Two for the Seesaw I American Romantic Drama Film 1962 I Robert Mitchum, Shirley MacLaine

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[Music] [Applause] [Music] a o [Music] la [Music] there [Music] a [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] [Music] oh [Music] a [Music] great this this [Music] hey J Jerry Ryan glad you could make it boy good to see you Oscar nice of you to ask me you could have knocked me over with a feather when you call of all the people I never expected to hear from well after a month I got a sudden urge to see an old familiar face you know oh so you're still painting oh I'm painting all right and I tell you Jerry I get frightened when I think what could have happened to my talent if I stayed in Nebraska New York saved my life I'm painting with my guts now boy I got a whole new out after when you kindly come and look at the spaghetti I'm telling you it's going to Stik who cares come here soie meet Jerry Ryan an old friend from back home there's an artist for you who cares pleased to meet you Jerry look you're an old friend influencing me should look at the spaghetti huh oh sure you go on Oscar I'll be fine hang around I'll be right back yeah fix yourself a drink H mingle a little is the purpose of art to communicate just answer me yes or no pardon me pardon me I beg your pardon well you ask that question is typical of your entire attitude dogmatic conform don't want to start making compromises you know you saw my improvisation but the motivation absolutely clear well I I did feel a certain dichotomy if you want to know the truth there was your motivation and the motivation of the character you know what I mean and she with [Music] what are you Rockefeller you can eat out all the time a nice little ice box like this you'll save yourself a fortune look I'm trying to do you a favor what are you so suspicious at five bucks I'll get rich I will be five bucks less Rich won't I look any place you go what's a cottage cheese salad at least a right but you buy a carton 20 cents you put it in the ice box and you're in business if you get some sense and change your mind you give me a ring I'm in the book GLE MCA m o CA mosa you got a light put on the hat nobody will know you're at the wrong party hecky I got a story saved up for you the punch line even [Music] w [Music] Judy [Music] a [Music] yeah hello hell [Applause] [Laughter] yeah hello Miss G MOS please it's me who's this this is Jerry Ryan we met yesterday at Oscar's party in a way yeah I uh lit your cigarette you thought I was at the wrong party no you're the one with the hat that didn't say anything you must know some pretty talkative hats huh listen uh about that ice box you were trying to sell you suppose I could stop by and take a look at it no I gave it away some jerk I never saw in my life Sophie sent him over I let him have it just to get rid of the damn thing but why didn't you ask me yesterday no it was too big a move yesterday today I decided to change things join the living but uh 10 minutes ago I thought I'd start by uh dropping in on you yeah but I haven't got it well all the same I thought maybe I'd drop in and yeah well thanks anyway [Applause] it's a minute I'm Bing over [Laughter] you'll go over the lousy stove yeah hello hello hey is anybody on this line no huh hey hello Sophie is Oscar there K yeah he's here well listen that hat type friend of his last night what's his number you wasn't looking you got ants in the pants you drag your mind up out of your girdle and go see if 's got it written down I'm sorry I didn't know you were so delicate wait a minute K it's Circle 5 9970 you got that 9970 yeah if something comes of it don't be an INR give a thank you very funny I'll give you a [Applause] commission yes uh listen I've been thinking about that ice box I could take you around the corner where this character lives and you could offer him a buck or two I mean he might let it go he got it for nothing what do you say hey you still with me well I don't know yet how'd you get my number uh Sophie Asuka had it now about the ice box what do you think well first of all I don't think you're calling about any ice box huh you're calling because you have nothing better to do I got 11 different things I could be doing different isn't better so why aren't you doing them look how I get in the wrong here did you call me up about this ice box or not not oh well then I can't follow this whole conversation you called I called because I was going out of my head in solitary I called to make contact with someone of the weaker sex who's weaker okay here I am contact I uh called to ask you to dinner tonight and uh show if you like what so why didn't you well I was afraid you'd say yes or no I would have said sure you see that's what I mean right away we have problems what show where to eat oh wait wait now I'm not so sure I don't know if I want to get involved you sound awful complicated oh well I'm the girl right and you're the man make up your mind then ask me to dinner and I'll make up my mind I've been trying to make up my mind for a month what to ask me to dinner no to uh get unstuck from a piece of fly paper you know after you've broken your leg in five different places you hesitate to make that first step the reason I hung up on you was because I didn't want to have to say please help me look I got a date with some kids it'll keep me busy till maybe halfast 6 so why don't we meet where we're going to eat huh say4 to 7 say4 to 7 hey you like the Chinese yeah well there's a place the peacock on Fourth Street near Sheridan Square it's in the book Kent KN hey is it okay enough to one okay enough to your leg I don't know it may have affected my head but I'll meet you the peacock Canton East 645 okay [Music] okay I'm late yeah I know next time I'll make sarcastic remarks we're on next time already and U kind of fast so we can make a show huh yes ma' and plain rice you like it fried H plain rice and tea too yes ma'am I like coffee right away please yes it so you're out of town type huh Nebraska Nebraska that's somewhere out in California isn't it no I think that's uh Nevada you're thinking about this in California so what have you been doing in New York mostly I've been walking by day and by night it's a little monotonous but it's healthy when you sleep I've got time for that who were the kids who kept you busy until 6:30 huh oh a dance group uh they're working up a recital thought maybe I'd have an idea for costumes did you oh sure I'm a success I got the job my first move I loaned the Cory for 75 but I'll make a few bucks running up the costume is that what you do for a living little of this little of that the rest unemployment [Music] insurance so what do you do I mean there what' you do in Nebraska I was an attorney oh is that what you're going to do here practice law well I haven't made any plans yet I uh been too busy to walking anything fine everything okay thank one it's from heaven [Music] no dip it in the bug juice [Music] first G huh sounds uh exotic what is it Italian Eskimo Jewish MOS M oh that's exotic that's my stage name my real one's too long for the mares moscit right dance but you giving that up giving it up it's what I am God I started with Jose for years Jose who well you couldn't Li on the best it's really important to you is it well that isra wasted a lot of 750s a [Music] week oh um what's it like in Nebraska I never been out of New York myself from the Bronx to Manhattan to Brooklyn this is your life G Moscow I was going to Florida once I had the money even Miami well I'm so smart I got married to this fell and he went to Florida instead and I got divorced you married my wife's divorcing me back in Omaha a lanman huh a buddy from the same country how long did yours last 12 years big deal what's the matter she get a Yen for another guy no she just got the end to see the end of me look um you really want to see a show I'm not sure justes bother you talking about all this marriage divorce all that Jack oh no no no I a I was just thinking about something else like U how are we going to decide whether or not we really want to see a