Dustborn (The Dojo) Let's Play

[Music] well hey everybody and welcome back to the dojo right here on rage select I'm Jeff Jeff is that me in the driver's seat ah I'm a man to get the [ __ ] out of my way like the colored hair the septum piercing the glasses y I don't know I don't know this is called dust born this is like a a new thing I I think it's some kind of like comic book Choose Your Own Adventure I mean it's definitely bookie it's got the little thing on the side yeah there's something 125 miles north of Purity well like I'm a lot further than that from Purity tell oh [ __ ] sorry kid this is not the best way to begin a story are you okay okay hey I like the way this story's getting started you're the one who got us into this you you [ __ ] you Fu trying to help need to yell not dragging us my arm isn't doing so good no I'm not okay I'm the opposite is her arm broken it's bleeding a bit worse for where but we are alive okay for how long hold it interrupt should we cut in kid to be fair let's try it please guys we have a solid plan good J in and out before anyone realizes we're there you said I lose my cool bad things happen when I lose my cool but God damn they're getting on my nerves into their [ __ ] arms stop it if that's a plan hold to use our Vo I never what's a Vox superow more than grab the thing and shut the hell up oh [ __ ] oh wow okay hello say hello to the words The Power of Words kid stop bickering please okay I know we're all pretty shaken up it's kind of like um emotionally and physically with a purple man right you say stuff and then they have to like do it do it yeah um that power is horrifying yeah I want it nov SC fine better than fine we'll be free I wouldn't abuse that sort of power I would say like And subscribe Everyone likes and subscribes yeah I would just create one video called the truth about Mr Beast and then I would say like And subscribe rage select that's you can talk again well that was uncomfortable do that o what what what is that ta used hers to block us oh okay feel my adrenaline uhhuh fascinating who's this [ __ ] guy put on a shirt under your leather jacket you're going to blast your nips man y wait oh she's got like rock arms they're like the uh she they're like the Hipster Fantastic 4 over here hell yeah and that's like Emma Frost in the back seat so she got rock hands that guy's got chest hair Powers he does have a shirt on underneath it's just button for Korean popular music kop just K-pop stands for Korean popular music k-pops oh she got a metal she got a robot arm somebody got something with their arm but maybe turn it down on my side fine this a really interesting art style it's really smooth for what it is uh yeah I kind of like it oh and I like her look at her tattoo with the moth yeah it glowed when she used her power nothing barely a scratch I've seen a lot worse do you have healing powers can you do it oh it's gaslighting but it feels better what is she able to like Gaslight you is her power gaslighting this is the most Millennial of all Adventures okay what is your XB x what oh did it talk anything on the about a daring Heist committ by tap to preview hold to speak attrative oh so they did like they did a a robber GL came along there's only a few people uh can trust in the world okay I wonder if her powers are like air based for saving my ass back there I like your ass I wasn't going to let anyone mess with it oh speaking of a bloody mess does the arm still hurt yes yeah well it keeps bleeding it that soon before it gets infected get you infected knows okay God all this tomor no May them 37 entrepreneur investor on again off again partner permanently off comp book collector hopeless romantic vocals cancel out strong emotions excellent for gaslighting so she can like calm people oh that's cool so are they all the little triangle symbol on their neck is a a symbol for air and I thought oh they can fly or something and no they're just [ __ ] wicens or something all vocal Powers you're being very quiet Theo yeah Theo uh wait one or more dialog options will not be available forever if you don't feel rushed just the natural part of how dialoges work okay TR I thought that was robot trucks is that like RoboCop's like Uncle further until you know the place lost I think going to Nova Scotia another half hour oh okay if I had a long neck I would oh holy [ __ ] Siro he 42 software engineer Soulful guitarist boss man not really well groomed he's not really that welled well look at the look at the bottom of his beard on his neck that [ __ ] does not equal well groomed you got to get that [ __ ] off there you get it off there uh Man of Mystery or a giant door cuz you hadde no vocal Powers he basic not anomal an anomal okay so they're well yes okay so they're jzy because they're making everything they're shortening everything he's 42 so he's definitely not jenzy a all right he's like a millennial he'd be a millennial yeah yeah uh tap to preview hold for more options so the 37y old oh yeah I'm a millennial next week uh look at we should treat this whole experience as the ultimate American road trip adventure all right little cat jacket Crossing an entire continent if only