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not feeling too well not feeling great hey man how's it going buddy it's me where did I come from Oh no you're the one I don't even know you're the one to them man here I have a friend hey hi Chris hi Chris oh what have I done to myself let me do it again oh that was a like button look at it go to the etherow goodbye like button I'll miss you forever okay we're going to need a few more chrises you're going to go in there and you're going to fight those little goobers why why cuz I said so all right I don't want to fight the goobers you're going to do what they say Max Army size Max Army size has been reached you think maybe I should click it some more army size reaching and stuff fight Christopher Christ this do better stop dying beat up the little dudes is that a volano it's not a volcano it's just a small person you're supposed to be no they're not there you go okay coup more couple more we beat the volcano n I'm flossing that one's leg is broken yeah it's fine I got another one I got my leg and my backup leg what I do all right we need to upgrade our army size ooh I'm the first person in the world to ever say I need more of Simply Chris wait what huh don't worry about it we going to make you bigger and stronger and faster and farter I like farting I increase my Army size even more I like how I put my little hands in the air little flippers and go you wave him like you just don't care but I do care what oh I care so much all right go fight down with the establishment George you see my little face you're like get murder I to help I'm a lot bigger I feel like I just run over there and kick those little oh those guys are bigger Chris yeah I know man I'm feeling it with the foot in the face thing you know you're getting your butt kicked oh never mind somebody if you Liv and they dance look at these dance moves man you can't you can't touch this yes they're going nice and tender perfect for consumption wait don't eat me oh nothing no I you said something over there like you're going to eat me no it's fine oh wait if you win two more times we fight a T-Rex summon thees look at him go all right go get him boys Char can you combine us to make me bigger oh these guys have guns hey stop doing that hey man they're shooting my little cises these guys got guns man from experience I know Chris's don't like being shot in the face this is true oh oh this is going to be close it wasn't no it's okay it wasn't close at all kind of close now they're dancing how dare you dance where he danced I'm so mad I'm going crazy all right troop power there we go get that up o wait can I get like a baseball bat and just start whapping him no you give me the baseball bats you dumb Dum no I want the baseball bat who's a slot okay okay put it there and H do I do I get it who get the Bas oh there's one oh you got it yeah I got this man I'm going to get this guy charge she the baseball back going to do better there go she's whacking him I'll get you I will get I'll hit you in the kneecap right now man ra ra re kick him in the knee ra ra kick him in the other knee they got a big guy of the baseball bat over there oh no reward gain and army size there we go yes quite nicely oh that guy's got health and a big old baseball bat stup it he's healing him no kill the kill the the Healer Guy come on like video game 101 yeah idiots oh Chris they have golden katanas no just like you yeah I love it pretty sure that's just a baguette with a handle on your back why not I like bread okay I forgot to drop the baseball bat last time and katanas there we go come forth my Legions of Doom arm themselves look these one's a little bit bigger you've been juicing bro oh yeah I like I like the sleeveless look he got going on thanks man it's to show off my guns you know oh speaking of guns oh my God uhoh just ignores me I'm like stop it stop doing that serious what's up Mom hey thanks for giving me swords when this guy had a minigun though you appreciate you for that you eventually will get to him at some point he'll get tired of shooting you I know I get bored of it some time get closer there you go get him when reloads about say does that thing ever have to reload man yeah Dance Party USA [Music] dance it's a Chris dance party ain't no party like a Chris dance party cuz no one comes to a Chris dance party why are you so mean I can't help it it's what happens when you are a monocle in between your eyes all right listen listen listen we got to K up man cuz we're fighting a boss now okay we got good stuff here need more diamonds they are forever Army size I'm just going to get more is more chaff for the father get give me that minigun man Min guns are for winners I won I I said winers I'm a winers have some swords charge oh those are big old guns what are those oh they're paining on you oh they're ice guns man you so slow they're peeing on you oh that Chris did not have a glorious [Music] death hey man leave like smack them smack them good guys with the weapons in the back doing nothing yeah we're helping look at him go it's a Chris dance party all right let's go fight the T-Rex is that really what we're doing oh o it is a T-Rex this is Dino Knight then they just have one crisal fight him whoa yeah look at that big boys all right big boys did you get all that fire power boy I don't know you didn't buy me anything no look at those what how do I have so much ammo now and armor and stuff well it's a boss fight we get we get extra resources yeah I like it Char wa oh I'm so cool now I'm highlighted red and I don't know why oh he's stomping you he's stomping you good uh yeah he's starting to really get me here man I don't like it this no I'm just going to go run away in the corner look how epic you look though oh he man he man oh he poed out a bunch of it's the Mama D the sword she mad uh life will uh uh uh find a way right right Mal kill Chris yes we still have Jeff Goldblum laughs on our soundboard for some reason what do you think of that Jeff Goldblum classic classic reference to the things we said like 5 years ago yeah that all of you will totally get right now come on he's almost down W Big M dinosaur doing some break dancing oh and then we K the baby oh oh did we make an Extinction mhm oh no it wasn't the asteroid it was me frog in a hat a bunch of little ninjas rewrite the history book sprin that wheel hope this doesn't get