show cross-examine this you're the lawyer attorney please it's more exotic watch yourself you got to be a bat to find your way around this place some of my best friends are bats I'm not entirely stable myself so why didn't you listen wouldn't have made the slightest bit of difference you know that over 60% of the accidents in this country occur in the home not including ruptured marriages be safe be homeless get run over in the street better now what do you have Jerry C be selton what are you having warm milk warm milk I may be too old for you I think I'll have a sophisticated Coke now Coke's got caffeine it I think I'll give you a beer it's more relaxing don't be a nurse I'm sorry I spent 12 years being treated like a patient I was worried about cuddled nursed humored your wife a great little caretaker called Tess I've been taking care of until I'm in shreds a Coke leave the chips full where they may okay you said you don't sleep so you won't sleep make it a beer look let's start all over Jerry now on your own whether you have Coke or beer War milk if I'm relaxing there's no point in being casual about it what kind of bed you got you don't sleep I've got a cop that I pick up to the Salvation Army for $8 well no wonder take a feel of that go ahead take a feel you know what I paid for the mattress alone 59 bucks that's one thing I'd never be without a good bed I mean figure it out you're in it a 30 your life you must lead a very straight laac life okay half all the same you get yourself a good bed you stop walking so much maybe yeah but until I stop walking I can't afford $59 just to make my bed bugs comfortable it's a vicious circle you got bed bugs among other things yeah lawyer or no lawyer you're not working huh Jerry well I wouldn't say that getting unstuck from a piece of fly paper can be very hard work no no look you've told me why I'm drinking this now why are you I got an uler in the duum serious I mean uh I thought all women went out with the vapers isn't that supposed to be a man's disease nowadays well I got it which are you by the way are you the oldfashioned type or the manly same rules for me as for you type why what's the difference well it might influence whether I drink this and go or stay all night you don't exactly lead up to things do you who's Mr America is that your ex oh no Wally wasn't around long enough to snap a picture that's Larry my partner somehow there's uh less of you here whoa ERS you put on weight a diet you Gods you're supposed to eat six meals a day the last Hemorrhage I had I put on 18 lbs the last one oh I hope it's the last I got just so much blood how many have you had two then when I never looked healthy in my life they had to operate on me for something entirely different altogether appendicitis no kidding I'm a physical wreck practically your physique wrecked though it may be so that's what's wrong with me what's wrong with you nothing wrong with me except of course our problem how we're going to make up our minds about what about my saying over I appreciate the invitation but I uh I don't think you ought to insist I don't get it Jerry first you can't even decide if you want to eat with me and then the next minute Bing into the bed how come just testing like the old lady said how do I know what I think until I hear what I say is that the way you decide everything in your head well it's supposed to save a lot of false moves where do you decide things that one not in my head couple of false moves might catch you further well let's not not rush things let's examine what we'd be getting into who said yes yet oh what is this some new kind of line supposed to be putting me in the mood you mean it's not the only all right we'll try a more conventional approach little soft music that's something I've missed you haven't got a radio even it's better than not having a television set which I haven't got either yeah but everybody's got a radio you can get a radio for 1995 Hey listen Jerry are you broke why do you ask well you're a long ways from home you're not working you know anybody here you can borrow from only you how much do you need you're a very generous girl G you're too generous you know you can get bit feeding stray wolves like this oh yeah but if you're broke you said that not I last year I made $330,000 I got 18 bucks to last me through the month what am I helping you for well off hand I'd say you're a born victim of what of yourself I had the nerve to feel sorry for you what's so terrible you feel sorry for me sure K how old are you 29 well and stop talking like 28 you know you have to start worrying about your own worries things aren't all that good for you a little here a little there the rest unemployment insurance well I got plans several this spur and me we're working up a dance recycle and then I'm going to look for a cheap loft to fix up like a dance studio and ran out for classes oh what are you so Sor about cuz I had the nerve to feel sorry for you because I don't think I can afford you I'm not in the market for a whole human being complete with weaknesses and confusion what so who asked you who made an offer I did but I take it back I'm neither ready nor able to be responsible for anything these days least of all an ingenuous nitwit like you that's why I'm sore disappoint what's ingenuous mean smart dumb naive oh for God's sake I had a room of my own in the village at 16 what do you think to play popsy be scared be scared for your own reasons so uh you're a woman of wide experience huh well wide is another story do you sleep with Mr America well I I told you he's a dancer I mean we're very good friends and all that but what do you think I'm peculiar or something hey are you am I what Que now you've gone too [Music] far brother how long have you been on the wagon a year where you been in jail look let's not get all worked up huh uh you go have a cookie and calm down and uh then you better go go why was that the wrong false move no Jerry oh look I got an ironclad rule I wouldn't sleep with Christopher Columbus on the first date what do you want me to be promiscuous oh besides this this routine you've been giving me if you wanted to be turned down you couldn't have planned it better you're testing how do you like that and you know who you're testing not me you want to find out how you feel that's a make why should I hop in the head with you cure for your health the fell I don't even know what's eating him I tell you my whole life story practically and what do I hear out of you no news at all all right the news is very sparse but here it is I had a job a house a marriage and a life they all went sour on me so much for the past now for The Shining present I live in a cell that cost $31 a month the Halls are full of garbage I'll wake up gas some morning if I don't throw myself off a bridge the night before and I can't afford $1 1995 for a radio that 30 grand last year you said that to show off I said it because I didn't want to take candy from a baby look I came East with $500 I don't know how long it has to last me I'm trying to live on 350 a day but you spent 1680 on me tonight I spurge it's my birthday your birthday spent more than 1680 I bought myself a dollar cigar you had to buy yourself a present on your own birthday so why didn't you tell me Jerry why would you like to have given me one sure thanks but uh I'm not hinting for handouts from lovable crackpot wpes just don't tell a fell go when you've been signaling come all night that's not lady like what do you mean you haven't been hitting for handouts what it's what you've been doing all night all the CL hints unhappy bed bugs broke unhappy bed bugs unhappy bed bugs like this minute if I don't sleep with you they'll find you dead oh no wait a minute who said that you did oh with the garbage or off a bridge you're so lonely that's the last thing you said to me well that might have been a campaign oratory you know an approach but I certainly haven't been doing that all night long the first thing you said to me was help me on the telephone right no no I said I wouldn't say that oh come on you said help me I said sure I'm not complaining