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this is just ungodly amount of discipline I'm a bird mother a bird weight loss Nic aado avocado hat first I'mma bring up this okay stff that's been happening on Twitter so right of the bat I'm going to say it he did not lose the weight in just few months he didn't it's been two years it's not just a few months thing that he did so this misinformation people need to stop pushing yep I I'm really happy that the community posts well Community notes is a thing mhm second thing that I wanted to say is why can people not be happy for someone and the costly have to portray someone as the you know those people yeah yeah it's really bad like that's that's stupid like M we should be able to be happy for someone but I'm I'm very happy that he did that I'm very happy that he's at a healthy range yep there's a lot of people trying to [ __ ] talk him so before I show the actual video that he posted this is be this is over two years ago that he made the statement two steps ahead I am always two steps ahead this has been the greatest social experiment I've come to know certainly the greatest social experiment my entire life it's alluring it's compelling it's to Bear witness to observe all these unw unbalanced disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories in search of ideas of conflict of rivalries where people develop a distinctive desire for direct engagement where people feel involved with the stories and therefore become product of influence spoil in their minds while stimulating them the exact same time it's brilliant but it's also dangerous and then he drops this video holy two steps ahead same thing he said in the previous video two steps ahead yo I am always two steps ahead this has been the greatest social experiment for my entire life it's luring it's compelling it's gripping to observe all these unwell disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories ideas rivalries where they feel encouraged engage spe where they involve themselves with the stories and become a product of influence thirsty for a distraction from time unspent spoiling their minds yet stimulating them at the same time it's brilliant and it's dangerous I feel as if I'm monitoring ants on an ant farm one follows another follows another follows another it's mesmerizing it's spellbinding all these little consumers he's a freaking genius he is this is literally like the smartest like 10-dimensional chess all of these lost and bored people people consuming anything that they're told to consume so I am the villain because I've made myself one and you will continue to consume these stories about me year after year after year for as long as I it is a complete villain Arc but at the same time name one evil thing here did besides destroying his own body why is he actually being portrayed as a villain I don't know all I know is that he eat a lot of food and he yeah that's it to be honest well I've been I I've been watching him for some time except for at some point I stopped because like I'm one of those ants I really thought he is going to eat himself into an early grave mhm I tell the internet that I am the villain stories that permeate and linger and infect the minds of the ants influence the ants brainwash the ants you are the ants today I woke up up from a very long dream and I also woke up having lost 250 lbs off of my body yet just yesterday PE and the funny part is he published and did this whole reveal literally days after the biggest videos on the gado avocado dropped dny V2 I never made a freaking 7our long video on him yo he's like he smacked the [ __ ] out was like get the [ __ ] out of here their videos aged so poorly oh my God instantly no he didn't I don't think he promoted any positivity right he was just in his own bubble eating mukbangs yeah and yes the ACT he put up with his boyfriend was an act people were calling me fat and sick and boring and irrelevant he's definitely a good Riddler people cast him people are the most messed up creatures on the entire plan I completely agree mhm and yet I've still manag to stay two steps ahead of everyone I mean it's not that hard have you guys seen Twitter that is true Twitter people on YouTube nowadays the jok's on you we ended it with ridle [Laughter] meas the mukbang part now Mr Noodle you're he just seems so much happier now yeah he does oh here yeah oh he did announce that he'll continue doing mukbang mhm you like that you look like a big green ball yeah you look like a big green avocado which is my favorite fruit ever yeah oh you good o m no I knew you like that you miss me so much you missed me so much I know it was 8 years separate or longer wait what now how many years was it how many years tell me how many years were we separate for too many yeah I know my baby I had no choice I had no choice but Daddy's back we're we're back home should be do we're home hello we're back home should be do and I'm back here with all of you and it was a long eight years wasn't it it was a long8 years and I didn't think that has it been that long has it actually been eight years it would have gone this long but it did and it was like a bad dream that yeah it was like a really bad dream that we were waiting for it to be over and it's over it was just a dream it was just a dream Mr Noodle wasn't it yeah it feels like a bad dream um but we woke up we woke up yeah we're so excited we woke up yay we woke up from the bad dream and um gen for him and Mr Noodle is back and here we are we're back home shy do say good morning Mr Noodle hey how's it going welcome to my studio okay how many bodies does he have in yesterday but I'm actually going to tell them we did this yesterday we are redoing the video because my file got corrupted I don't know how and it had like an error mark on it when I was editing it I'm like oh my God but this is the universe tell me I have to eat more right right Mr Noodle you are so cute how's it going Mr Noodle did you miss me did you miss all the peasants hey like yo listen listen listen I'm going to accept that me compared to him definitely a peasant I I would never have so much self- discipline this is just ungodly amount of discipline ears are going say hi I might put little pieces here and there when I'm editing this for you guys to kind of see what we did yesterday which was black me noodles but we're going to do it again for a second time these are my favorite spicy noodles of all time if I had to choose one it would be black bean noodles wouldn't it Mr Noodle um I love them they're so good and these come from I love how calm he is now maybe this was actually how he was all along everything else was just an act right yep it was if you look at his old videos before he blew up that's how he always been mhm a Chinese Korean place and they make them hand pulled and they look it is possible if you look at his previous weight when he was Heavy it was a lot of radius of fat so if he had to get uh the skin nip and Tuck I wouldn't blame him and I will definitely will be the last person shaming him for that for getting rid of the loose skin after losing weight mhm they stretch them out by hand you can see them in the restaurant going like this they're super chewy they're very chewy and very very long I actually think they cut them to make it easy easier for you to slurp them the spicy black meat noodles they are oh my baby I love you I really missed you I missed you a lot Mr Noodle it was a long dream as I said that dream has come to an end it was just a dream thank God it's all over we were just dreaming I just took off the fat suit went yeah I just took it off and here I am and um I noticed yesterday when I ate it it had a lot of on a lot of like vegetables and pork and potato it was so good and we're going to do it again and I'm really excited and um yeah it's kind of crazy doing this again but that's life we just placed the order so we'll pick it up and then we're going to have some black bean noodles aren't we Mr Noodle yeah yeah Mr Noodle yeah that's what I wanted to show I'm just I I hope hope he stays this happy and healthy [Music]

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