we weren't being chased byy Millennials with superpowers gross Gen X with super mowers is just uh mysterymen with sing Ben still and Gina no 13 with that horrible like Lord comic yeah where uh all the girls look like porn stars and all the men look like Bruce cell you mean Scott Campbell Scott Campbell's art is that what you're talking about Z she her 31 artist gig economy proletariat best friend insecure High strong occasional drama queen can alter her body with her vocals so B okay so is she like do she have like Vitiligo or is that like I she has viigo both or okay cuz she doesn't have Rock hands now so it's clearly just the way her skin is interesting or maybe it's like pissed off cat patch on her jacket yes and 33 con artist and grudgingly Desperately Seeking Liberty Hardy headstrong resourceful doesn't make friends easy vocals provoke strong emotions so I guess oh so one like neutralizes and the other one creates right and and then what's her face the FR like she can alter her body with the voal and other dude doesn't have any powers so just I'm just handsome so wait what do they steal they did [Music] Z oh [ __ ] they got a they got the moon roof open feeling grateful feeling grateful or gratefully feel the [ __ ] is up with your little hearts oh oh what's up with the little question marks he's got the question marks switch that [ __ ] up take a sip you a caffeine headache coming on take a still drink ah God absolutely not is that Starbucks I only drink Fair Trade Fair Trade blend with uh soy soy milk uh switch it up hey leave music Alone [ __ ] I love this song see what the hell who the hell is listening to the radio come on you're stream Spotify I do in fact listen to the radio and my favorite thing is to listen to uh Austin's new oh you're singing with the song we don't know those ones we know like the course what the fu this is kind of cool like I kind of like it like I'm top of the world looking down on [Music] creation they this a pretty good like fimily song right yeah there are good ways to [Music] die o behind us the pop B they're after us oh boy lights on they're after us oh [ __ ] is that like a that's like a highway patrol cop it's like a bre go we can handle the police can't we like use our superpowers put the in a safe place the cargo this what the [ __ ] is that you know what cops do to people is that like a beanie baby why are you holding it up so the cops can see it in there they're going to see it in there we don't even know what they want what do you think they want better to make a run for it Than Just Surrender oh jeez happen if we try to escape you think God damn it I ride Sho I don't know a damn thing about cars no we can't outrun them sigh pull over right now do not pull over if we pull over we oh do we have to make the decision on this one I don't know you're not even godamn how do we handle her done listening to you you're stressing me out please wait why was if we're going to act we need to act now notification means we're about to make a choice that will affect our comic book important what do we do how do I make a choice I don't know there you go push your block what prison I wasn't made for prison what's block maybe we can make her pull over we need to make a red for okay I want I let's pull over the car oh boy the cops yeah just is there not a shoulder oh hey what's up what the windows what I'm not acting guilty you're acting guilty this the worst thing in the world you I could sorry I'm this I'm allergic to Pork I mean [ __ ] what out of the step out of the vehicle oh push block trigger what's that if nothing else he can stop him from drawing his weapon what I said we get him to back off a bit give us some space let's try to give him some space back off uh-oh that might have been a problem out of the car out of the car long hairit the vehicle oh boy officer watch the word uh oh no oh no no no no no no sir sir you need oh well the problem seemed to have solved itself Jes drive drive sigh now uh you don't think that he's got like a dash cam that's running have partner uh guess not oh hey there was a shoulder well that's that was [ __ ] up that was pretty [ __ ] up wow his body is nowhere to be found he got Regina georged if we hadn't if I he got Final Destination well it's too late now maybe if you learned how to [ __ ] talk to a cop yeah it's got to put on your customer service voice you guys it's really useful to have a customer service voice uh hello officer how can I help you today we need to stay calm getting caught speeding won't do us much good I don't we just have the other cup pull us over stop you still got the cargo right in my shirt go flying out of my bra bra what you're worried about it looks like a little guy in a hat look like a beanie baby all of this for that [ __ ] thing I'll give you a [ __ ] thing this reminds me of like what I actually wanted out of like a Telltale Game uh I'm never driving again I'm done girl girl girl girl girl I don't want to like die today Sao we'll make it oh [ __ ] she's gone can I give me an option tell her open your eyes I've had it up to here with being alive you and me both so keep moving we will be worth it at the end um are you