but uh what do you call me names you want it both ways hey I say something that hurts your feelings I was great you know I wanted a hit back it's natural no no uh it's just that you're absolutely right the point you made what point that I ask for handouts I do you know I never saw it before but uh happened tonight right under my very nose and if I do I so where you going now back to solitary there I go again so don't go you Gods if you hate that joining you or so much you don't want to go back there on your birthday stay over I got a couch in the bathroom you take the bed stay sure with a good night's sleep you'll feel better in the morning okay settled hey you mind my sheets I put them on clean yesterday and I had a bath of course not get lonely you only what but you got a lousy bed tomorrow you get some kosene and see where they come out of the wall G you're a very sweet girl well uh you're a very sweet girl too the John's right over there and with a good night's sleep you'll feel better better sure [Applause] G what are you still stewing I'm moved already look after what we talked about about handouts you know don't you think it's sort of weak of me what on your birthday pillow [Applause] K should I stay really oh look don't know Jimmy you want to stay so stay [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what the hell happy birthday I [Music] [Applause] [Music] la the [Music] a [Music] a [Music] you should be in bed already a man your age [Music] a [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] about that ice box you really shouldn't have given it to that jerk for nothing H you you keep on like that you're going to give away everything you hey Jerry are you okay I'm fine tried a new bridge to [Applause] Queensboro little I walked out on you yeah I noticed what made you change your Ironclad rule huh oh I couldn't resist your do be had you sure it was just that not something else like charity for instance you know I told you once I was smothered in charity I wouldn't want that to happen again was that why you took off partly yeah well I was worried about you and I call two three times but no answer I walked out on you and you still called two three times two times g g you need taken care of you don't look out for yourself if you did You' object more object to what right now this very minute why aren't you taking my head off about the time why what time is it it's after 5: thanes practice go ahead go ahead what object holler who do I think I am calling you at this hour of the night and waking you up you resent it say so what are you hollering at me for for your own good well I don't like to holler at people it makes me nervous besides I'm glad you phoned why what makes you so dumb I was worried about you that's better I told you all you need is practice go ahead ah who's practicing what do you think I'm nuts you know what time it is is this why you call me up after 5: in the morning to practice hollering no I called to tell you that you're a wonderful girl and not to give anything else away until I see you huh it seems I am on the market for a whole human being after all your whole human being anyway complete with ulcers No appendix and all oh that must be some bridge that Queensboro yeah the view was great and that uh birthday candle you lit under me cast a light all the way back to Omaha Omaha Nevada Oh you mean where you got smothered with Charity taken over just swallowed up till I didn't have a friend or an asay to call my own you know no matter how lovingly it's done it still isn't calculated to make a man feel well manly let's say look Jerry just so I'll understand all this stuff uh talk down to me a little bit huh like a BC okay okay I met Tess my last year in college her father Lucius the blo heart of all time was so rich that he didn't care that I wasn't now is that clear so far yeah yeah go on okay between them they took me over Tess and Lucius a law scholarship was wangled for me I was accepted into the family law firm Lucius even built the house that Tess and I lived in when we were married a very grand house very plush kenle for an unpigged pup and there you are well so uh what' you see when you look back with the candle I saw that I had asked for it it wasn't done to me I could have hollered stop anytime or walked out but I didn't do it half of my life has been a handout that I asked for seeing that I finally walked out on one tonight from you it just uh wasn't a good enough beginning for us you know something Jerry a person could get pretty confused talking to you why don't you have breakfast with me and I'll try and unconfuse you will you sure only I'm having the tooth pulled out at 9:00 so it'll have to be after and uh well I'll probably be spitting a lot of blood so well I mean we won't be able to do anything why don't I come over and go to the dentist with you all right sure because I want to I'll see you in a little while hey what do you do with a tooth bleeds why you got one I'm talking about you huh oh well yeah let it plate it dries up why never [Applause] mind little yeah [Applause] is he pretty good this a Dr Krueger he's a cotton Pusher he drills pushes in some cotton five bucks come back next week next week more cotton five bucks come back next week you go on like that for a while till you get mad then first he feels the too but why do he come all the way up to the Bronx to see him his mama's dentist to I should I go to wouldn't hurt huh hi you g hi come on in Mr molari Ley you want to go in ahead of me I'm not in any hurry I'm in no hurry either thanks oh Jerry this lousy tooth hasn't been bothering me for 2 days now it's been through a lot with me so why don't I just hold on on to it huh let's [Music] go FR Street in the village [Music] 298 for ice bag a taxi downtown I'm costing you a fortune well I'm about to start making a fortune so it's all right how you going to go back to that bridge and hold somebody up no no I see a man about a job Frank Todman big wheel in law circles then soon as I get you better [Music] down with the ice bag temporarily [Music] all for people sake you're such a square how come you didn't get me a bun of candy in a red satin Hot Box I looked they don't have until Valentine's B well I'll wait all get you wait I got to put these in some water what this cost you I hope you got the job with that big wheel I go to work for him tomorrow oh you're going to be a lawyer again H Jerry no I can't be a lawyer in New York state until I passed the bar exam I'm uh going to do briefs for him sent me researching a case for precedent when one cook sues another cook and the judge can't decide which cook is cookier they go back to the case of two other Cooks in another Court in 1890 come on inside huh I like it better without sleeves hey yours I'll leave off the sleeves oh is it fun doing briefs pays well if we're going to be two halves of an apple you and I we can use them somebody putting a bite on you Jerry no but girls are expensive with flowers and ice bags how's your too fine and uh renting lofts for them to dance in oh you're renting your Loft already why not did I want you to use me will you stop walking up and down I'm nervous so am I but all this walking around isn't helping us honey I was just waiting to be stopped [Music] something Dy here the smell some the fur that all you'll open the V it wouldn't smell you don't mind if I try one right now do you help yourself if you want my candid opinion this is an A1 Loft well this is the first one that's bigger than a closet and smaller than a bowling alley floor's got to be sanded down to dance but otherwise perfect Mr jacobe yes what would you do to put the place in condition I wouldn't lift a finger $60 a month 3 months in advance if you want something done do $60 a month for a place that hasn't got a John in it even a who a bathroom a turet one flight down the end of the hall clean paper towels so what do you want to do live here you want a tur it this is not an apartment nobody lives here I don't rent out to beat what you get in an uproar I want to make a dance studio out of it that's all rented out a few days a week