kids it get to gambling T-Rex me what does that do give you a little bonus I don't know baby you know you feed me for what in my life a cheeky little bonus that some armor I'll buy some health right there there some armor put that there and please have at least one gun please just buy me a gun no it's it's too expensive it's not it's pensive $100 and you've got 2,000 fine there's a pistol oh thank you there's a whole bunch of them there's four yeah that's you cry huh you cry baby baby want his blam blam yeah if you got one oh look we got a dinosaur now oh the dinosaur make turn into a dinosaur all right that's cool hey we going to be so freaking op people are going to be like dang hey look I this sniper over here what hey that got that guy shoot from Super far away oh did you see that Chris just face PL poor little Chris man oh never had a chance does the T-Rex dance too he does kind of I'm a T-Rex all Chris that guy's got like a big old bomb so keep your distance go talk to him face to face have a conversation got it I didn't give you any pistols oh that didn't do very much I think it hurt him more than hurt me right well there are more of you why do I have a feeling you're just going to give me a bomb now and then make me blow everybody up that will be pretty awesome oh my gosh we're going to lose oh if only you did you gave me a pistol or something no all right we'll do minigun instead of armor no one needs armor we got Min guns get there're not enough chrises oh I got on for I was like no one's picking them up there we go Baby Look At Me Now and take this everybody blast them oh yeah kind kind of hoping the T-Rex would pick up the minigun though that would be adorable okay they're getting through the front line T-Rex down T-Rex down a we're good oh it's okay you know it's fine there's plenty of T-Rexes around why is that one not dancing hey I've seen things man the horrors of War this one's just yeah we did it we murder all those people oh God how can I live with myself I shot that guy oh no he had a family dichotomy of chrises oh I can have bombs now yeah uh let's do that instead of baseball bat taping explosives to Chris my dream hey Mr top what's this dude it's a ham sandwich I like it I'm going to share it with you right now no no no it's all yours keep it you sure yeah I'm good are you sure oh there's a tiny get him Chris yeah really don't know if that does anything oh my God we're just even the younglings yeah especially the younging especially the Younglings I'm buying all of the bombs oh my God so many yes you're doing so good right now man look oh my goodness there got a health pack that's like 12 bucks you just spent right there man that's beautiful no lunch for Chris I spent all my money on bombs I want food you can eat bombs give me food you can eat the Glorious victory of battle B [Laughter] ow I me it works we got more baby dancing cries of the the lamin L laminations of their women whatever the quote is I don't know that'll sustain you go to the Barbarian etc etc crush your enemies see them driven before you you the lamentation of the wom I don't know Chris I wasn't alive when the movie came cuz I'm not a million years old like you loser oh dang you got me you'll only get bombs now oh what's different from this no no no swords for you I want swords nothing but bombs behold my Legions of you look psychotic I'm psychotic I'm not the one carrying bombs around oh no can you guys stop dancing right next to my face it's real awkward okay I think we have some more in that here uh minigun go locked and loaded yeah get him boys oh got a flamethrower look explosives don't mix who knew he Prett li My shes there's Cris limbs everywhere no stop giving me nothing but bombs bombs are the best you're a psycho just need more Chris's I need Army sites up up up no this is the only upgrade I care about do rewards too more Chris's more chrises more Chris's it's like Christmas for Chris's oh wait a minute let me get my glasses I see what you did there okay someone get the T-Rex someone get some Min guns golden katas oh you guys just leave them all on the ground yeah why not another bomb you're not my dad you can't my another bomb please not the T oh T-Rex Oh I thought he just died immediately things are getting explosive around here I will win at some point with just bom dang giving me bombs no I don't want a world live in a world without bombs what a horrible thing to say yeah wow okay we'll just do flamethrowers and bombs how about that will that make you happy sure yeah I like that give me more flamethrowers and bombs though please yes behold my pile of Awesomeness you look ridiculous I hope you know this give him the old razzled Dazzle the old the old TR indeed this will work oh come on come on stop falling over explode better you're oh they almost got that one got that one no I'm destroying the army with my bombs do one round without bomb final do it your way and watch how it doesn't work it's going to work man R charge watch and learn Mr they don't have weapons or anything this this doesn't count this is an easy fight it definitely counts this oh my gosh I win that are the best just kicking that little Chris don't kick the little Chris please I'm not convinced Now watch how it works perfectly it won't that's the problem we're going to blow ourselves up well I don't have many chrises but they're big oh yeah only one had a bomb Oh waste them they waste oh yeah that was even faster they're bigger than me now I don't like it it's wrong it's like real life the natural order has been obstructed bu a T-Rex clicking so much look at that time 60 oh that's it get him boys this will be an easy one you stand a chance that T-Rex was such a chump so dumb now on the why they stin so stupid Oh My Gosh Max an army size is that they're so they're so big that I don't get that many of them anymore look at this man I'm a T-Rex and I'm rcking people there's an elite unit specialized in explosives and dinosaurs like how you just called T-Rex is stupid and now I'm a T-Rex what are you trying to say here man oh my God he died like he lived dumb leave a like if you enjoyed see you next time boy love you finished sponsored by dinosaurs they're DB oh dead I'm a dinosaur can't joke I freaking love dinosaurs so much the the time machine so Chris can marry dinosaur end of the video I want you to stupid what yeah I said it I'm not taking it back