Very Demi Moore, Very Mindful (Cold Open) | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

[ Knock on door ] -Hey, Demi. -Hey, Jimmy. -I'm so happy you're here. Thanks so much for being on the show. You look fantastic! -Well, yes. I mean, you see how I dress to appear on "The Tonight Show"? Very Demi Moore, very mindful. I mean, I don't come to "The Tonight Show" with a green-cut crease. I don't look like a clown when I come to the show. I'm very Demi Moore. -Oh, same. You see how I'm very presentable? Very mindful of why they hired me. -Very modest. -Very modest. -Very mindful. -Very mindful. -Very Demi Moore. -Very Demi Moore. [ Knock on door ] -Jimmy, show's about to start. -Higgins, get it together. Your chee-chee and cho-cho are out. Not very mindful. -Mm-hmm.

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