for classes kids well possibly yes why you're going to have kids I want a statement anything they damage you'll pay what could they damage it's so beautiful here they'll find my dear young people I've got a garment business downstairs why don't you discuss amongst yourselves come to that decision if you want to take it fine if not go and good out but one way or the other you kindly bring me down the key thank you Don it 60 bucks a month now don't you getting enough BR you wake up your elers honey look I've dragged it to over a 100 lofts in the past 5 weeks now you know this is it Jerry $60 yeah but I make more than twice that in a week so I'm supposed to be a leech do me a favor will you be a leech let's look around for some norock honey I can't Frank toin wants to see me at 5:00 how come you think you're going to get canned you just won't be happy until you're supporting me will you don't be such a wise guy look I'll look around for some more losss and you go see what's with Talman and then tonight at dinner we'll talk it over nice and calm okay okay look up the nice and comp my dear young man in this Loft nobody [Applause] lives I let should do it sit down won't you thank you you know it's ridiculous a man of your ability law clerky why don't you take the New York State Bar exams that'll be quite a cram job I've in the school for a long time you can bypass all that be admitted to the bar on motion I'd be glad to sponsor you that's extremely kind of you you'd need affidavit from prominent Nebraska attorneys but I'm sure the head of your old firm out there can manage it for you if I could manage to ask him he's about to become my ex-father-in-law would you think it over we'd like very much to have you uh just to be sorted how much I'm prepared to offer you 10,000 a year well I'm prepared not to accept that if I'm useful enough to be around here full time I should be worth 125 and since it would take 14 to nail me down I think we should start talking in the neighborhood of 15 let's go over to the St reg just and have a couple of drinks settle down to some serious haggling I think it's only fair to warn you after a couple of drinks my price goes up that's funny mine goes [Applause] down hi you baby you just got a move [Music] hey that smells good who's inside ah chicken and salad on the table and potatoes and wine on the ice I got a B in 69 cents a bottle must have been getting kind of old it's so funny you are in well I want to tell you you got a hey curtains yeah you don't think I come here just to see you wait a second better with candles cozy huh just wonderful you're turning this into the Showplace of the nation so what's in the bag everything's in the bag you know that uh wire stuff you wanted BR dessert soy cake saltree Butterfree taste free a present me to you a Jerry I can't wait to see what's in it let's so she opens this package from her lover thinking that it's candy but it's not candy it's the fabulous diamond is's torn from the eye of this Idol and she lets out this unearthly shriek a cake of soap what kind of prison is a cake of soap I need a bath but you dare take a bath with that that's Chanel Number Five $5 a Cofe we're going to eat that Spoonful by Spoonful you know sometimes I think the Nutty one of this tuome some of us think I am is you no $5 we're not going to eat oh yes we are speaking of Feasts how's your stomach fine I took some bany and it went away not all of it you think I'm too fat good Heavens no you think I'm too skinny I think you're a sacred vessel of Womanhood sexy is all get out huh well put do you think I'm too sexy I mean over sex well I think you're kind of a uh mixed up vessel cly considered I'd say your bottom was TOPS oh some vessel I sound like a shipwreck [Applause] chicken will get burn and anyway I started to tell you five times you're going to get a longdistance call from home your wife I talked to her she asked the operator At first I felt kind of funny you know then I thought the woman's been married to him for years and years why shouldn't she call him up say hello how are you what's new so I relaxed and went to look at the chicken like now when did she call two three times then she try again about [Applause] 8 God she sure must be loaded I only made one long distance call in my whole life Tallahassee it was flowa right after we were married Wally had a job there he said he had a job but it was really a redhead but I didn't drop dropped dead when I found out I called him up I don't want to talk to Tess so don't I got the bill that's when I dropped dead I just want to answer the phone that's the best way you want to get the wine I certainly do I've got something for us to celebrate what did I tell you about my session with Frank to what's the matter honey but I said I wouldn't answer the phone it's all finished dead and buried I want it to stay that way now let's talk about something more pleasant did you find a loft you like better than jaob that's Pleasant no good and we'll quench the deal tomorrow morning I'll get a loft when I get a job I hear shraffs is putting on girls I'm going to go by there tomorrow shraffs you mean waiting on tables well whatever they got I worked the candy counter there last you I put on 7 lb they got very good candy SK that's nonsense what do you got against sh I'm just against they're having you now that's final no shraffs prosecution rests hey you know this chicken is fabulous what makes it taste like Jin Jin fabulous I mean you you can cook you can sew just a minute what are you doing eating french fried potatoes you know they're not supposed to be good for you how many have you had three that's three too many [Applause] all right you may have one [Applause] more here instead I've been reading up on elers let's stick to what you can eat huh than you know I was just thinking I forgot in her voice how'd she sound what do you mean how'd she sound lovely she sounded lovely you want to hear how she sounds talk to her you know I don't understand you why do you want me to talk to her I'm with you in the Garden of Eden Adam and Eve him and her why let the snake in we had enough trouble getting rid of the bed bugs all right Jerry we're on the subject of bugs some's bugging me it's all dead and buried you said fine with me and Wally it's all dead and buried too but if he called right now I'd make a face I'd think who needs it and I'd talk to him it's another human being maybe they're sick maybe they need something at least you find out why they're calling T doesn't need anything from me she never did Wally doesn't mean enough to me not to talk to him that's you and w-e I don't have to operate on the same wavelength do I no so let's talk about the Loft honey look what I'm saying is if you're a dancer it's time you did something about it so we'll get you the Loft tomorrow okay I'll get the coffee honey I can afford it honestly you're getting coffee for Fort Knox and you don't know it tomman wants to take me on full time oh gee Jerry that's great oh you're going to be a lawyer again in court like you said you loved huh well I can't do that unless I accept a handful of favors from my ex-father-in-law which strikes me as a return to an old and bad habit or unless I take the New York State bar exam which strikes me as a nervous making no you'd knock him dead that makes you think so I got my Impressions I don't even know the traffic laws in this state and I'm a little old to be going back to school oh every day you're reading the paper some grandma going to NYU 11 grandchildren I look like somebody's Grandma we begin with my lending you a hand and we end up with you putting me through no I don't need a hand on make out you better to take the exam sometime though I'm no particular hurry what are you on vacation here you're in no particular hurry look all I meant was now no no stop it you don't even know what you're fighting about look you see that that's Clevenger practice manual state of New York what I don't know would fill that book in a whole Library besides a Jerry you know what I think you got too much of a lack of confidence I mean you Gods if you were such a popular