

Category: News & Politics

Lainey wilson’s journey from performing in walmart aisles and writing songs at 9 to stardom Read more