Mr. Boss's Unhinged Moments | Smiling Friends | adult swim

do you Mr Boss take Britney to be your lawfully wetted wife uh no dip and do you Britney take Mr Boss to be your lofly wetted husband I do well that's all I needed to hear that settles it I Now pronounce you husband and Demon no later but I won stop it no oh my God what are you doing uh I I guess we were trying to stab you on the heart what why do you not like me no no we don't no you're evil you're the daughter of Satan you think I'm evil you've misunderstood me are you saying that you didn't suck the boss's life out of and put him into a scary coma so you could take over the business and give it all the Satan no I did do all of that but you didn't have to be so nasty about it [Music] wait what about the boss I I don't get it shouldn't the curse be broken by now wait Charlie I remember reading in that book that the only way to wake someone from the Demon's curse is a kiss of true love all right I'll do it for the boss [Music] no no I'm just with you I'm good I'm good don't do that man I've got a heart condition dude oh come on Charlie don't be like that no dude seriously I have a pacemaker like I I don't I don't mind the joke I but just like not with the heart stuff don't mess with the heart stuff no but all jok's aside thanks for breaking me out of that curse last thing I remember she was sucking a soul right out of my out out of your oh and by the way according to the marriage contract since my wife is is dead I now own 1/4 of Hell cool you know I've realized through all this that I'm just too old to be chasing young hot tail my true love is my work and more importantly my boys I know four employees that I just adore I'm so happy I can see them more cuz we make people smile all day we get to play We get to play do you see this line right here that means that my property starts right here goes all the way that's my for your property starts at the post dude at the post you're stupid go get a survey tell you the same thing that I'm telling you whatever man come here wait is that the boss yep I sold my likeness to be used in this game that's where I've been all week doing motion capture and crap oh that's where you were we thought you went crazy yep guess time when did the results start coming in next few minutes I got tin G says jimal's going to win and if he doesn't then I'll take matters into my own hands I'm just kidding I'll do it though I'm just playing dude no I'm serious but no I I'll actually do it breaking we're just getting this now uh the state of Pennsylvania has just been called for Mr Frog by one single vote Making Mr Frog the president elect of the United States and we're getting confirmation now that the one single vote was from this guy all right well whatever I do now is on glep thanks for coming guys I just got a really exciting job for y'all awesome bab what is it you two now have the privilege of helping the one the only Jared Fogle the subway guy as you guys know we're not allowed to say no to anyone who calls us so yeah you're helping Jared Fogle smile today pretty cool right oh Lord I'm just with you that was too far man Jared Fogle is a genuine Menace absolutely not I did not like that yeah he he's a pedophile oh come on guys it was funny the costume come on no it was it no it was not dude I I did not find that funny I have align with that kind of stuff I don't find that stuff funny I no off dude that's cheap that's just that's low hanging for that one got you yeah the dog face yeah the dog got me good job you love it yeah I do I do you f you know me there it is again let's go Charlie that changed my life I'm not crying because of the movie I'm crying cuz I can't change my face back to normal I don't know what to do I actually have a very exciting job for you too I just ran out of those little metal things that hold paper together the effer they called again you know the thing that's all like paper clips yeah that's it if you could fetch some for me I might have a special reward for you H what's the reward well if I told you it wouldn't be a surprise Alan now would it no I guess not okay I'm going to go get those paper clips then cool cool I really hurt my finger doing that paperclip bit no I saw uh excuse me Mr Boss I got those paper clips you wanted oh thanks Alan well like I promised here's your reward open your hands up son that's a little version of me Alan I want you to have it I I don't really want this I mean I'll I'll take it if you don't want it Alan you want that I mean y sure here take it if that's all right with you Mr Boss if Charlie has it instead I I mean you already gave it to him but it's your gift man do whatever you want with it you want to yeah what's all the commotion out here boys the Snowman came to life there must have been some magic in that old defil I found you mean the daffodils that grow out of my nuclear waste oh I must have missed that living snowman huh H all right I know how to fix this wos no no wait we take care of him really oh okay well I'm going to go to the moon in my Nuclear rocket boots see you boys God he's funny man wow he he's the boss is the funniest guy that I know I think I can say you know what I mean yeah no I know I think I can say that now yeah he's a funny guy I think he should do stand up you know what I'm saying probably not stand up but no he is funny probably stand up yeah no it's just it's harder at e man I've got some good news and some bad news the bad news is I have to let one of you go Tyler you're fired huh what you fired Tyler you fired me too it's fine Charlie I I love your brother let's grab some drinks after work B I love you I'll text you and the good news I'm going to spam Topia to buy a rare magical Jewel that I found on the internet that rocks dude what not rocks is that the guy selling it speaks spamish and I don't speak a of that wacky language oh I speak a little spamish oh great you can be my little translator Pim let's go what all right guys I'm going to need you to look after my 18-year-old son Jason for me until I get back he's super low maintenance but if he needs something he'll let you know so Pim how'd you learn an obscure language like spamish anyway oh I had a pen pal from spam Topia named Oscar when I was a kid I've never actually conversed with someone from spam Topia in person though yeah the only thing I know about these guys is that they're super strict about some silly rules seems like a pretty primitive culture to me welcome toia pleas enjoy day there's one pick here so please please okay please do not make eye contact with anyone this are to us please respect our tradition oh that was nice why can't we look anyone in the eyes though I don't know but I don't want to be here long Oho this place looks fun stay focused Pim we're just here to meet a guy named Mr Jester and buy the magical Red Jewel let's make this quick all right pimp just remember the creepy song don't look him in the eyes I do the talking you do the Translating I okay shouldn't be too hard hello Mr Chester pleased to finally meet you in person uh Mr Chester is saying he has the magical Red Jewel and he's asking if we have the [Music] money himim what do he say uh I don't know sorry Kim tell him to bring out the jewel uh did you just look into my eye that was bad for the kma looking in my ey I sentence you to death Pim calm down I have a solution go on take it bam what is it cyanide it's our only way out take your goddamn P him wait what did you just say a spamish prayer but that's impossible that's my career I invented and I've only ever taught that to wait P wait you're my old pimp pal oh I never thought I'd see you in the flesh oh me neither I can't believe it's you Oscar your letters got me through the hardest years of my life you and your friend can have my magical Red Jewel as a gift wow thank you it's even more beautiful in person that's the jewel we risked our lives for yep it was totally worth it I learned today that all cultures are equal and there's no such thing as a bad culture thank you for showing me the Sol of my wage 10 I formally declare an end to the I rule and all rules for that matter no more rules we should probably Gob Mr B yeah okay no let's let's get out of here as fast as I can what a crazy day huh Pim yeah that was a fun boss and Pim Adventure oh hey guys where's my beautiful boy Jason he died Mr Boss oh my God no no no no oh [Applause] [Music] wait I told you this magical Red Jewel was worth it well yeah I guess it was oh my God thank God that was scary God we didn't kill the baby we didn't kill the baby we didn't kill the baby [Music]