lawyer in NADA what's the difference Nebraska there're about 1,000 miles no no I'm talking serious you know you smell better than Chanel Number how come you were so popular there shot in the mid 70s shot what birdies shooting birds made you popular mhm damn [Applause] you I can't stand it don't answer that phone yeah hello I gule it's me put it down it's Larry so why didn't you call me sooner I just got back well what they say at the Y $625 how much $625 what the hell are we going to do oh I don't know but I can't talk about it now in the middle of dinner maybe we can hold it in the Loft huh no I can't swing The Loft yet but I can't go into all that now what did that D do to you love me married me and walked out on you she's such a doll I gave her plenty of reason it was the best thing she could have done for both of us well if everything was so fine and dandy how come you left Nebraska at least there you could have worked I stayed around for a while everything seemed okay at first I was busy Tess picked up her old life she got herself a fellow some guy that's been in love with her since they were kids they'll probably get married is that what bugged you no I was all for it in my head but but it bugged you huh well I kept bumping into them like oh J when you've been married to somebody for 12 years lived together for 12 years you don't just break it up you can't just forget it like it was well anyway I cut out ran so stop running it's the Atlantic Ocean already I'm not running anymore now don't you see if you can't talk to her on the phone you're [Applause] running look just ask me don't try to help me ask me to and maybe I will if it's so important to you it's important to you I don't want to do you want me to yes or no no do you want me to take the bar exam no what do you want of me not a damn thing all right now let's stop that you know smoking is bad for your stomach I'll keep track of my own stomach we've been together almost 30 years we get by but you don't get by you just tell lies to yourself [Applause] well you get by sure from day to day job to job man to man but nothing ever sticks they all take off for Tallahassee did you pay his train Fair he was broke my God she did you pay the freight and every bum crawls aboard for the free ride and you never know why the ride's over do you well I'll tell you why because because every time a man offers you a hand you put a donation in it you might as well spit in it so they just use you and walk away that's not a joke anymore G you're not a kid anymore you're all alone who cares what happens to you except me don't spit in my hand G Tess didn't need it but you do you make one claim just make one real claim on a man he might surprise you you get my point sure GE you're a terrific lawyer Jerry how come you're so bashful didn't you understand one word I said oh sure if I was a jury I'd send me up for 5 years no kidding I'm not kidding get need someone need someone oh what let me go or I'll yell no you won't help lunatic somebody will come nobody will come it's New York let me go I'm going to be all black and blue you Big Ape I ought to get out of here before you slug me slug you is that what you've learned to expect from your romances I expect the worst when it comes to men I expect the worst why don't you pick up the phone if you're so strong do you want me to sure I want you to I don't know where I stand I can scream my head off and nobody comes who can I count on besides me me G [Applause] yeah you know you are fall in a big hole someplace in Nevada yes hello Mr Jerry Ryan please speaking operator I have a long distance call for you from Omaha hello Jerry hello Tess Jerry do you know how many times I've tried to get you yes I know the only thing I don't know is why why well we have a lot to talk about the divorce there's nothing to talk about about the divorce comes up on the calendar and that's that I want to know what you're doing I worry about you well stop worrying about me I've got a girl I've got a job and I'm just fine I'm glad Jerry but don't be angry we can still be friends I don't want to be friends with you Tess when you get out of my life I want to forget you well I can't forget you I'm sorry Tess I try but I can't oh don't cry Tess please Tess will you please stop [Applause] [Music] crying get a get it's not what you think it's not her I'm not upset about her it's the Dan no no D no Larry says the why want 625 bucks for you're the one that's running now it is her no it's the Y that's why we were going to put on the recital now why should I go get a lousy La stop it honey help me what give me something to hang on to use me for something even if it's only a lousy Loft but I'm scared too I don't know what I'm getting myself into Why Should I stick my neck out because I am we're both staking out new claims it is a beginning only meet me half way like with the lofter like with the lofter okay okay put at the damn light with you [Music] and bounce and up and bounce good elongate and bounce and bounce and bounce and up and we're running a little late okay and push and push and push and together and push and push p and push and together stretch [Music] right stretch left good good now twist twist twist twist twist and twist and twist and twist and twist and twist and twist and twist and twist and twist and twist and touch touch touch touch touch touch touch and back back back back again yeah hello G it's me oh hi you Sophie so how's the world treating you well my stomach's been giving me a pain in the behind but otherwise I got no complaints so how about coming over for a little party Friday night huh Friday I'll have to check with Jerry see what he's got in mind first I'd like to know too what kind of remark is that you'd like to know too do me something been a long time with you and him it has not been so long with Wally you knew where you were in 15 minutes oh well Wally was different what about Max which Max which Max the Max from grossing good the guy ever know anybody buy me a loft before where I made 24 bucks this month and Monday Molly's moving in a new class well SE more always acted nice he used to buy me a Mr good bar he still owes me 70 bucks I'll never see the fact is Sophie till I met Jerry I was a born victim so why can't he be me huh take him home have him meet your mother think I'm crazy take him home to meet Mama he'll leave New York in a balloon oh the land ladies Union is an ogre Union is a union from the bosses here's your blood Money my blood 12 bucks right this pay up till the 10th yeah you need a loan Tony no no not if I have to pay it back I'm back don't go on about Jerry listen you don't understand about Jerry for instance he plays golf I don't know anybody played golf big deal oh what do you know anybody's not a painter by you is a nothing all right so don't let's fight you're working huh yeah I'm looking at my recital or I'm trying to it's kind of hard to get going again after so long you know maybe I'll take up golf instead better you should take up matrimony look what's the rush Sophie his divorce papers haven't come through yet what should he be a bigamist has he ever discussed the subject no not yet why not sopie you're getting me mad why for what because you're pestering that's why because I'm your friend well so don't be such a friend be an enemy and quit pestering me [Applause] [Applause] come [Applause] [Applause] tabman Associates hi G mka could I talk to Mr Ryan he's on another commas Masa oh well I got nothing to do so why don't I hold on huh he's talking to Oma Nebraska so it may be quite a while oh well well maybe I won't wait a longdistance call to Omaha could go on for a long time oh [Music] I [Music] [Music] yeah hello Hello darling oh hi Jerry I was just leaving I heard a rumor that you had called me yeah uh you r on long distance to Omaha the operator said but it wasn't important just Sophie and Oscar they're having a thing Friday night and I didn't know if you'd want to go ooh Tobin's having a thing Friday night too how about going to that with me no you go on to yours and I'll go to Sophie and ask ISU we'll both have a good time I mean we