Trump Posts HILARIOUS & EMBARRASSING VIDEO Hawking More 'Trading Cards' of HIM AS A SUPERHERO!

[Music] what is it with the ego on a guy who's super insecure about how he looks and how he presents himself that like Donald Trump he can't be bald he's got to swoop over his hair from the back or the front or whatever weird Matrix like situation he's got going on under there he he puts out these goofy trading cards where he's dressed as a cowboy and a cop and an astronaut and a a superhero it just it's childlike levels of insecurity that run and animate him and he's on his fourth round now of these stupid trading cards that people apparently are buying for $100 a piece and they're not even a physical item it's not like a something you can hold in your hand it's a digital thing they just email you he says in the video which I'm going to play for you and there will be a timer above look I know you don't want to hear his stupid voice I know you don't want to look at his melting face I know but these things are important because you need to be informed but if you're if you can't do it there's a timer above just scroll along until you don't see the timer on and then we'll talk about it after we we look at the video but uh it is it is just absolutely bizarre that there's a portion of people out there that are willing to spend $99 on a JPEG image that gets emailed to them of Donald Trump photoshopped to look like pick your poison I'm going to play this that he posted on social media yesterday on true social it's about 2 minutes or so and then we'll talk about it on the other there's some Banger quotes in here wh what um people are calling it The Knockout suit I don't know if that's true but that's what people people are saying it's so stupid give these to your grandchildren and your your kids they're going to be great very bizarre watch this hello everyone this is your favorite President Donald J Trump with some very exciting news by popular demand I'm doing a new series of trump digital trading cars you all know what they are we've had a lot of fun with them it's called the America First collection 50 all new stunning digital trading cards it's really s something these cards show me dancing and even me holding some Bitcoins here's the best part I'm doing great things for my trump digital card collectors first there's the real physical Trump cards purchase 15 or more of my trump digital trading cards and we'll mail you a beautiful physical trading card it's really I think quite something each physical trading card has an authentic piece of my suit that I wore for the presidential debate and and people are calling it The Knockout suit I don't know about that but that's what they're calling it so we'll cut up The Knockout suit and you're going to get a piece of it and we'll be randomly autographing five of them a true collector's item this is something to give your family your kids your grandchildren number two is to purchase 75 of my trump digital trading cards and you will also be invited to join me for a Gala dinner at my beautiful country club in Jupiter Florida we really have have tremendous dinners with my collectors have a lot of fun together we're going to have a good time I'm keeping my trump digital trading cards at the same price of $99 each we've done that right from the beginning so go to collect Trump cards.com it's really easy to buy you just need an email address and a credit card or crypto you know they call me the crypto president I don't know if that's true or not but a lot of people are saying that so don't miss out go to collect trumpcc cars.com go right now and collect your piece of American History let's have fun together and enjoy my trump cards we're going to have a lot of fun we'll be talking about it for a long time thank you very much have a good time let the fight begin so the grift marches on now two things I want to talk about first with the offers in there that if you buy 15 of these they're calling them nfts but they're not the way I understand nfts and I could be wrong is that they are like a oneoff you're the one person who owns it it's like original art it's like owning an original Picasso there's only one of them not just an image that they created and they email to you maybe I'm wrong but if you buy 15 of them 15 of them for $99 a piece $1,500 then you get the little clearly not the Constitution not something he's a fan of but you get your physical card with Donald Trump on it and then out of all of the thousands that they hope to sell five will be autographed and if you want a chance at going to a Gaya dinner at uh Jupiter uh Florida you'll buy 75 of the digital nfts 75 if you spend $7500 you have a chance but a chance maybe a chance to have dinner with Donald Trump and the rest of the goofy collectors of these trading cards with cowboy Trump her and ner but how about some of those quotes this is something you give your family your kids and your grandkids you know all the children out there hoping against hope that for Christmas or their birthday they'll get a Donald Trump jpeg by popular demand I'm going I'm doing a new series of trump digital trading cards you all know what they are we've had a lot of fun with them let's have some fun out there these cards show me dancing and even holding some Bitcoins does Donald Trump not know what a Bitcoin is does Donald Trump know that a Bitcoin is not a physical coin that you can hold in your hand I think it's very possible Donald Trump a man who by the way is now the Bitcoin salesman because he's going to start his own currency Market or something uh has once said it's a scam but now he's all over it because he can make some money off of it liar grifter each physical trading card has an authentic piece of my suit that I wore for the presidential debate people are calling it The Knockout suit I don't know about that but that's what they're calling it who who's calling it The Knockout suit who name one person who's calling your suit theing knockout suit you know they call me the crypto president I don't know if that's true or not but a lot of people are saying it so don't miss out and then of course it wouldn't be a Donald Trump offer uh without a legal covering of his own ass and the fine print there below is Trump digital trading cards nfts are intended as collectible items for individual use and enjoyment only not for investment vehicles you think this is like the new Beanie Baby uh the the ride is not going to be long so back in December of 2022 When Donald Trump did his first round of of of trading cards I put together and I'm going to play a clip from that video what I believe to be the best vers versions of the trading cards that are actually free for everyone to have maybe if I had some extra money I would throw together some what a waste of money this would be but making our own digital trading cards and this is what they those would be watch that there's baseball player Trump there's big rig Trump and then I'm a tough guy there's uh catching a baseball Trump looks terrified he looks frightened out of his tree at catching a baseball here's Trump in an actual cowboy hat while everyone in the room laughs at him here's dancing Trump here's a few of Trump trying to drink water and needing two hands to do so we have over the course of the four years he was President many images that will live on in our hearts and in our minds and we can trade these freely on their internet uh this holiday season here's Trump showing what a what a working man he is in a in a in a hard hat here's a classic Trump holding up the Bible after having just gassed peaceful protesters a block away from the White House here's Donald Trump molesting Old Glory I love the flag here's Donald Trump in a classic that has been turned into a meme sh outing who knows what at a boy who wanted to mow the the White House lawn I have nfts for sale they should put over that here's Donald Trump as some kind of a ghoulish spokesman for McDonald's here's Donald Trump uh callously throwing paper towel rolls as emergency response to Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico while Americans were suffering here's Donald Trump in a classic pouty pose or how about this one where he's staring directly into an eclipse and here's one of him standing like a human being stands I guess and then of course who could forget him showing the map with the little sharpy Edition over over the the panhandle of Florida and maybe Alabama or Mississippi there there's plenty of us plenty of these to go around for us to trade and not have to pay $99 I hate to be the guy who laughs at his own jokes but look I'm the guy who laughs at his own jokes that's just I'll own it you know you got to accept what the reality is uh there's a lot out there uh to make fun of Donald Trump this is serious in one hand because he has absolutely taken advantage of vulnerable uh uh uh cognitively vulnerable I love the poorly educated you know this is Donald Trump taking advantage of his voter base of the cult people who likely do look at this even though the fine fine print that you can't really read says this isn't for investment we're not looking for these to to increase in value of course you're not you've already priced out the market at $99 a piece anyway what do you think I'd love to know how many of these are you going to buy seriously I mean really 10 20 are you going to buy 75 digital Trump trading cards please say no um comment below we can have a conversation about this there that'll help the algorithm you can just comment this is your comment comma Jesse exclamation point boom you've done your job I appreciate it make sure you're subscribed trying to get to a million subscribers as quickly as possible we'll just take 800,000 50,000 to go thank you so much I would not be here without your subscription and your viewership and your loyalty and your passion for the country uh if you want to take that to the next level and help me make these videos click the join button below $2 a month go to my patreon page 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