What Tennis Fanatics Hannah Berner & Kosta Want In a Tennis Film - After The Cut | The Daily Show

- [Questioner] What are your thoughts on the tennis in "Challengers"? - Oh, great. You have an opinion on this. You mean the movie "Challengers"? Yeah. - I've talked so much shit about this movie. And I support women in the arts. Zendaya is like my favorite. I love that they put a woman in sports. It's cool. I have a lot of problems with it. Tennis players are hot. The two men they chose? - Thank you. - Not up to par. I want like... I want big Italians or like Serbian dudes. Like, I don't want these like twinky British guys. And then... (audience laughs) - Remember when Mark Philippoussis would practice with his shirt off? I mean, I'm not even gay and I was getting hard for that guy, you know what I mean? It was like- - And when he was a coach, he was just a zaddy in the stands. I mean, Tommy Haas. Oh, these men are beautiful. - Yeah. - I lost track, but... (audience laughs) - "Challengers," like the biggest issue, I thought, was the grips, right? Their grips are off. - The grip was so off, and I'm fine with her having a grip that's off, but if you're gonna say "the greatest tennis player who ever played tennis"... And just put the grip... It's like if a football player was like holding it from the back of the football and throwing. - It's like if I was like, "Hey, so this water's really delicious." It's like... So when we say "grip," we mean the way they were holding the rackets. - Also, show a threesome. - Yeah, yeah. - Like, show it. I also never watched the movie! (laughs) - Perfect.

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