Detroit Lions 2024-25 Season Record Prediction

and off the Detroit Lions last but not least this is where I'm going to start this thing off on fire the Detroit Lions will not make the playoffs this year they're going to go back to who they are damn and that's Watchers all you [ __ ] in the D [ __ ] Michigan I just I know I'm I'm we're on the NFL for you Detroit [ __ ] y'all going back to where y'all was I'm tired of seeing them Buffs I'm TI the bus I'm tired of seeing the bu all the Detroit [ __ ] walking with their chest High talking about we're going to the superow you are who we talk you were you're going back down the Detroit the Detroit Lines ended this season at 12 and5 last year obviously getting all the way to the NFC Championship almost go to and beat the 49ers to be in the Super Bowl as a lot a lot of people would argue they probably should have been in the Super Bowl instead of the 49ers although this year or last year we do want to give credit to the to the staff of the Detroit LS where Jared G did 30 touchdowns 12 4500 yard but it's over David Montgomery who's also still there had 13 touchdowns gives a monster he also has four and a half uh four and a half yards per carry but yet we also have Gibbs who's also on the team who should be thriving this year who also had 10 touchdowns and averages at a 5.2 yards per carry and almost had a thousand yards let's not forget about Aman rain Brown who had 10 10 touster 1500 yard top five receiver he did that and Sam leap pora who was rookie of the one of the top rookies he was that was drafted that was absolutely it was a shame that he got hurt at the end of the season but this guy also had 10 tutes right and and average with 10.3 yard per car shout out to aen Hut he's he's a beast off the edge sure hey wait you said he had 10 tities 10 10 titties 10 titties 10 titties he had did 10 titties for that take me to Detroit I need 10 titties too um I think look as far as what the changes that the Detroit line have had their their defense is still a big question mark they're still at the bottom of the 20 of the NFL in terms of passing and points per game that they didn't really do too much to really solve that problem like they didn't really I mean they did they they they did draft their first round uh cornerback second round also a cornerback but they were you know first round is definitely a good guy that he's he I thought both the quarterbacks they drafted were good yeah both both from Alabama right they got Terry Arnold and who first one's from Alabama the other gu from Missouri yeah two good guys two guys yep oh yeah that is true yeah two so they sort of solved this problem but we'll see I'mma tell y'all this I'mma tell you this right now the Detroit Lions like you said they they're not going to make the playoffs and I'm going tell you why they're marked team last year they snuck up on everybody yes you know what I mean nobody no one expected them to do [ __ ] now they marking listen now they marking the [ __ ] lons on their calendar everybody putting check marks by their ass and who that who's that quarterback what's his name Jared big money golf jerck what big money golf I've never heard of him he's trash Oh you when never heard of him but like I said what the [ __ ] are you talking about the guy that you picked last year to win the [ __ ] division you idiot I never heard of him stupid I don't know about him he's trash I never heard of him like I said you stupid and like I said he doesn't have enough bro he bro he just trash bro I don't see him not trash nor always on your side I don't see him doing nothing thisit this is [ __ ] crazy I broke my back this [ __ ] diab J is not ass he's ass you are so delusional if he so ass why did the r why did they trade him if he's not ass I mean they tra the NFC look look they okay they had a B level quarterback and they traded him for A+ quarterback you know what they're going to do they going to put eight in the box and make him throw the goddamn ball he's not going to throw it deep [ __ ] take off all the short passes put eight in the Box throw the ball can we P jarro go numbers up cuz it was [ __ ] crazy 2023 Jared Go's 30 tutes 12 interceptions 4500 yards sir bro listen [ __ ] crazy stop it right now he does hand Jordan's not going to do that jar jarro go is not going to handle the [ __ ] jar played well he's not going to be able to handle the pressure with with that mark on his back now okay now I will say this P Mar his back since he been drafted by the r stop it right now I'm going say this I'm going say this I'm going say this God jar G won't be the reason they don't make play throw up or smack you like what you talking about let's go all right let's go to schedule I think they lose to the Rams yes exactly okay I'm just starting off I think the ram they Tampa Bay they don't lose the Tampa Bay Tampa is a very sneaky good team exactly but they're not going to lose to we don't know we don't know Durant hey T Bay had a good ass team Firepower okay man listen Okay Okay Okay so one and so uh one in one I think they beat the Cardinals they're two in one wait wait wait why is everybody beating up on the Cardinal like the Cardinal what the Cardinal goingon to be as this year like that hey can I get a closeup Marty mcfl can I get a closeup please close up hell no bro oh [ __ ] damn hey I side the Cardinals are one year away I think they still got a sh up the offensive line look we'll have a whole show for the Cardinals that's to but let's go back to uh who are we talking about the L the lies yes split screen thez thank you for the the crying yes so I think they beat the Cardinal I think the Seahawks popped them I think they're sitting at two and two going into the buy okay you know that you know you know October 13th the the Dallas [ __ ] Cowboys will running right through the Detroit line let's get it damn they're going to beat the Vikings so that's three and three three and three they're going to beat the Tennessee Titans so they're four and three they're going to lose to the Green Bay Packers four and four they're going to lose to the Texans they're four and five they're going to beat the Jags they're five and five they're not no they're not no they're not no they're not I'm going five and five they're going