don't have to be glued what's the matter honey nothing I'm in a hurry that's all are you meeting me for a cup of coffee no I can't meet you for a cup of anything why not well because uh I have to walk down three flight of stairs and across the square and catch a bus and be in Larry's in half an hour so I'll talk to you later [Applause] [Music] hi I thought you had a big fancy shindig tonight no I blew it I thought I surprise my girl G isn't here they left about an hour ago they mhm sure a fell a guest well there's nothing wrong with that is there I mean she's a single girl got a right to see people hasn't she well of course Sophie tell me something why are you being so unpleasant you don't mind my asking you D no I don't mind I'm a friend of gettles so am I I don't think so do me something anytime I find I'm wrong I'll be glad to apologize well thank you good night sh good night [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh come on give me a kiss a [Music] hello Dr kursman there who's calling please I'm calling who are you I mean are you really there you one of those answering nuisances yes this is the service is it important yeah it's an emergency who's calling G mosa we tell him please I'm very sick what's your number please Canal 6 2098 I'll have the doctor call you thanks [Music] oh hi you Jerry did you have a good time at your party not as good as you are you drunk at least yeah I had a couple had this terrible thirst all night you know and I didn't stop to think or think to stop who were you with h uh Jake he's a very modern type painter is that why you kissed him good night because you're a patroness of the Arts where were you where I've been all week one jump behind you I didn't kiss him he kissed me didn't you go to Frank [Applause] talman's like the gas will you honey I'm awful cold [Applause] you've drunk enough that's water M you don't trust me so after you left Sophie's with this uh wrestler where did you go you been one jump behind me you probably know anyway his place for over 2 hours doing what looking at his modern type painting [Applause] so what do you see your fortune yours and I don't like it oh you God so I had about six drinks what am I ruined for life I'm not talking about anything so wholesome as getting drunk did you go to bed with him you feel like crying Jerry I feel like crying you're dead didn't you po Cherry did you go to bed with oh so what if I did is it the end of the world why why oh what's it matter what's it matter do you really care so little about me Jerry about yourself myself I got better things to worry why did you want to I don't know why besides who that I did you're going to drive me to drink why did you go home with him I used to go with Jake two 3 years ago well t i I had a couple of drinks it was a case of old langine you why did you drink oh what a man I'm getting analyzed it's supposed to be at talman's open it up I asked you to go well want to go there bunch of stuffed shirts why did you go home with him I got plastered I said so what do you want a written confession don't walk away from me I'm talking to you said go ahead talk Roy is Roy look you don't just get plastered and flush us down the drain for no reason at all what did I do what your complaint who's complaining you are don't you think I have a right to don't get off the subject I'm on the subject you and me that's never been the subject Jerry I'm talking about what did I do that pushed you home with the what's his name jerk J jerk because you may be pushing me home is that what you're aiming to do get rid of me so you can try anything in pants in New York that you may have overlooked oh let me alone I got a headache okay we'll talk it out in the morning when you're on your feet and in your right mind jary what you don't like me anymore I hate yours I passionate enough come on turn over I can do it well don't will you there a big favor you don't hate me you just feel sorry for me what makes you think you're so pathetic come on PO you ever saw me dancing around that Loft You' think I was pathetic I just sit there and wait for ideas to come like I'm the wounded or something you know what Jerry I'm not a dancer at all is that why you got loaded if I fix some hot milk will you drink it to settle your stomach how come we always talk about my stomach I got no other charms girl get away from me I'll do it and I don't want your lousy favor is that how you going to sleep it off get shall I stay or go go should I leave the gas [Music] on [Music] yes do you need me for anything no of course [Music] not Jerry Jerry what what are you still here for I can't put it off till morning I'm at a dead end here I don't want to go on doing briefs I want to be back in a courtroom don't you take the bar exam I'm scared I don't know how good I am away from Lucius what else can you do go back where I am a member of the bar well your wife isn't going to marry that other fella huh and well you might have another chance well what chance have I got [Laughter] here go on answer the phone I don't want to talk to anybody right me who is it this L your friend know who it is so you're going to go back or that why not what's so great about here beating my head against the bar exam Jake kicks in the belly quick sand so what do you think I'm up to my neck and not quick s all right and tell me you've had something sticking in your throat all week can't you spit it out or is it easier to hop in the hay with the first gorilla you meet how can you treat yourself like a rag that any bum can wipe his hands on okay when When what when are you going don't try to rush me off the Tallahasse I don't turn loose so easily well I got my own plans to make you know I'll probably hook up with Jake again it's got a lot to give a girl if you know what I mean you'd be surprised that's not all I mean to you now stop lying tell the truth for once [Applause] how many [Applause] two if your stomach bothers you why don't you go to the doctor he tells me don't have emotions is it bad did I hurt you sure you hurt me what do you think my head's made of tin he didn't say you're sorry but you had it coming didn't you sure I'm sorry see you see I told you you'd slug me and you finally did it well it makes you so happy I'll be glad to oblige every hour who's happy what a smack so you're not going back smack didn't uh erase [Applause] anything get a look I don't know which way to turn where we are you and I that makes a difference tell me what made tonight happen all right Jerry it's not just one thing you know you're going to talin that's part of it why didn't you want to go with me cuz I wouldn't have fitted in with them or maybe your other friends they're too classy for me now what's the sense kidding oh that's a nonsense there's no place I'd ever go that I couldn't take you like a chip on your shoulder you take me oh look I'm I'm sort of a slob you think I don't know you're a beautiful beautiful girl well I wouldn't say that uh my neck is too long besides that's not the point the point is I'm not her she would have fitted in now that's really the subject Jerry not you and me you and her and that's been the subject since the first minute we [Music] met yeah what's Jake a piece of Penny Candy if you got a penny you near a machine you put it in it's not not but her it's like when I was a kid we used to neck in the Vu she's inside you and I'm always outside in the vestib everything you did here was to prove something to her to you to myself to her with her you couldn't stand on your own two feet so with me you will only I got to stand on on them too you'll show her with her you took handouts so with me you'll give handouts loft's presents never mind do I want them or not you'll show her when you're blue even I don't have to worry what I did wrong she called she didn't call she wrote a letter or she didn't write a letter it's always her okay so then you say need you I need you but who says these things in black and white you care about somebody you don't make them ask like a bill that's got to be paid what kind of giving is that so when you ask me to hand myself over on a on a platter oh