How is Kamala Harris’ debate prep going?: Greg Gutfeld

>> Greg: LET'S ASK KAMALA HOW HER DEBATE PREP IS GOING. >> HOW IS DEBATE PREP? MADAME VICE PRESIDENT, HOW IS DEBATE PREP GOING? >> Greg: SHE JUST PROVED HOW DIFFERENT SHE WAS FROM JOE BIDEN. SHE GOT RIGHT UP THOSE STAIRS. AMAZING COME APPARENTLY SHE JUST TOLD REPORTERS MOMENT AGO THAT HER PREP IS DOING WELL PURE IT'S TURNING TOMORROW SHE WILL BEHOLD UP IN PENNSYLVANIA FOR FIVE DAYS OF DEBATE CAMP. GETTING POINTERS ON HOW TO RATTLE DONALD ON THE NATIONAL STAGE, AS WELL AS FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNBURDEN HERSELF FROM HER BOSS, JOE. ACCORDING TO MSNBC, TAKING THE APPROACH YOU MIGHT HAVE TO RESPECTFULLY BUT FORCEFULLY LAY BLAME LIKE PROBLEMS OF THE AFGHANISTAN WITHDRAWAL SQUARELY AT BIDEN'S FEET. SO JESSE SHE HAS TO DRAW DISTINCTIONS FROM JOE, THAT SHOULD BE EASY, RIGHT? RING A MIRROR AND PUT IT UNDER HER NOSE SO YOU CAN SEE IT FOGGED UP. >> Jesse: THAT'S GOOD. SHE HAS TO DIFFERENTIATE HERSELF FROM JOE BIDEN. BUT THE MORE SHE DOES THAT, THE MORE SHE STARTS AGREEING WITH DONALD TRUMP. SO TRUMP IS GOING TO BE LIKE YEAH, KAMALA, WE AGREE, SO WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AGAINST ME? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TOLD JOE TO DO WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT RIGHT HERE? JUST TELL HIM THE LAST FOUR YEARS HE WAS WRONG, HE DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU OR YOU DIDN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING, YOU JUST SAT THERE, DIDN'T YOU? SHE SAYS SHE IS GOING TO DIFFERENTIATE HERSELF ON AFGHANISTAN, HOW? ALREADY BRAGGED SHE WAS THE LAST PERSON IN THE ROOM. DIFFERENTIATE HERSELF WITH THE BORDER, THE BORDER CZAR, ON THE ECONOMY SHE WAS THE TIE-BREAKING VOTE BE AT I JUST DON'T SEE THE AREAS WHERE SHE CAN SAY I WAS DIFFERENT OR I WOULD HAVE DONE THINGS DIFFERENTLY, JUST IMPOSSIBLE. HER OTHER STRATEGY IS TO RATTLE HIM. OKAY, THE ONLY TIME TRUMP WAS RATTLED IN THE FIRST DEBATE WAS WHEN BIDEN SAID HE WAS A SIX HANDICAP. HE HAS BEEN SHOT, RATED, RESTED COME I DON'T THINK YOU CAN RATTLE HIM AT THE DEBATE, HE WILL BE FINE. >> Greg: PERHAPS BE A JUDGE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS CAMP WILL BE LIKE? SING-ALONGS? S'MORES? SOME EVENING SKITS? >> Judge Jeanine: I IMAGINE THEY PROBABLY HAVE PIN DONKEY BUT THE DONKEY IS DONALD TRUMP, RUNNING AROUND, CAN YOU GET HIM, CAN YOU GOT HIM? LOOK, I DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HER AND LET'S NOT UNDERESTIMATE HER. SHE WAS A PROSECUTOR. I MEAN, SHE'S A LAWYER APPEARED SHE FAILED THE BAR BUT THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN BUT THEN SHE PASSED IT. BUT SHE IS A MESS. [LAUGHTER] >> Jesse: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HER BUT SHE IS A MESS. >> Judge Jeanine: SHE IS A MESS WHEN IT COMES TO OFF SCRIPT