to beat the coach they're six and five and then this is where the ass whooping starts the Bears are going to spank them I'm telling you it's going to shock the world twice the Packers are going to spank them Josh Allen this is kind of the time where he stops throwing interceptions he wants to become a fullback he's going to beat him okay we're going to shock the [ __ ] world again the Bears are going to spank him again that's crazy the 49ers this is just the 49ers MH they're going to have this game as oh your revenge da D it won't be a Revenge Trent Trent William and the boys will take them back to the Woodshed and give them the Blues and they're going to be they're at that point they're trying to get a good draft pick they're going to lose to the anybody that's watching this and heard both of these [ __ ] takes so they're going to be what I understand if you don't want to watch this no more this is crazy seven and 10 they're going to beat they're going to beat the Buccaneers they're going to beat the Cardinals they're going to beat the Vikings they're going to beat the Titans four they're going to beat the Colts five they're going to beat the Vikings again six and they might win one with the bear seven to 10 seven to 10 seven to 10 I feel good the end over the end over is at 10 and a half under under listen the Buffs will come off this off SE those Buffs those Buffs them lamb chops the lobster mac all that Detroit [ __ ] coming to a chill they had their year they had the Michigan Wolverines run it up they had the goddamn Detroit that [ __ ] is done R it up I will I will also agree with you with the under but I don't think they're gonna have as a Bad season as you say that they are so how many games do they win 10 10 okay 10 and seven [ __ ] 10 that's there in the playoffs yeah well I didn't say that they wer going to make the playoffs I give n and eight bro you just said you going to give him seven and 10 he said seven I went seven and 10 he said seven and 10 they can still make the playoffs at 9 and8 and for my Detroit [ __ ] you know I still [ __ ] with Y they won't but y'all was so dises after you just said right now they're not [ __ ] with you no more Detroit havei was crying oh that was crying them [ __ ] thought they were [Applause] going shout out to my [ __ ] raising man my [ __ ] raising Die Hard Detroit Lion fan Die Hard Michigan fan when Michigan won a Natty this man called me 64 times until I the phone bro I've never seen them [ __ ] cry so bro bro oh my God I can't wait to see that down hey these [ __ ] spraying on my down that was me you're about to get a ton of DMS after well I do want to cover the whole Division if you can pull up what FanDuel says as far as a division leaders with the odds in place Detroit Lions are obviously ahead of the game at plus 130 dream Bay Packers not too far behind him with plus 200 the Bears at 340 and Minnesota Vikings at a disrespectful plus 850 hey for my gambling guys man that's stealing money taking the Bears of 340 go get [Music] it I'm going go ahead take plus 200 give me baby I'll take I hey give me gy green cuz I said it and I'm stepping on I'm going take the Bears at plus 340 but I won't tell nobody I'm put I'm put 150 on the pack you just told everybody here he said he going tell nobody I would tell nobody I'm going to put 150 on the Packer you mean but I'mma scream loud I'mma show my little pig hey I'mma crop out the money hey only 25 on the Bears you mean y y'all here picking Insurance yeah you know shoot a shoot oh yeah oh man I think it's just easy here I think that the Lions the Lions are Going to definitely take the division I think I mean there's not really there's really not that much value in terms of what the books are offering from all the other teams so I'll just lean on the favorite so you got the you got the Lions yes I'm going to Bears you wi Packers and I got the Pack Attack I know one thing for sure it ain't going to be the [ __ ] Vikings you know what's [ __ ] up is watch the Vikings in the [ __ ] watch the [ __ ] Vikings [ __ ] where Sam doie booty uh hold on Sam darn put some respect Sam Dookie Booty darnold Aaron Jones Justin Jefferson trash is not trash a baller even though he can't drive he can't drive I'm going tell you right now if Sam Donald get hurt miss any Gams they're [ __ ] done they could just go get uh Joe Flo Joe Superman Jo I trade for Joe FL Joe FL will [ __ ] everybody up I'll trade for Joe FL Joe Flo's not that bad Joe Flaco want five out of six in the middle of while he was sitting on the couch wait wait wait what would what would your FL go do with these guys no what would your FL go do again I know I don't know no don't know you said he'll do what to everybody smack everybody up no no no what did you say that you what you say what did you Sayer you [ __ ] [ __ ] you by the way last week I got so much heat I got so much [ __ ] heat for saying that the Browns had one of the best rosters in football bro and like what the [ __ ] yo the internet cooked me did you see the comment hey one [ __ ] said he has a hard time breathing hey hey I wrote to him I said I won't have a hard time whooping your ass come meet me I'm here every Monday [ __ ] [ __ ] I did see that was on YouTube wasn't it it was I think Tik Tok was on Tik Tok Tik Tok oh man Browns really bro I don't know what y'all watching the Browns have a great roster bro bro said I'm having a hard time breathing i a what BR we can yo we can actually go through the comments one time hey what the twitch look like twitch looking good oh man let me see we got any chat no yo that video of the FR watch yeah I told you that was it was that was it that was we knew that though soon as soon as he said it yeah we knew that one don't worry I'm going get we going to make one again tonight sh yeah no we we had some we had some angry fans for sure bro hey you think they were angry last week that Detroit line [ __ ] going to go nuts hey I'mma say it again [ __ ] the bus you [ __ ] them cardier frames [ __ ] them lamb tops [ __ ] all that good ass mac and cheese y'all [ __ ] making y'all are going back in the L column like called it [ __ ] please don't hurt me I'm still your friend please don't run up on me cuz them Detroit [ __ ] will get active how many on the twitch Mar