what are you hand over Jerry what'll I get Jake I pay a penny I get a Penny Candy but you you're a big 10 Buck box and all I'll get is the cellophane you sure change people Jerry you make it look like you're giving but you don't so that's what I did [Applause] it's what I did with her too I'm not talking about her now you see that's exactly what I mean what you doing now no it's true it's true half of me hasn't even been in this town so I tried Jake of course so we're both flops no both of us not you all these months I've tried to make you over so that you'd be more like me like everyone I guess stingy holding back guarding what we have because we've got so little everything you get you give back double now you're not a flop you're a gift infant underneath that beautiful face there's a street brawler but underneath that there's someone that no one nothing has ever dirtied the way people were meant to be that's what you are I tried to persuade you that I'd given you a great gift myself only half of that was a fraud too put you in bed with bums like Jake like me we'll talk about it tomorrow I love your long [Music] [Applause] neck [Music] Jerry Jerry jry Jerry don't go Jerry I'm [Music] sick that's why I was so thirsty help me Jerry my God why didn't you tell me you buy girl who's your doctor it was him calling curtman it's in the book that's why I was at Jake for so long no other reason I was sick I didn't want you to know infant n don't hate me Jerry I'm so ashamed shut up you want to take I didn't want you to know I didn't want to trap you trap me oh but I'm so scared don't leave me just take it easy I'm right here nobody's [Applause] [Music] leaving hyo's taking hold [Music] such a young fell to be a [Music] doctor is Old Lady M feel like a million [Music] dollars I must caution you to carefully study your syllabus to familiarize yourself with all of the provisions of the statute of frauds and to be especially aware of each of the exceptions and rules which may act to take an agreement outside the statute all right that's where we'll stop for the today we'll review the 1951 exam tomorrow have your questions ready sorry Molly I couldn't help it it's not that you're so late it's who I'm with the Grand Ballroom is all yours I'll be back Wednesday on time okay hey wait a minute I got a check for G oh good how's she doing she's fine why don't you give her a ring or stop by they broke a window already those little monsters and twice the turret was stopped up with popsicle sticks I told you they were would do damage and they done damage well that just proves one thing to me you're a man of vision Mr Jacob you said it hey come back $60 a month rent and $6,000 a month [Applause] aggravation oh she's much better thank you would you like to stop in and say hello [Applause] hey you g hi honey hey you big dope I sure hope you're hungry honey I'm going to have to rush you I have to be back at the office by 1:30 that was 2 minutes ago you mean if I hurry up I'll be late leave the sandwich by the bed you wouldn't have to break your neck to get back here for 10 minutes I told you that a 100 times already I don't feed my girl sandwiches I told you that 101 times already now any other complaints I'm just complaining I'm just being polite well how did your morning go so just been lying there huh no I almost got up to go to John by myself yeah that'll be the day being all the news reels I waited till Sophie came over Jerry yeah I'll try a solo flight to the John tomorrow I'm still a little wobbly you know but what do you expect the first time out to climb Mount Everest is that what they go up there for you know where I'd like to be this minute in bed otherwise you'd be out of it central park on the grass I don't get too much use out of Central Park you know especially on a day like [Applause] this I mean spring isn't even here yet and spring is here will you get yourself back up on your beautiful legs by Friday and I'll take you to Central Park why what's Friday the bar exam's over that's what's Friday is that a date well one thing I should be glad when that bar exam is over maybe you'll stop running long enough to say hello hello now maybe you'll stop stalling long enough to say it's a date you and that doctor Miss mosa have you dangled yet have I dangled yet what kind of language is that my feet over the side of the bed I feel weak like a cracked egg ooh that reminds me maybe this will give you strength for Molly I better be careful pretty soon you'll be after me for my money well what else would I be after you for of late so when have you got time now after the battle daughter stay 3:30 Friday and anytime thereafter any time there after for how long you say something [Music] I said I love [Music] you well when you have something like that to say girl speak up don't Mumble all right I'll holler it don't worry not too often maybe two times a week that's all don't you worry you can't say it too often for me now if you'll stop talking for a minute blabber your mouth maybe I can get your lunch [Music] ready you e already have had time time I'll grab a sandwich and eat it at the office what do you mean you'll grab a sandwich and eat at the office what do you want a nervous breakdown you're knocking yourself out Jerry working studying running like Western Union waiting on me hand and foot I'm enjoying and you know it so why don't you stop talking like an idiot eat your steak and get [Applause] one I'm not just trying to take advantage honest you ask me what it is is I'm [Applause] scared scared of what honey well I'm used to your stay in here there stuff all around your neck ties all over the place I get out of bed your neck ties go back to your place so maybe that's why I here planted like a potato sure improves your character being in love huh well there's no sense just talking about it what are you doing writing a letter to my landlord telling him I'm moving out you have to get another tenant why didn't you tell me you had a thing about ties I got a lot more I could move over should have done this weeks ago [Applause] it's not thinking I guess stand sirly Jerry Brian now I'll just mail this get stay there honey that was wonderful yeah I'm a living doll like always but I never been a lousy black mailer and I'm not going to be one now not even to get you so there sincerely yours g mon listen I like being here I like my neckti is being here this is the way I want it have you got that through your head have you yeah good now is it safe for me to go back to work cuz if I don't I'll get canned I won't be able to afford even a non- rusty girl you lie down soon but not too soon chew your nice cold steak thoroughly before swallowing take your medicine button up your o over coat you belong to [Music] me Mr Appleton's waiting for you in the library half an hour now wait Mr Ryan I have message for you you to call Jerry old man Hon's beginning to drum on the desk sorry Frank Mr R and your wife's been trying to get you all morning you're to call Omaha operator 12 take it now Jerry I'll pacify old applon go on use my office put the call through Jesse [Applause] hello Jerry hello Tess I'm sorry you had so much trouble in reaching me how does it feel to be free Jerry how does it feel to be what divorced because we are when did that happen yes today so uh we're not not related anymore what about those pots you want them packed separately separately from what separately from the dishes I don't know sure no help what happened a lousy pole never did fix this thing permanently guz I just hadn't planned H nothing why don't you just stay on the ground small fry [Applause] what about the others the window curtains you want them down too you want them down take them down what's eating you banana what banana you want to bite no no I said what's eating you oh me what's eating you I asked you first what's eating me he's trying to figure out what's eating you oh I see well what's eating me is trying to figure out what's eating you I guess that just about exhausts this investigation doesn't it what about those brackets you want them too H I don't want a stinking thing you want them