👉 Let’s talk about Laura Loomer… #lauraloomer #trump #politicalhumor #politicalsatire #fypage

well folks oranga fonia schlumper MC has a new Barnacle well maybe more accurately a parasite and he's obviously not a particularly choosy host he'll let anyone with the appropriate Parts feed off of him as long as they whisper sweet nothings in his miraculously resurrected ear yeah a stir named Laura lomer has attached herself to the orange savior she's a one woman for onean show and she sure likes to tell H Laura lomer fancies herself a journalist and not a hateful hack in the same way a cyber truck fancies itself a car and not an identifier of douchebags both took the overconfident pervasively revolting and delusionally unself-aware approach to get to relevance because who cares if you stand out for being gross as long as people are looking yeah well you've probably heard Laura lomer has led her prickly little self into the lap of the lunatic running for president and Republicans are a little concerned they're worried because Laura lummer is a freaky decky nasty dinkus like Anne couter but even more culty Laura lomer is known as a social media instigator well nah she's known as an but her tactics often involve instigating on social media where she does have more than a million followers Yeah couple examples stand out like just before the debate when Laura tweeted if kamla Harris wins the White House will smell like Curry and become a poorly run customer service hotline H prior to that she also accused KLA Harris of having so many abortions that she damaged her uterus or or this tweet hey at Joe Biden I know your dementia has eaten your brain worse than Bose but your degenerate son Hunter isn't Jill's son Hunter is the son of your dead wife neia you know the one you were cheating on with Jill Biden that's lalicious for you H she hits you like a punch while you catch your breath let me clarify Joe married Jill 5 years after his first wife died Hunter was 6 years old six there was no Affair and Jill sure as became Hunter's mom well most Americans who their brains founded a little sus for Luma Lama dingdong to attend this year's ceremony commemorating 9/11 wouldn't you know it laur's licking take on 9/11 was that it was an inside job staged in part by Donald Rumsfeld in order to take over the National Security bureaucracy so it probably didn't feel so good for all the relatives of the poor souls who lost their lives in the tragedy to see the person who has effectively punched them all standing next to the former president you know in the same way it doesn't feel good for parents Across the Nation to see congressmen and women wearing AR-15 pins in the halls of government H well Luma Lama isn't just a keyboard Warrior she performs live too yeah she came to Fame by chaining herself to the door at Twitter's New York office in protest for being banned for posting conspiracy theories about mass shootings the other Elon reinstated her because of course he did one time lumer convinced several random men she met at Home Depot the undocumented kind according to her to jump the fence at Nancy Pelos 's home in Napa and set up a tent to protest immigration she even staged a trump rally outside of a disantis book signing and she said his wife Casey exaggerated her breast cancer diagnosis for sympathy votes H she calls her favorite method of attention seeking looming which is when she Corners a republican sticks a camera in their face and accuses them of being a meanie pants to orangen fun fact Luma Lama's assholery has gotten her banned from Facebook Instagram Lyft Uber PayPal cash app and GoFundMe she even says Fox News won't touch her with a 10-ft pull but that's okay because Orangina loves the way she Strokes his ego Laura ran for a US House seat in Florida in 2020 and 2022 and lost both times WP WP her current goal is an official spot in Orangina Circle not just a friends with photo ops and benefits type of arrangement last spring Orangina wanted to hire Laura but oddly enough some of his AIDS told him that would be a bad idea I guess not everyone advising Orangina hates him H she says she lost 25 lbs since then so she would be presentable enough for her savior so it's likely Orangina could give her another shot at making her access permanent picture that folks Luma Lama would have influence on the dictator psychopath pervy unrestrained Orange monster oh wait she already does H Laura has a show called unmuzzled I mean Unleashed on Rumble but it's been said that she does her best work on true social she's good with Emojis and all caps Laura herself says she doesn't have much of a life and she doesn't date but she thinks that's because she's an islamophobe and not because she's a scab Steve Bannon says he doesn't know anyone who has dedicated her body and soul to Trump and magga the way she has Ashley babbit comes to mind but I digress orina says he doesn't control Laura but let's be honest only women he controls are still willing to stand next to him I mean except for the ones he pays to do it like Melania and most likely ianka even MTG thinks Luma Lama is toxic Mar said Laura's tweet about kamla and Curry in the White House was racist Laura basically called Marge a for that one lindsy Graham tried to step in and Laura called him closeted gay H all standard fair for a pikme princess like Luma llama at this point it's clear Laura would do anything for the infamy of serving Orangina it wouldn't surprise anyone if Laura volunteered herself to be the one he shoots on Fifth Avenue just to prove he wouldn't lose any votes either that or she might offer to travel with Orangina in a uniform that says chosen one just so nobody worries he's assaulting anyone else H every monster needs a Luma Lama in their pocket don't you think mhm yeah well Laura lomer have the day that you deserve