are we just letting are we just Tyler diring this or Tesla is this a self-driving car oh maybe so the Pacifica Forest rainforest Silo 127 to 140 okay nice this really like plopped us down right in the middle uh yeah I like that all right that was I guess that was chapter one so oh does it oh it does a little like recap oh nice sa is driving and pax's riding shotgun perceived by the Pisco they go over Pax us her vocal on the cop but pushing the officer caused him to draw his gun and get crushed by a robo truck okay oh wait and you can go to the individual little panels oh and it tells you the stats 64% of players made the pullover 11% uh oops so bad decision I like her little the crew made their escape all right so then we well now we're cop killers well I can't be blamed for what a robo truck does that's right that Robo that's my defense when I let the Transformers murder people when I sue Elon Musk that's going to be my defense I cannot be held responsible for what your robot SE 27th 2030 2030 all right flashback she wearing a shirt that says flashback is this a flashback he wearing a shirt that says FL hey guys I'm using a controller uh let's see what do we got I love uh take a moment poster above the bed that says z z z like you're sleeping that's [ __ ] cute this from time to time we even slept in it okay so let's see what else do we got here her um tattoo mhm makes her stomach look like it's a belt thing you know what I mean like it adds the it just I don't like it give her more tattoos more or less one of the two you can't do what you're doing okay what do we got here no no okay all right whose house oh this is I guess house it's like John Wick's house not loving the music gnome tough cookies this is my place to cookies oh okay you have a poster of yourself in your own place I believe that uh this would be a painting you have a kear I want him touching anything I know they paid a fortune for this trust me kid I told them exactly how I feel about it he is waiting on our decision what is the right Mouse button for Zoom Man play the kear fingers off the that's a collector's item can I play it oh wait no I want to play it oh I guess this [ __ ] apart I hate to rush you but what can I continue oh are we going to go back to the the scene of the crime what is that sweatshirt that she's wearing like a Sasquatch or something it looks like a Mickey Mouse with the ears ripped off this looks like a character from skin Marine you of all people so hot to Trop huh you're rich noome I mean look at that [ __ ] view look at the view you don't need the money be surprised backyard trees anyone discovers what I am all of this goes away in an instant okay besides you're my only friends hereit what what was that what would I do without you what's that home goinging thing taking job I'm dirt pour and word for table scraps from Tech Bros [ __ ] three of us likely to be outed you know what happens when I get stressed uh you're so annoying finish your discussion not yet Theo get out of here Theo [ __ ] go back to your corner Theo we're at done it's ladies afternoon do the risks outweigh the benefits I spent the last 16 years living in fear being exposed this job would get us out of here so we can finally be free you're both right one day one wrong word someone makes a call in the corner staring down get out of here Theo I can hear you hearing us standing next to the banana it also wouldn't hurt to make some serious money like sigh my head's barely above water even with our little scams is all table scrap you really not think of a way to make money with your [ __ ] crazy power I believe you're not supposed to have powers oh there's no future in what if you just tell somebody like hey give me all the money they'll know they got pushed and then forget that I told you to give me all the money I don't think you could be that specific Jeff I heard a rumor that you gave me all of your money and to not have to worry about being thrown in jail or worse you think we can trust him him know he's odd uhhuh but good odd like dvo like a dorky dad like d yeah I think he's legit he's legit dvo could you push him to I'm sure it comes withit whatever tell the truth the yeah I don't know can we trust you and he's like so far she's pretty much just used her power for like shut up and stop and back off yeah she literally said back off and that guy backed his ass into a truck right okay Theo you can come back in now you're allowed to sit yeah but only on the only on the uh love seat not on the sofa we're in all of us Amanda uh where do we start I hate the sort of shirt that Theo is wearing with a fiery passion I hate that it's white if it was like blue or red I think it would look like a normal shirt but that white makes it look like a prospector's pajamas the button up well first off he's got the sleeves rolled up on like oh do not knock the [ __ ] sleeve roll up first of all and I don't understand those buttons there's no reason for them there's no reason to have them I don't know why do polo shirts have buttons there's no reason for them to have buttons either you ever see me wearing a shirt with buttons at the top unless they go all the way down to the