"I WAS FUMING"👀 - Danny Dyer REMINISCES On Dimitri Payet's DEPARTURE From West Ham! 😬

but we are we are here in Danny dy's Football Factory where legendary actor Danny Dyer is going to build us the ultimate Premier League footballer you got six categories you have to put a different player in each category y says six it's more than six here 1 2 3 four five six seven eight I don't know I don't know who wrote six but every is can't count to eight yeah uh finishing Pace passing heading tackling dribbling leadership and son-in-law material well now you're I don't if people know this but your son-in-law is jarab Bo yes yeah father of my grandchildren you you can't you can't use him for any of them well that's upset me I don't know why well because otherwise you put them in for all of them well you know would okay do what you can no it's fine no no no D we can make the rules up I'll find uh I'll find I'll find somewhere for him don't worry about that um okay so should we start with tackling aggression uh you where do you want to start oh I start with you mate start with finishing this is your G you want to start with finishing finishing so you're making up the ultimate footballer okay well finish in h you as a kid when you grown up who's your you sort of your R well Tony Coty was back in the day I mean I mean what and Maven I mean they were the years that's when we came third yeah I remember that you I've got I've got I've got it up on me wall you know that John L it was John L yeah okay but third and we missed that by three points Liverpool W it I think with 86 we had 83 and listen we've never got near that again but you know we was up there we was top four um I would say finish in for me uh let me ask you this who's the best West Ham Center forward you've ever seen um for me I suppose in my lifetime it's got to be Coty I think he's the one when I first started to watch football The Nostalgia of it and uh you know he was unbelievable cot actually he was only a diddy little player do you know what I mean he was Fearless but him and Maven had a thing going on up front you know and it was just beautiful to watch so you know they the years I I really sort of miss you know what I mean you can put cot in if no no listen well I'm going to go cuz he's on he's here uh and there you got Shar on here you got Rooney obviously you've got uh Ronaldo and all that um I'm going to go with poo de Cano okay and I'm going to do that just because of some of the goals that are you know I've witnessed and especially the one against Wimbledon did you meet him um uh I've been in the same room as him but never went up to him I'm not string like that string string vest is a pest okay so you know I just like to look at him from afar and sort of admire his fires you know do you get nervous when you meet famous people no not really I've been no no it's only a coule of people that you sort of got a bit weird round you know what I mean and football has being one of them you know people you look up to but sort of used to it now really being around famous people cuz you know what is it famous it's a weird thing it's not a tangible thing you know um so um there ain't many but coming across people lot out you go a you know cuz just that you know finishing is p Cano next up is Pace okay well pace um uh I'm think I'm going to go with you could put Jal B there I will go on re Cherry onry yeah I think so I just think once he starts Ed Galloping you know it was it was petriform for everybody we had we had Emanuel p in the studio and he told us that it's only in this country that we put Terry onry up on the pedestal what that's what he said he said in France he's not rated as highly as we rate him over here I feel like they've had a fall at them too I think they have had a why would you say that I mean surely he's admired you know if you know anything about football I mean for a period of time he was the man wasn't he yeah I mean I mean you know cuz Man United at the time were just Untouchable he used to just tear up the shreds it was unbelievable to watch you know what I mean took a great enjoyment out of it thanks for the T for Pace you got P for finishing passing passing I've got now listen I want to put P okay because you know he was he was but no I'm not going to do that because I thought it has to be de Brer I've never seen a man pass a ball like he does and and the stuff he does and the you know he sees stuff that's impossible and he does it and and it's like he just he's got that Knack of putting you know a ball across you ain't got to do nothing like he sees the space that you should run into or where you're standing and you could you could just stand on a six yard box he could ping balls at your nut at an angle it would come off the side of your n and go in you don't have to do that it' ping one at your eyebrow and it'll go in so I think just you know some of the stuff he's done you know passing wise is unreal so i' got to go the bo do you think if you're building the greatest Premier League team of all side he starts in the mid in the Midfield uh I think for a period of time I think he's got to be in it I just I just you know and he hasn't really got no Pace or nothing and he doesn't look frightening or anything um so I think you got her I think just just because of what he can do and what he can where he can put the ball heading up next ah heading you good header with the ball Dan uh I like I like to I do like to at it yeah I