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WePost: Airbnb, Meatball Subs | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-finally, guys, it's monday. it's time for "wepost." here we go. -whoa! -♪ wepost ♪ ♪♪ ♪ wepost ♪ -welcome to "wepost." this is where we, as a group, decide something we should post on socials. i'm gonna show you five different posts, and we're all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not. and... Read more
Jimmy Talks About Facing Off Against DJ Khaled in the Cardigan Classic | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-guys, just a quick mention that this friday is the golf matchup everyone is talking about. it will be settled once and for all. that's right, i'm talking about the cardigan classic i challenged... [ applause ] i challenged dj khaled to a golf match. he looks like a fun guy to play with and he's really... Read more
Jimmy Shares Bone-Chilling Scarecrow Nightmare in Anticipation of Jimmy Fallon's Tonightmares
Category: Comedy
-i'm sorry if i -- if i seem a little distracted. i'm still thinking about this nightmare i had last night. or should i say my tonightmare? [ thunder crashes, woman screams ] i was alone, lost in the middle of a corn maze. it was getting dark, and i couldn't find my way out. ♪♪ i started to panic. i... Read more
Very Demi Moore, Very Mindful (Cold Open) | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more