bottom you can rip that thing apart all the way up all the way down halfway you just like need just like your titties need to breathe calm down all right I need to pretend like I'm in a strip show and just rip that [ __ ] off and expose also Jeff's shirts the buttons are all snaps because he's constantly ripping the ripping them off Pearl snaps on every shirt all right our Ro it used to be velcro but it was kind of embarrassing when he I got caught in my hair the scratchy side would just get hooked on my my chest hair catch a nip just rip that [ __ ] right off like a strip of no hair in the middle of your CH looks like i' been looks like I've been waxing all right wait we in The Silo 94 wasur something more oh we're on a tour bus now uh I it's like a greyhound Cruiser oh no we're on a tour we're doing a tiny home walk through love it Jack y jack up what's going on what oh it's like a voice activated uh Jack take a deep breath I'm going to try and pull you out stop stop my arms CAU you break it don't stop stop you need to do something okay get the Jack freaking out what do we do get the Jack oh wait uh he's getting the Jack asked gnome to keep her calm keep her calm workc on it hey uh Luna help out do you have a degree in electric engineering no how about you sir Sai what hold the bus up we need to raise this Sai I need you to do this for me okay uh-huh how does that work she's in the cutest [ __ ] outfit I've ever seen we'll get you out what is come on baby okay [ __ ] that's heavy what I'm still stuck can't you get it any higher I'm barely able to keep it level what this thing the [ __ ] is that I don't know oh there's a pair of grabby hands try rebooting the yub Y yyu Hub the yub yubs there you go the terminal the yub Nubs the yub Nubs but how does Rock make her stronger I think it's just a visual for us to know that she's stronger uhhuh like when she put the rock on her legs through legs girl you got a lot of leg meat for somebody who's not utilizing any of the leg I have no IDE I'll find it wait the wireless router I know what a router looks like yeah God hang on I don't tell me robot robot that's not a router that's a robot I think it wants you to a robo router we're working on it did you cause this Ruckus kick him it's your lucky day rust bucket what is that an antenna did you break an antenna oh for the router oh wait what am I supposed to do oh I'm supposed to like find the uh uh there you go hey think we have network access again thank you I'll give it a try why would you have a Luna systems rebooted voice command should work again why why was that Jack not under the bus in the first place or did it like [ __ ] up and like walked away finally [ __ ] me that destroyed my look to your 30s girl don't pull yourself out [ __ ] just kidding just kidding still stuck no she said pull me out boots that match your pants or do your already have the cutest outfit ever all the way down on top of your boots or do you have that's the last time I'm ever trusting the YuYu Voice Assistant with anything I would not trust a voice activated car jack ever 20 30 I don't give a [ __ ] I would trust it then that's only in like what six years I wouldn't trust that [ __ ] in six years that's fair what lady we didn't do anything the officer walked into the road the Pacific Authority officer was killed accidentally squashed by a robot truck after waving down your car y they weren't looking for you before they definitely are now cool the car Off the Grid it can't be tracked you can't risk it you need to leave Pacifica today if you plan to make it into the Republic that wasn't the deal you know neither was the dead cop deal that's fair honestly true you're kicking us out seriously that's you think I wanted this I'm grateful for the help and I'm doing what the hell is that make it's a very Saucy Drink Machine over there it's too risky we need to get you across the border today Nova Scotia will understand ah Canada Theo there's a weave terminal downstairs you can make contact with Nova sco there keep talking about Nova scoia like it's a person the robot a full give noas sco call maybe it is a person you just call hello novas scoia speaking oh hey guys how's it going press one for Nova sco ACR the wearing that shirt and the open bullet wound I'm probably doing fine but yeah we should probably get this hole in my arm plugged yes stubborn or not there's more on the line than her health no lot resting on your mission lucky for you we have a dock downstairs short of critical injuries it gets you know the only the only uh dissonance in this story uh is that everything is actually spelled correctly um like Doc would be spelled like DC or something like that I don't think so I just ch Nova Scotia and then we'll be on the road to maybe it's even riskier to leave right away defer to Theo on this one starting our journey EAS early that's unhappy with the decision probably diing into that yeah see about that she got like a Deadpool a yellow Deadpool thing going on on her Luna's probably right I mean I'm kind of with Luna on the like if we're in this Robo future full of like surveillance cameras then somebody probably saw that car get pulled over even if