Elden Drink 2: Shadow Of Dan Murphy's

oh you look at that I I hit I hit I did it again it was so much worse this time elen drink an incredibly stupid concept that I came up with where every time I die I not only have to drink but also spin a wheel of punishment so that I have to follow until I die next and if I didn't follow those punishments I have to immediately drink again and yet somehow in my Infinite Wisdom I decided that wasn't torturous enough so I added another rule whenever someone donated any amount of money during the Stream I would have to drink and add another punishment so much like an average risk of rain two command run this affects Stacks so after not playing Elden ring for almost a year I had to lock in so incredibly hard just so I didn't have to experience liver failure I actively have to lock in later I'm not even joking I have to text someone back about a job interview anyway if you like this video consider checking out the previous one or even subscribing but until then I hope you enjoy the video look at this been a hot goddamn minute since we saw this last God it has been forever it's it's it's he's coming up he's almost here look at him he's back in all his glory the man the myth the legend Mr scrungle himself [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] oh okay boys first drink of the night I say at 12:06 p.m. in the middle of the day because if I stream any later it's like 2: in the morning for everyone else cheers first first drink of the sesh oh my God I'm going to get my ass beit today I swear to God I absolutely swear to God I'm going to get my ass beat well I just um I just can't swear I'm sure surely that'll be fine all right surely it's it surely it's fine I mean realistically what could go wrong I mean several things first of all but you know we will we'll make it we'll make it work oh hey kids how you doing just out here slaughtering children where's the lever oh oh me what I am stupid me when I can't look with my my eyes man I I hate the rats I hate the rats so much when when the germa get in this stream bro now I will remind you all that while it is day drinking I do have the Australian perk so I do have protection get a 40% alcohol resistance for being Australian too true that's that's if you're doing [ __ ] numbers you need to get those numbers up mine is a 75% Min maxing no bro I'm Mew maxing I got to take a quick me break all right back to do it we're going to be doing something very special the start off this stream uh nothing crazy just literally taking on the first uh main like huge boss of the game nothing crazy do you guys think he knows what edging is do you think with all like those arms he's like does like a little bit of edging he'll like edge with one of the hands that's grafted onto him and then he stops and he swaps to like a different hand I am the Lord of all that is golden well I'm the Lord of beers brother so shut the [ __ ] up hey buddy do you like dogs and wolves and puppies do you want to do you want three of them get his ass get his ass okay cool awesome just second face like a couple of seconds oh okay well that is yeah shut up [ __ ] you got [ __ ] stomped I'm underleveled shut up Yap yap yap PhD in yapping does it look like I give a [ __ ] Johnny's been looks smon look at him he doesn't give a [ __ ] about what you think oh for [ __ ] sake hey man great job at beating the boss having another dry you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you you were waiting for that weren't you okay okay [ __ ] second beer has hit my lips sir a third beer has hit my lips thanks for to the dollar [ __ ] Elijah I need you to know I genu I'm being so for real right now I hate you I [ __ ] hate you what the [ __ ] is this testicle looking ass thing on my f on my screen think about it imagine if Jonathan scungle we've been trying to reach you about your l w F's extended warranty so I don't know where melon is I really don't know where she is but you know who I know where she is Ronnie so do you see the dilemma I am dealing with I have to go past this entire thing Beat the Boss up there and go talk to [ __ ] ronie buddy oh my [ __ ] God I hate I hate women I'm going to I'm going to I you know what I think I don't want to play this game anymore I think I don't want to be a YouTuber I don't want what is the why why did I put this in here why did I put this in here Elden ring crashed okay damn it's unfortunate that it crashed make sure to have another drink thumbs up Elijah Elijah I need you to I need you to I'm going to tell you something really really important right now okay something really important I have to tell you kindly like like seriously seriously bro I need something I need to tell you something go [ __ ] yourself I got a glock in My Rari why did I make this rule okay so first of all onehanded TR whatever jumping attacks okay okay sure sure jumping attacks and range to get blind I can't see the [ __ ] screen what the [ __ ] I can't even read chat I'm okay I four I can hear something I can hear something guys fun fact did you know that having a brain can lead to getting brain cancer [ __ ] crazy good thing I don't have to worry about that cuz I don't [ __ ] have one I got to get a call from my work later today I have to lock in later I act I actively have to lock in later I'm not even joking I have to text someone back about a job interview those eyes tell a story damn [ __ ] right look at that he's telling the whole story attack and Dodge swi you're a [ __ ] you're you're you're a dick okay bro bro bro bro sit down sit down [ __ ] sit down mate have you considered sitting down okay well now I have to aim my shots I never thought I'd see the day where I had to aim my [ __ ] to hit things correctly