DISCUSSIONS. AND IT'S UP TO DONALD TRUMP TO GET HER OFF SCRIPT. THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING. SHE IS GOING TO TRY TO EXPLAIN TO THE AUDIENCE THAT THE BEST YEARS ARE WHEN SHE AND BIDEN WERE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, OKAY? AND SHE'S GOT TO DISTINGUISH, YOU ARE RIGHT, JESSE, GOT TO SOMEHOW SEPARATE HERSELF WITH A SCALPEL FROM JOE BIDEN, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT RELATES TO AFGHANISTAN. BUT AT THE SAME TIME HER JOB IS GOING TO BE TO NEEDLE TRUMP, TO RATTLE TRUMP, TO DO WHATEVER SHE CAN TO GET UNDER HIS SKIN. SHE'S GOING TO SAY, YOU NEVER GOT THE MEXICANS TO PAY FOR THE WALL, AND YOU ARE THE ONE OR STOP THE BORDER BILL. WE WOULD HAVE SAW THE BORDER BILL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU. YOU KNOW, YOU COULDN'T PASS AN INFRASTRUCTURE BILL LIKE WE DID. SHE IS GOING TO DO STUFF LIKE THAT. AND HE'S GOT TO GO BACK AT HER, AND HE'S GOT TO BE ABLE TO UNHINGE HER. AND SHE HAS UNHINGABLE, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. SHE WAS GO TO JOE BIDEN WHEN SHE CALLED JOE BIDEN, HOW DUMB, MAKES HER HOPEFULLY IN HER MIND THE NEXT PRESIDENT, BUT WHEN TULSI GABBARD GOT ON STAGE WITH HER AND TULSI SAID YOU GOT 1700 PEOPLE YOU PUT IN PRISON WITH MARIJUANA AND YOU LAUGH ABOUT THE FACT YOU SMOKE A JOINT. SHE DIDN'T HAVE HER SAFE SPACE. WHEN SOMEONE HITS YOU AT THE DEBATE WITH SOMETHING THAT UNHINGE IS YOU THAT YOU DIDN'T EXPECT, THAT NO ONE TALKED ABOUT VALUE PEACE, THAT SAFE SPACE, BUT I'M ALL ABOUT THIS, AND JUST KEEP MOVING. SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. SHE COULDN'T DO IT. THE QUESTION IS ARE THEY GOING TO PREPARE HER SO MUCH THAT SHE IS GOING TO BE LIKE LOST IN HER OWN HEAD? OR IS SHE GOING TO BE ABLE TO AGGRAVATE DONALD TRUMP? I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. TRUMP SHOWED IN THE BIDEN DEBATE HOW HE CAN JUST TAKE THE CRAP AND ONLY ONE POINT HE LOOKED AT JOE AND SAID I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT HE SAID COME I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE SAID. TOO MUCH PREP IS GOING TO BE DANGEROUS FOR HER. BUT SHE ALSO HAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE SOME HITS BUT I DON'T THINK SHE IS SMART ENOUGH. >> Greg: KENNEDY, THE ONE THING SHE HAS, SHE CAN'T USE ANYMORE. I'M SPEAKING. SHE CAN'T DO I'M SPEAKING BECAUSE SHE USED THAT WITH THE CROWD, USED THAT WITH PENCE, THAT WAS HER SHIELD. >> Kennedy: THAT IS WHAT SHE WANTS AND HAS BEEN THE BIG PUSH BACK, THE ONE STICKING POINT, WHERE SHE ALMOST PULLED OUT OF THAT DEBATE, WAS SHE WANTED THE MIKE OPEN THE ENTIRE TIME JUST SO SHE COULD HAVE THAT MOMENT, WHICH GOES TO SHOW HOW UNSPONTANEOUS SHE REALLY IS. TO THE JUDGE'S POINT, SHE IS NOT GOOD WHEN SHE IS PRESSED. WE HAVE SEEN SO FEW REAL SPONTANEOUS MOMENTS FROM HER, AND I DON'T COUNT THAT CNN INTERVIEW, PUT EVEN