they don't know that you ran away oh P's choice of words has nudged Theo towards okay buddy one of three possible kodas kodas affect your personal relationships and have new dialogue branching narratives and character endings press to act I don't I don't have C on my controller you guys is that it no um is it the select button left bumper right bumper d-pad ah okay okay buddy while the's our manager administrator we're allowed to get closer as peers maybe also as friends is appreciate say uh buddy okay b or okay Dad uh and then what home going maybe someday The Outsider the idea of home and thinking more about the idea of home or at least the idea of home okay way of the Mind our girl is learning from the masters of masquerade she's controlling her emotions using her head instead of her heart and fist but she losing herself in the process way of the Heart Way of the Fist okay oh so it's like so it's kind of like which direction direction you push them so she's yeah okay thanks P the elevator's waiting we should probably get going I like the way that the sign now says like one day without accident yeah this what it says thanks Karen why I don't understand the [ __ ] did Karen do [ __ ] Karen I guess she doesn't reset it to zero for today all right whoop couldn't your people have used their powers to diffuse the situation with the cop I said back off my vocals turn my body to literal Stone I'm not sure how that would have helped yeah and I can use my box to uh Gaslight the cop pulled a gun on us before I could speak this is kind of like that new warriors uh thing that everybody got so mad about a few years back her power is like Gaslight do we have like Gaslight gatekeep girl boss over here or uh I only gave him a little push we tried to warn him about the you should have used your powers about that truck are only good for short cons making other people feel bad oh situation like that my options are limited okay okay well I'm sorry for assuming that you should be what happened happened now we have to get you guys out of here before the we like a missile silo why can't we stay here seems like there's a lot of places to hide here she didn't want the heat she don't want the fuzz yeah but sure they're going to um they're going to search this place anyway let's get you patched up yellow you grow weed down here [ __ ] yeah give me a minute I need the toilet down the corrid to your right through the you're the one we're down here trying to [ __ ] fix yep The Weave terminal in here get past the weed wait here hey guys is this worth it Noe other Arrow oh okay very much the same very in San Francisco I won't be long oh don't worry you look like you're suffering more than me I'll wait wait who's that you think of that Luna is that a guy back there trust her can we talk about it later oh sure yeah hey hello just uh I'm saying you terrible track record and they exploit gig workers oh God do I have to hit a button to should I be worried about there's so much talking in this game yeah oh geographic center of the United States what oh something's happening this how they got their powers am I the chosen one oh my God resettlement for refugees what is that kid we need to sleep soon uh-huh you okay in there yeah who was like the narrator is she prant right out maybe good question I know the character in that new um uh quiet place game that they're making is pregnant that was interesting cuz I was thinking of just like how many games have I played with a pregnant with an actually pregnant character so she just she said um kid we need to get some sleep soon and the implication I could go first what can I say I'm aous [ __ ] tap to holler at to crew which button is that where you at okay see hit that to kind of find where they all are at yeah I recomend I'm fine probably something I I was talking about the gaping hole in your arm but okay sure yeah happy to hear your bowels are good yeah maybe get yourself patched up now let's see run where is it on my way to get it fixed you know you're not alone in this has that pushed her more into that like home sick I think so went through last night don't worry I can handle it why you so mean to that not your responsibility anymore n me is just trying to be here for you bisexal yeah or no nonbinary nonbinary Shing AED just walking away from this huh oh I guess so made her more of a loner I was just trying to get the hole in my I was trying not to argue with you and get like you know myself patched up uh you're missing the point U is actually contributing to the wait where the hell is the SI yeah I didn't give you an arrow for it I guess maybe I just have to like look through these they look very similar okay I guess that one doesn't work um I'm sorry what were you saying I don't remember not know me oh uh if they are [Music] masculine instead of feminine could they be the other parental unit too cuz the implication is that these two had a relationship yeah except Pax is being really negative towards not just because of the way we're playing but like also so kind of snippy with the person and and the dialogue and everything is very like we were on again off again but now we're permanently off it's