don't clip that don't take that out of context don't do not do not take that out of context I swear to God watch this okay okay okay uh I need you to sit this move sucks this move sucks bro is getting ready to startop fisting shut up you're right but shut up so guys we did it we reached the spot where I can't leave so to recap I'm a dumbass I didn't just figure that out I'm just reiterating and I just spilled [ __ ] alcohol over my goddamn [ __ ] keyboard you're kidding hold on [ __ ] sake stop calm down are you if [ __ ] is like listening to me and then immediately making no stop stop it's my [ __ ] keyboard is broken one shut up shut up I'm mad enough I'm mad enough you know what I think you know what you know I think of you right now [ __ ] off [ __ ] off that's what shut up I was going to say that joke for later but no [ __ ] off there's a good thing that I uh I plan for this one in advance intelligence weapon know usually you'd think that'd be uh that' be one of the starves down here but uh oh no no no no 24 intellect on this sword uh so I'm going to use this bye-bye am I cheating the system yes do I care not really I have three big men all searching for me right now average Fanboy in a Discord server for real okay so there's there's one there I can see that [Laughter] why did he do that is he stupid he's having a good he's having a he's having a [ __ ] look okay dude dude holy [ __ ] okay my life just flashed before my [ __ ] eyes there I won't even lie shut up [Laughter] nerd oh my God I'm about to die okay o mate hold on you don't need to be doing all that shut up well I I'm pressing Dodge I I I am so angry I am so angry I'm pressing Dodge I hate this boss man I hate this boss so much are you [ __ ] are you [ __ ] kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me well no consumables which means none of these right uh I can't heal so I'm not doing that boss again I'm not doing that until I get a different [ __ ] thing I'm not coming back here I'm doing something goddamn else okay my control button is broken but it did just hit a sick Auto Parry are you I [ __ ] dodged I dodged I was mid Dodge what is this [ __ ] do Dark Souls 2 was I not mid Dodge editor Jack show that footage was I am I coping oh my God oh my God no no please you're telling me a shrimp fry this rice you're telling me a Jonathan scrungle this Lobster oh [ __ ] anyone in chat mewing right now anyone anyone up me doing some looks maxing would you guys still watch me if I was a worm would you guys still uh would you guys still love me if I was a wor would I still be your favorite streamer oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh okay well I sure I can do this no I can't no I can't I very much can't okay that that was unnecessary that was uncalled for there's no need for all that all that come on man oh look at that look at that that's all the looks maxing and the the the me and everything I'm just so good I'm so gooded at this game I don't even need a lock on I very much do I very much need a lock on please give it back to me bro he kind of chill don't worry about my dog bro he kind of chill dude pit bulls are just bricks that love you okay okay War myself up War myself up okay uh hello do you uh goon with those four hands dude every time that kick drum goes in I can quite literally feel my brain pulser it what the [ __ ] is Doom music dude like Mick Gordon had to like be putting crack in that soundtrack for sure the Doom music is actually kind of distracting me cuz I literally have just sitting here like damn [ __ ] that that [ __ ] goes hard swear to God if I get artillery dropped on me I'm going to yep I knew it I knew it was going to [ __ ] happen I was like I I'm calling it I know it's coming torrent I swear to God I need you now I need you right the [ __ ] now bud thank you oh my goodness I'm so stupid I am so so stupid I did I rig it I don't know maybe maybe not what I do know is that I go unpunished except for the alcohol abuse that uh that's probably something no hey buddy whereit your [ __ ] turn I'm busy right now hey buddy why you come over here why is what hey Buddy Buddy Buddy Buddy Buddy Buddy Buddy Buddy hey look look check this are you you're joking oh my [ __ ] God I hate this wolf I hate this wolf so godamn much this wolf is genuinely one of the worst bosses in this [ __ ] game now I need heal instead I'm going to get [ __ ] shot by some [ __ ] oh look at that I I hit I hit oh that fit check this outfit sucks this is this is genuinely one of the worst [ __ ] ones I've come up with bro I got to go I I'm sorry but I I have sorry I have prior appointments I got to head out bro oh [ __ ] no no no no I'll be honest I did not know they did that I thought their [ __ ] was like a pulse we have to just watch a whole ass ad the whole bit here was just that I was going to be the whole bit was just going to be hey look I put Tik tok's like subway surface [ __ ] on St we're just watching like 20 minutes of YouTube ads nope I'm interacting [ __ ] off oh was the last one like I got to take a portal to are you are you [ __ ] kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me the tiniest goddamn Gap what what are you what what the [ __ ] oh you're [ __ ] joking it's it's right here oh maybe I am stupid oh my God this is officially and dear moment dear moment dear moment top and bottom text and now a dear moment okay they had wolf moment too editor Jack put all of that at the top of the screen [ __ ] you dude what the [ __ ] valheim looking mad different question does he bleed answer [ __ ] if I know and then bam bam and missed both of them awesome ooh look at that man versus Beast Man win grug win Jonathan scrungle stands undefeated all right well that's cool big ass deal [Music]