AFTER WE SAW, WHAT WAS IT, THE FREED HOSTAGES, SHE WAS ON THE TARMAC, WELL, JOE BIDEN DID THIS ONE THING AND IT WAS GREAT AND DISTINGUISHED LEADERSHIP AND THE THING THAT DISTINGUISHES LEADER WHEN A LEADER DISTINGUISHES HIMSELF AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHAT? AND THEY HAD TO CLEAN UP THAT QUOTE AND CHANGE THE READOUT. SHE DOES HAVE THE POSSIBILITY OF CRAFTING A VERY GREEN WORD SALAD UP THERE ON THE DEBATE STAGE, BUT I WILL SAY THIS. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO CHANNEL JESSICA AND HAROLD RIGHT NOW. IF SHE DOES REALLY, REALLY WELL IN THIS DEBATE, SHE'S NOT GOING TO DEBATE AGAIN, AND SHE VERY WELL COULD WIN THE PRESIDENCY IF SHE HAS AN OUTSTANDING SHOT OUT OF THE CANNON NIGHT. >> Greg: I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SHOOT HER OUT OF A CANNON. >> Dana: IT'S A LITTLE EXTREME. >> Greg: VIOLENT RHETORIC. >> Dana: BUT WHAT A WAY TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE. >> Greg: DANA, DO YOU THINK THEY ARE INFANTA LYSING HER BY SENDING HER AWAY TO CAMP? >> Dana: THE NEXT BIG SIGNIFICANT MOMENT IN HER CAMPAIGN TO ME AS I SAID YESTERDAY LOSING AIRSPEED AND ALTITUDE, THIS MORNING ALL OF THE "THE FIVE"'S -- WE NEED NUTRITION, NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER FIVE DAYS SO THEY ARE NOT FEEDING THE BEAST AT ALL, JUST TRYING TO WAIT BECAUSE THEY KNOW THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN YOU WILL HAVE THE MOST AMERICANS WATCHING, PROBABLY MORE THAN WATCHED TRUMP AND JOE BIDEN. THIS IS IT FOR HER. EVERYONE MENTIONED EVERYTHING I WAS GOING TO SAY EXCEPT FOR THIS. I LIKE THE IDEA OF PRACTICE LIKE YOU PLAY. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS PHRASE? IT IS WHEN THEY USE IN FOOTBALL OR SOMETHING. [LAUGHTER] I USED TO DO THIS WITH PRESIDENT BUSH. WE ARE GOING TO DO A PRESS CONFERENCE AND SAY SIR, THEY'RE LIKELY TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS. YEAH, GO, IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO. LET'S PRACTICE LIKE WE PLAY, HOW YOU SAY IT AND I CAN GIVE ADVICE OR NOT. WHAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN DOING IT IS 35 INTERVIEWS IS PRACTICING LIKE HE PLAYS. LEX FRIEDMAN IS AN HOUR AND HALF INTERVIEW. YOU HAVE A LONGER AMOUNT OF TIME TO SPEAK BUT CAN CERTAINLY FILL 2 MINUTES THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE BEFORE AND HE HAS BEEN SAYING THINGS IN HIS MIND, WORKING IT OUT, DON'T HAVE TO HAVE TALKING POINTS BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN TALKING TO SO MANY PEOPLE. ALL OF HER MESSAGES ARE UNTESTED EXCEPT FOR IN THIS ROOM, AND I DON'T KNOW IF THEY HAVE -- SHE WILL BE WELL PREPARED, BUT DO THEY HAVE SOMEBODY IN THERE THAT HAS THE EAR OF A REPUBLICAN WILL SAY, THAT'S NOT HOW THAT IS GOING TO COME ACROSS. THAT PART I DON'T KNOW. >> Greg: CAN I HAD SOME THING YOU DIDN'T SAY? GLURGLE.