all right do we want them sure they cost money how about 10 cents I guess okay I'll get the screwdriver so don't honey look all I meant was do we really need all this junk what do you mean junk this is good stuff 47 cents a yard reduced you make 11 different things out of this same [Applause] 10 why don't we knock off for tonight honey go someplace nice for dinner you look kind of tired I'm not tired but why are you so down on the dumps I'm down I'm in six Heaven stop rushing to the rescue you're killing me with kindness we're supposed to be celebrating my passing the bar exam packing joyfully so we could be together yeah every crummy thing I put in the box I feel worse why honey I don't know it's like something's out of whack you know [Applause] Jerry why don't we just sort of quit horsing around and get married huh I mean after the divorce comes through NCH I got a lot of plans for us Jerry I won't be just a ball and chain you know the first thing I'm going to do take up Shand oh Shand is the one that this romance has lacked from the very beginning so then when you open your own office there I am a shorthand secretary you save a lot of dough on me besides that you know what else I'm going to fix up the flat real nights you can't entertain now a cockroach committee comes up out of the sink to see who's there we're planning on doing a lot of entertaining sure why not customers Partners if you get them the Talman criminals maybe even you can't entertain in a dump can you I should say not be shocking of some dope addict that just murdered his mother came up and got a look at a cockroach and then maybe later we can move into a real apartment house you know one thing I always wanted to live in the house with me an elevator an elevator you can entertain anybody I gu you can I never looked at it that way put the radio in with the toaster you know I think we're beginning to make a dent Jerry yeah uh you uh Dr what's her name lately in uh Omaha yes as a matter of fact she's called me several times in the last couple of weeks why oh nothing I just wondered if she uh said anything about the divorce she'll be coming through pretty soon though huh [Applause] it came through on the 14th 2 weeks [Applause] ago why didn't you tell me Jerry well it shook me up a little more than I expected I guess I needed the time to get used to the idea you didn't want me to know no I guess I [Applause] didn't not until I got on top of it I'm sorry you talk to her so much on the phone you tell her about me that you moved in with me yes you're 30 L and you didn't tell me about this smash them smash them who needs them I'm getting out of here get Jerry why didn't you tell me I couldn't no you can only tell her about me my God even when you divorce her it's a secret you have with her one of these days you'll marry me she'll know but I won't K you're not going now you look out Jerry sit [Applause] down all my life I never yet been able to beat up one lousy man it's just not fair get look I told her about you for a reason because she asked me to come back she wanted me to come home well I want you here I'm here yeah but I want I want all of you here I mean I don't want just Jerry listen you're my friend I'm your friend then tell me the truth would you ever would you ever once say I love you only said it once yeah but that can be a second time lots of people that happened the marriage went sour you said so yourself you said you wanted it to stay dead and buried it was buried alive look this says the bonds of matrimony are severed and held for not I knew the day I got it that any two people who live together as long as Tess and I have as deeply [Music] as well you just can't tell where one person leaves off and the other begins it's like look once at a party I was telling a dream I had and right in the middle of it I noticed a funny smile on Tessa's face I suddenly realized it was her dream I was telling this this isn't true all the courts in the world will tell you it's true but it isn't the bonds can't be held for not [Music] [Applause] [Music] so how come we're having Moving Day why'd you tell her no I told you to make a claim on me to depend on me I practically forced you to do it get a I care for you I don't want to see you hurt or lost or short [Applause] change so what's the future Jerry you going to think any less about her little time will pass everything will be hunky dory I'm not going to give her a competition have a hemorrhage twice a year trap you that way I got have of you about being a wreck on your hands is that how we're going to go on oh you got to Sure change me Jerry well I've tried not to well sure that's what's out of whack how hard you try who works that hard if everything's okay things aren't even steving with us Jerry we do all the giving because what I have to give you don't want and what I want you can't [Applause] give doesn't matter if I learn shorthand or if I learn how to play a bugle standing on my head you don't love me you don't love me and time ain't going to make one lousy bit of [Applause] difference now listen Jerry I'm the one in a trap you move in with me I'll I'll no g into marrying me I know I will and then what'll I have I don't want to have to spend the rest of my life begging it's not good enough for me Jerry not anymore [Applause] I want somebody will feel about me what you said about her [Applause] before what do you say we give each other the G [Applause] huh for my sake so I can go back [Applause] no whether you go or stay I tell you the God's honest truth Jerry I didn't take one free breath since dead Hemorrhage now I going to get out of here so I can breathe [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] la [Music] yeah hello well honey I'm all set packed hi you Jerry look U I left some cartons of odds and ends kitchen stuff mostly with the janitor so if there's anything you want no I won't want anything well if you do anything important I'll be at the hotel commodor in Lincoln that's Lincoln Nebraska not Nevada not Nevada and if you need anything in a hurry really when you call Frank tobman you don't have to explain anything to him it's all taken care of just call him yeah no promise be generous K okay I promise good I'm okay Jerry honest I bounce up like a Jager a box you know you just get what you want out there huh but I'll try at least we won't make the same old mistakes all we'll have is what I earn beginning with a desk a telephone pencil and what's in my head I'm rooting for you I'm rooting for you too you're the salt of the earth honey don't waste it I won't listen it's a big city there's a guy around some corner I'll find him I got a better opinion of myself now I'm going to propose more often I'll send you a birthday card now and then huh say twice a week you know what am I doing you're doing right Jerry I mean I don't want any handouts either that's no favor no no we both know that I guess and I'm not going to just be passing them out either I I want somebody we'll take care of each other it's all mine not like Sam or Jake there between them they couldn't take care of a chicklet things look a lot different to me now oh you did me a world of good Jerry did I get off really because if I could think that you helped me listen this is the first time I come out with more than I went in I I mean whoever this guy is he'll owe you thank you she'll owe you too more than she'll ever know well so [Music] long I love you Jerry long as you live I want you to remember the last thing you ever heard out of me was I love [Music] you I love you too Anan [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Hollywood legend Shirley MacLaine, 90, makes rare outing in Malibu

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At 90, Shirley MacLaine Finally Names the Co-Star She Hated Most

Category: People & Blogs

Shirley maclaine is one of the most talented  actresses of her generation. she made her debut   in “the trouble with harry” in 1955 and she’s had  movie releases in 2022 and more upcoming projects.   oh, and by the way, she’s approaching 90 and  she’s still acting! with a successful career   that’s... Read more