Dan Lanning's No. 7 Oregon is worse at this than Kirk Ferentz's No. 21 Iowa

biggest surprise is a week one that's the next segment I want to do okay number one on the list number one on the list biggest surprise of week one for me Iowa is a better offensive team than Oregon say that again Iowa is a better offensive team than Oregon heading into the season I said to Iowa I said to Kirk ference please just put out an offense that doesn't embarrass anybody just just do that mediocre be mediocre and let Phil Parker continue to do what he does on defense and they said hey uh RG I don't know if you know this but uh Kirk gotta sit this one out yeah yeah something to do with recruiting but Kirk gotta sit this one out so Tim Lester in game one says uh we G we gonna start out being Bas in vanilla and they let 60 at halftime and then they dropped 34 in the second half he said hey K you want to spin it K said hell yeah I want to spin it let's go spin it baby went for 251 he threw multiple TDS Deacon Hill thought have not one game last year throwing more than one t TD at all k mcir out here slinging it they dropped 40 for just the second time in three years against Illinois State and the reason I get to say Illinois state is because Oregon was in a damn dog fight with Idaho hudah Ho Idaho Idaho was damn this close 17 14 and fourth quarter to Oregon all right so I'm put another way they said RJ when you say things like Iowa is a better offensive team than Oregon it makes us want to say to you step aside or there will be violence to which I said oh oh oh oh oh really Iowa ranks 50th in the country in scoring offense that ain't great that ain't terrible Oregon ranks 91st in the country in scoring offense at the number three team in the country now Doug I choose violence and you know what when Iowa drops 40 on an FCS opponent in their season opener and Oregon struggles to score 24 in a nail biting win against their FCS opponent I shouldn't be the only person choosing violence I shouldn't if you're donating to an nil Collective associated with Oregon football you got to be asking what what am I paying for here I'm not paying to look up at the seiling and go what why am I calling Jesus right now why am I calling to the Lord over the whole Vandal why am I being vandalized in my own house that's what I would want to know dead ass that's what I would want to know tell me tell me what tell me what we got here all right so I'm gonna go to number two on my biggest surprises in week one Oregon might be sorry which is next to Florida State might be sorry okay Oregon was supposed to be Idaho According to some books by 49 and a half and by others by 45 and a half the total was 60 244 the Ducks struggled to score or run the ball against the Idaho vandals people like yo RJ they were spinning it he Dylan Gabriel threw the ball 49 times for four 49 times and he didn't go for five bills he went for 360 it was dinking dumb it was dinking dumb it was dinking dumb Idaho was going for that throat though man they was in it and now Oregon who we thought was the second best team in the Big 10 now feels like the fifth best team in the Big 10 and let me tell you something Ducks fans the fifth best team in the Big 10 is not getting into the college football playoff I I I don't give a damn how many group of five program you think that you ought to be ranked ahead you not gonna be the the the lower part of the top third and get into the 12 team playoff We're not gonna have that no no no no again I choose violence on this and I want to know if you're a duut fan why you hav't RJ uh chill out be patient it takes time to jaill no we playing football now I don't want to hear about no jelling Georgia didn't need time to Jael they stopped a mud hole in Clemson and walked it dry 31 Point differential that's what I expect dominance Perfection show me that you have no mercy show me you got a little Nico iova to you see I've been practicing see I've been practicing see I've been practicing I've been sitting in the mirror I've been doing my exercises Peter Piper picked a pack of pickle peppers I'm telling you I'm getting there I told you I was going to get there I told you i' be practicing we practicing because I understand Nico Nico demands it

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