like is this one of those in the movie where they get pregnant and they're like we're not I don't like you now cuz you impregnated me like it was some intentional thing yeah I don't know good question where's the other guy yo Theo is on there okay so it um go find Theo and see if he'll take you to the is that where the hospital is oh oh there's like an outer ring okay but we've had some connection issues that's okay that's like the weave thing okay I was trying to nope really all right we're in here now uh this is where I live chns have spot there's a bunch of dots on stuff was that a present 1984 bywell can we look at the thing oh uh D key oh it's a US speaky this is our multi-million dollar lottery ticket okay enough so who's that what do we got here a librarian's Manifesto apparently this is a book that inspired the movement really what movement you guys are really like I you know how I'm all about like don't don't exposit to me I can use a little bit more Exposition pardon me okay yes let's get me patched up take me to the patch door oh it's here hello I am doc oh is it just that white box oh your name's Pax right I'm Luna let's check the damage okay bam hold still this might Hur you think it's an official guy Fury shirt or no Emerald an official Emerald shirt yeah Zoom to enable interaction I don't know which okay interact while zoomed to add a topic to conversation get a dock same place that's helping you across the Republic Nova scoia pulled some strings or paid some bribes I don't know what we do without it uhhuh we get a lot of people coming across from the Republic and some are in a bad State it's like a like a blood pressure thing hooked to a cell phone he's just supposed to heal you he's got a touch screen boop boop boop boop boop you're better now seems like that would be incredibly painful if you put that on a gunshot wound and then started pushing on the screen it was like tapping your arm God push lighter will get you patched up in no time will my arm recover should be good as new this machine's top of the line doesn't look top of the line if I'm being honest we need to load the bus with supplies for the library [ __ ] the book there that a donut right there man son of a [ __ ] there was Donuts at my job and I didn't grab one before I left [ __ ] I just remembered just like in the middle you've been over here for several hours we recording and you're just like there were Donuts like two hours ago I like we just R out of about an hour before I left for work and I was like I'm going to grab a donut on my way out cuz I'm going to get coffee I'll have a donut I forgot my donut OK tell me about the anomals we prefer anomals not Divergence anals I think the last one that passed through was two three years ago I used to get you can get like a cake donut at Starbucks and I used to get those with my coffees but then I switched to uh I used to get cookies they didn't have cookies I get like cake donuts and then when they didn't have um but then I I looked online and I switched it to little matal that they give you just cuz it has less sugar than a full ass donut or a huge chocolate chip cookie so I don't like cakey Donuts anyway Nar SK what's your donut of choice next to about um probably like uh pink frosting with sprinkles on it but just like regular just regular Homer Simpsons St but like I it's so rare that I'm like a donut person cuz it's a breakfast food and I don't like sweets for breakfast uh the cops here could be trouble you folks stay here don't go anywhere I want to go places let doc finish up and please get yourself a shirt from the break room table you can't cross the border looking like a serial killer I look like a serial killer look like a serial killer um break room break room or talk to the cop the copper paciic cops Pacific cops if it's just the cops no look a purity security detail Purity security oh man getaway car where's the car dismantled and destroyed all part of the plan oh [ __ ] they did that [ __ ] fast all right this does not look like a raid if they even suspected we were here they would have brought like did you see somebody go past nope I'm just I've been busy making the icons on my desktop way too big have Place surrounded feel like you guys should invest in a better is that an Xbox sorry like what like an old Dell if they decide to search the place we'll be safe in the library uhhuh Lor is designed to hide fugitives okay maybe let the crew know what's happening soon as the cops leave we should be on our way so we got we need a shirt we need to tell the crew what's happening break room Theo over here P now I don't know where Theo is uh oh they're both in the C others no this is you know what this is a really good like implementation of this kind of game right like and I think happening unwelcome visitors I really appreciate the subject matter and the kind of original way that it's put together as opposed to one of the problems I had with Telltale over the years was that they just ended up being like uh everything okay here's Jurassic Park here's Mad Max Fury Road here's Batman here's like the you know it was all like tyeing stuff it wasn't original so uhoh what's going on just