think it's important intered in soccer r i done a nice cushion Eder I cushioned it off I think it might have been to Jack I didn't mean it but it come to me that I kned it away and it was almost like it looked like I meant what I was doing so I was happy with that nut now um interested in on uh I was I'm going to go Les FD andand because uh uh I mean Andy Carol I would you know obviously unbelievable in the year just a throwback but Les Ferdinand I mean bully headers um so I'll go Les Ferdinand I did a show I don't know if I should say this but I'll say anyway I did a show yesterday with Andy town we love Andy town and we were talking off air about players that have been knighted and we went and managers and we went through it off a and one of them he said sir Les Ferdinand and I started laughing he looked at me I went you know he's not real sir and then he looked you know he's not real s don't you no I didn't even know it was a thing that he was CES they called him oh I didn't know that okay yeah you know he's he's not beened he was like he actually F he actually F that he wased can you KN a Leslie um it's a strange name is it for name that and he won't see no Leslie's not going to like kids you won you won't see a kid in the play Leslie you he just not going to you wouldn't do that would you would you not call your child Weir it their names and that change you know what I mean it's just not a thing now it was a big thing back in the day you had Les Dawson Les Dennis yeah you did a few leses knocking about there but not not so much now well that's quite cute little toddler little Les here he is Les Les come here come take your dummy out Les Les any more that and you're going to bed early that's now get that naughty step Leslie now oh the Leslie comes out when they're naughty yeah yeah tackling and aggression who you going for well interestingly there's no Julian dicks on this list but I'm going to go Julian dicks because this man I you must know him I've met him a few times love him um he he it was intered you got Vinnie Jones on the list and Vinnie Jones obviously being a man he was on a pitch of I'm was petrified of him he didn't go nowhere near Julian dicks when he came to Upton Park stayed away from him at all costs and such a quiet man as well who dicks yeah off off the pitch was he yeah until he came on the pitch and he owned it you know it was just a bit naughty yes but it was back in the day but yes this man could tackle and he's timing of tackles as well and he made the tackle look sexy that was the key to it it never look clumsy you know so do you think because of where football is at the moment you're not allowed to have a player like that anymore no you can't of course you can't um it's a shame really and I think you need a bit of that I mean you had a little bit of it now I do like the fact refs letting it go a little bit more now I mean I'm not talking about two foots and all that but it is nice that early crunch you know what I mean if that's what you're on the pitch to do which is tackle and be a pest and and break up play then you should be allowed if it's you know not d dangerous to be a to smash into people I mean that's what gets a crowd going like a goal or a save a great when when a game's flat and someone smashes it it really lifts the crowd it's a thing tackling and there's an art form to it so uh for me he had it locked down did no one got past him I don't you're going to get an argument out of anyone dribbling uh dribbling um so many great dribblers in there over the years you know what I mean I would have said Hazard but I did have him in me pocket so um did he speak to you after that blank me blank me I made a mistake with I'd like to have had a chat with him obviously being a fan thinking he's a great footballer but shouldn't have to footed him you know have you got a picture of that um there is one it's on Instagram with me actually doing it I don't even remember doing it but I didn't know it was to fet I just I thought I've got to get to that ball I can see I can't think it was Michael wal was going to pass I thought he's going to pass to him he's going to do it so I just I just preempted it I don't know why I went to feet I don't know um but uh I just I just wanted to make sure that tackle I just did Frank lampard's instructions basically but yeah the luck he gave me anyway and he did quite he did stay away from me cuz he was chopping everyone I me little Bobby Br he chopped him about 20 times but it's petrify when he gets the ball because he's so elegant and he sort of looking at him going please don't come over here again please but I smashed him a couple of times Del Piero got it as well um and unfortunately for usan Bol went up in the air as well I know what it is I think they underestimate of me use it yeah well I'll give the free kick away what they scored but it was a good challenge andess when people were saying I was playing like M I don't know what happened I sort of slid into him I rolled on the floor rolled up and just laid it off right but um you know he had have an operation off it w't down to me I'll tell you listen there's some naughty challenges in that game Essen who smashed Steven Bartley went down the back of his Hill like that was a naughty challenge um uh Evra Patrice he's alone and the way he smashed into Tom grenan with his hip in the back of his neck I thought I think I set the tone to be fair I think you did we are making D ultimate footballer