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Category: Comedy

Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up, everybody? [cheering, applause] it's john leguizamo here. look, in two short months, america is going to be deciding whether to let kamala harris, its first woman, or donald trump, its grossest man. and i'm here because you know how every time they say that a bell rings an... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The daily show debate wrap up a hilarious take on the political circus welcome to the daily show john stewart with his signature wit delivers a comedic analysis of the second presidential debate in a way only he can john begins by humorously emphasizing that while this may be the second debate it feels... Read more

Category: Comedy

[theme music] we just witnessed a debate between president joseph robinette biden versus former president donald robinette trump. [laughter] it was a highly anticipated affair, according to the network that was running it. the first biden trump debate a little over one month away right here on cnn.... Read more

Category: News & Politics

We're going to talk about the presidential race between former president donald trump and oh kla harris the race was before the democratic invention it's still there now that is better than president biden was looking when he exited the race a couple weeks back when he was trailing nationally and of... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Yeah so but she probably splits bills and like that right no no you pay for everything yeah dude but hers is also a lot more like i want to collab with her soon but she's a lot more miles huh yeah she doesn't she like lingerie why she's making all the bread why don't you leverage her make some more... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

No i like i like what's your background i'm cuban and native and white it kind of makes things spicy like you you get into an argument and then you're like man i'm so glad you're just not boring yeah i used to be it's you're if you're dating don't let me win arguments like let's just go back and forth... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Yeah i did i forgot my maga hat today that was my good luck charm last what's what's good with that there's no you're not scared scared of what to rock the maga hat cuz you have a big like female audience yeah know they i mean like honestly i i just think uh i want i want intelligent people to follow... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

But it was like the ice cream place was closed oh so it was like this massive thing she actually she started yelling at me and like you know hitting my arm and and i'm like yeah but then you just go to cvs and buy the ben and jerry's yeah but those aren't as good as like you know cold stone so what... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Wait so you're playing a zelda who's the dude no i'm playing mailman there's no dude involved i'm the mailman and i go to the neighbor's house when you watch though do you like fast forward that part no you don't you i appreciate the acting and i like to say yo this person is really has talent cuz i... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Oh this guy goes yo what's up what are you doing tonight i was like dude i got to wake up ear go to vegas he goes yo i'm having uh i'm going to this party there's a 50 person or in the tent in the back you should pull up that sounds like bernie man type this was ry and i was like bro there's so many... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Who was the last fight mcbroom no no the oh the bear knuckle oh yeah yeah you're a beast you're beast you're a beast my bad dude the austin mcbroom one didn't do uh uh bryce before you came in here he was talking to me about his like relationship and they're kind of like it's a roller coaster so i was... Read more

Category: Comedy

I knew there would be some wu-tang apparel when you walked out there. well, after you sung the praises of wu-tang at your chicago convention show. you saw that? yeah, of course i did. you talked about how that era, 1991-1995, four best years in american history. i agreed. - you agree, right? - i agreed.... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

All right all right all right sorry i was just reading the box office returns for your last three movies all right all right i guess that one was all right i noticed that you're wearing a shirt is everything okay f you kidding me of all the things you can win an oscar for how surprised are you that... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Ladies and gentlemen welcome back your lovely phaser to a brand new video here on the channel well this this kind of caught me out of left field because not a lot of places are actually talking about it and i think as well with somethingone like this it should actually be talked about on the bigger... Read more

Category: Comedy

So a storied career. you're one of the first employees at microsoft. you become a ceo of microsoft. you own the los angeles clippers. you have this dream life that, as a kid, you probably never even thought those were the heights that you might be able to attain. and in that moment, you turn your attention... Read more

Category: Comedy

Okay thank god you know what's crazy look about kevin and i know you're shooting the show and the audience will love this too because they probably feel the same way kevin to me is like he's like a little gremlin that i just i just want to take him and throw him into oncoming traffic my name is dwayne... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to the daily show. i am jordan klepper. we got so much to talk about tonight. kamala and trump prepare for tomorrow night's debate. we hunt down the person who's sending you all those campaign emails. and dick cheney is once again taking shots at his republican friends. so, let's get into our... Read more

Category: Comedy

Please welcome hannah berner. [cheering, applause] n/a n/a i mean, look, this is amazing. this is-- you're so daily show. i tried to match the energy. yeah. [laughs] [cheering, applause] that's great. that's great. congrats on your special. - thank you. it's doing great. its very funny. i feel like... Read more

Category: Comedy

- [questioner] what are your thoughts on the tennis in "challengers"? - oh, great. you have an opinion on this. you mean the movie "challengers"? yeah. - i've talked so much shit about this movie. and i support women in the arts. zendaya is like my favorite. i love that they put a woman in sports. it's... Read more

Category: Education

र मोमेंट इन फुटबल फर मोर इंटरेस्टिंग वीडियो प्लीज सब्सक्राइब ू माय चैनल थैंक यर न [संगीत] Read more