let me stay in here no no no no no no no no no don't push her I think what's going on with you what's going are you serious yeah we just did Heist on the Puritans yeah and then that [ __ ] cop gets pumped by a [ __ ] Robo truck robot truck way of the heart what's going on [ __ ] you Pax that's what's going on on uh-huh okay well um keep listening I get it today's been a lot not just the cop thing I'm staying I'm done no no NOP NOP no come on no huh out the big guns I guess go find the shirt cuz I'm worried they're going to like come in and get you and you're going to be bloody is there uh she said it was in the break room and this is a break room I think you need to look in a different spot uh okay got some jerky like in on that table over there do you see Pizza uh more books oh Justice for All number one what is that nuts uh it might be part of the end of like the scene might not be something we can do before then maybe give me the Pizza open the box the pizza pizza pizza kid eat the Co pizza ah yeah I know the I know like the the [ __ ] X-Men cops are outside but like you got to have time for pizza what um what do you want from me huh what is that there's no time for stop her from spiraling little push m j her out of whatever this if I come along I'm just worried she's going to fight you and it's going to become a mess up big blck trigger I don't know what do you think I have no idea without me please don't push I feel like push is the wrong thing start blocking it's too late stop it you need to take a moment to pull yourself together we need you uh no knows how to calm people down oh yeah okay let's try that hey know you know one of these days you could try just talking to people I did talking to people D you're feeling better right oh yeah gas light I know what you're doing and I'm not saying it's bad but it's also not not bad I know's right Pax you could talk to me instead of using them to manipulate I'm sorry that you're a grown ass [ __ ] woman who can't handle her own emotions you guys are in your 30s manad like get you're not going to win yeah you're not getting a man at Jeff be like oh have your emotions yeah oh I'm sorry did we pick like six like backto back options to [ __ ] make you feel better and listen to you before trying anything yep uh just false a false uh alarm what did you say it like that Theo you could have done better exactly what I need right now some boxes to left go lift some boxes sigh that you're not joking Sai I generally tend a man I generally tend to have people there you go now you have a shirt ah there we go oh we get to pick between the Unicorn or the tiny little robot dream uh it says dream big or I say tiny robot tiny robot a robot a robot oh it's also pink what is it say it's cute though whates it say I think it just says hello it says Boop oh I think it says Boop that seems right can I zoom oh yeah Boop okay cute uh yeah I uh saw people like sigh are people that I tend to know but not like I it would never be like hey do you want to do a heist with sigh like no no thank you it just it's always [ __ ] crazy where it's like I can't believe you didn't jump through as many Hoops as humanly possible to Cal me down it's like maybe you jump some [ __ ] Hoops to calm down maybe you calm down a little bit I can't you I can't believe you use the calm down powers to calm me down instead of having a 40-minute conversation while the [ __ ] witch Hunters were up there like uh sniffing around the place it'll get you ACR the oh anyway we out of time so yeah anyway Sor we became wildly unempathetic as quickly as humanly possible this is pretty on par for Jeff and I somebody's like I just can't we're like I work at a job I've had a job I need you to do what I say I didn't come here to make friends I came here to oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] like a recorder what's going on over there all right are you guys okay oh I can go over there anyway like And subscribe let us know what you think down in the comments and is this a kear band what is that instrument what is that oh it's like a little drum thing oh it's what is AAR a barar it's not really the best way to play the drums like with like tapping your fingers okay anyway anyway like subscribe let us know what you think down in the comments then go to patreon.com raite helps out kick us some bugs get some bonus videos join us in the Discord we'll be more empathetic there that's right probably there was one time where somebody in the Discord was like look I'm 20 and I'm tired of you guys telling me how much piece of [ __ ] I am and it's like no no no baby we haven't even begun yes yes trust me on this one uh I would never be crappy to somebody's face if Sai was at my house right now freaking out a man and I would stop recording and do whatever to calm them down so true it sucks isn't it yeah and then afterwards we would complain about it like yeah like we were just by ourselves like uh never to somebody's face but we would complain about it later like um anyway what a pitch what what good people we are don't you want to come help us come on do it you know you want to we'll see you tomorrow then a video bye everybody Bye by