for finishing you've gone poo Deano for Pace you've gone TI passing Kev De Bron a heading you've gone CES Ferdinand julan dicks you putting for tackling and aggression we got three left oh no did you choose dribbler you did who'd you go for um oh you went Hazard didn't you uh no I said about aard I was going to choose him I'm going to go with uh I've got to put him in there just for memory was I'm going to put P meet P he scored an amazing go of Lon Stadium when we first got that stadium and no one wanted to be in that ground and he took on about 12 players I can't remember who it was and then he just sort of laid it in it was like oh and then and then he had to leave under certain circumstances I don't exactly know what happened but I was absolutely devastated and it was weird I knew he was going because uh his uh his kid was the same age as my my son and they went to the same nursery and I dropped me boy off and I realized that his son's Peg was gone I said where's that kid's Peg I said oh no obviously we can't discuss other children I said where's the peg I need to know because it's very important to me me and uh obviously um they took the child out of school cuz I think um the misses had moved back to France so I was fuming fing his kid was called meelan yeah well I know you know I knew his kid went there and I never come across the gazer of course but uh I just you know I just I used to put my my my boy's coat next to that pig you know just to get a bit closer to him and uh and then all of a sudden it was gone and I was like oh right and of course we know how it panned out unfortunately although I still think there's a lot of love for that man over West I mean you know what some goals he scored I think he scored a nice one against United I know I'm sure what his most famous goal was ridiculous it was a free kick against Crystal Palace and uh it was I don't know how he bent it you couldn't put it any more in the top Corner than he about we were one n down as well and so you know just silky beautiful you know two left leadership I mean you you've already used Julian dicks but he was a wonderful well I'm going to go I'm going to go leadership um someone I'd want leading Tony Adams okay I he was a great leader a good leader him you know I mean it was a presence on the pitch you know and uh uh you know I think he was one of it's hard cuz obviously was you know Arsenal through and through and he but yeah I think I think he was a great leader him a great leader don't make him like that anymore do they no they don't unfortunately you know and I've met him a couple of times as well you know nice okay last one his son-in-law material the reason we're saying is cuz your son-in-law in case people don't know Jared Bo yes I mean your son-in-law I mean I don't know was going to out but he's the father of your grand I've completed it I've done it you know it's it's um it's it's such an an amazing feeling how did that meeting come about your daughter Danny and him well she um uh she split up with her ex and we was on holiday thankfully uh yeah you know uh and uh we was on oliday all of us me Danny you know little s he was born as our son and uh she went to me d i just uh just had a DM from Jared Bo he slid into a DM I said reply to it wasia you know sort of brassing her off as you do as a father and uh and so yeah so for the rest of the ol basically she she moved into a nice G she got her first property and uh he lived he was living next door he just signed for West Ham so interestingly it was all oh and you I was like oh wow J B's living next door you know what I mean um and and um and then she and then he dropped a package to her ass and um what do that mean well no um he he uh a delivery got put through his ass instead of inad of any they dropped it round to her she said his eyes dad his blue eyes I said they are blue ain't they darling they're so blue who do you think loves him more I uh oh it's a tricky one that you know um there ain't much in it okay um you know uh so I yeah so so yeah anyway for the rest of the H she had this sort of gummy little look on her face and I thought oh said of getting on and then he took her out and then you know where tell me the first time you met him she brought him home she brought him home mine we did a uh it was a bonfire night party so uh he came over bless him and family I was a bit digy you know uh but I can't have been as nervous than he was you know so he walked into a bunch of you know East Landon lunatics you know standing around a big fire little booze going on and everything and um you know and obviously he doesn't drink he's such a straight go and it was a real moment for me I mean what' you say to him you know um I wanted to take his shoes off for him and put his feet up on the city and you know give him a nice massage you don't want to go in too strong you know um but you know just all I want to see like any father is my daughter in love and I tell you when they're not with the right person they're not the same there's something just not right about him and from the off she was my Danny in front of him and you go that's love he gets her she gets it it's a beautiful thing so maybe I encouraged it a little bit too much but you know what um you know it's true love with them too it's so beautiful good talk sport Drive super opinionated sporting debate Monday to Friday afternoon from 4: on am on da via the talk sport app and on your smart speaker talk sport