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Category: Comedy

Thank you so much for being here. glad to be here. i am so excited to have you both on in this moment in particular. there's been a real vibe shift here with kamala harris entering the race. and rebecca, you wrote this incredible article that i felt so beautifully articulated this collective feeling... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] i mean the world for young people right now is no you're good and so how old are you i'm pr2 oh you'll be you got so many we're gonna this we're going to ruin this so much you have no idea what we've got planned you are walking into thunderdome uh no you're honestly like we do this all the time... Read more

Category: Comedy

(upbeat music) - the first question somehow ended up on the auto industry rescue. - and i know he keeps saying, "you wanted to take detroit bankrupted." well the president took detroit bankrupted. you took general motors bankrupted. you took chrysler bankrupted. that was precisely what i recommended,... Read more

Category: Comedy

Keke palmer, welcome to the daily social distancing show. (chuckles) hey, how are you? it's good to see you, man. hey, i'm living, you know? living as-as best as i can during these times. and, uh, before we get into the-the heftier side of, you know, what's happening in life, i wanted to start off with... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Taylor swift endorses kamala harris Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] here we are less than two months out from the election and we've basically got a tide race the candidates are doing everything they can do to ramp up the excitement kamla is speaking to voters in pennsylvania in spice stores trump is speaking to voters encased in bulletproof glass and jd vance... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to the daily show. so nice to see you tonight. my name is jon stewart. and we have an unbelievable show for you tonight. next week, obviously, we're gonna have the big debate show. but tonight, we're gonna start-- we're gonna get a quick state of play on this incredibly consequential presidential... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hey there welcome to the channel today we're diving into something that might surprise you how one of the least wealthy political candidates in the 2024 election is making headlines for his financial decisions we're talking about minnesota governor tim walls who has been named vice president kamla harris's... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

When there's a large threat there's two things that you define you define the threat and then you define your defenses all i'm saying is if we are taking an honest look at what our best chance to defend ourselves against a perceived threat i think we are selling ourselves short and in in a lot of ways... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The idea that like hey it's it's the almighty or the alternative or whatever the the the bro don't compare me to the almighty compare me to the alternative to the alternative which is what i use with my wife and her ex-boyfriend all the time you know oh are you are you getting prim married in your own... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jon stewart opens after the final night of the dnc [applause] hello. what's up? welcome to the daily show. my name is john stewart. and once again, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to chicago. [applause] n/a oh, what a lovely group. lovely theater, lovely group. we are live. right now, we are live. the... Read more

Category: Comedy

I'm christopher titus and this is the armageddon debate update did you see did did you see the craziest debate we' we've ever seen where where one side acted like a leader and and one side i i don't i don't i don't know what i saw i mean at one point he said babies are being aborted in the seventh eighth... Read more

Category: Sports

If you don't like politics but still crave drama then buckle up for this meltdown of epic proportions so the first presidential debate between trump and biden happened and let's just say it was a spectacle trump fresh off what many called a disastrous performance couldn't handle the heat instead of... Read more

Category: Comedy

Last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day fox news started... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Introduction opening hook describe the electrifying atmosphere of the debate and the high stakes for both candidates thesis statement explore how john stewart precisely identified the pivotal moment in the debate when camala harris effectively challenged donald trump marking a turning point in the discussion... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jordan klepper recaps the presidential debate last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

Category: Comedy

City parking it's a hell for those who choose to live in urban areas but in philadelphia the eating in public capital of america if you're not keeping up with parking rules they'll move your car for you isn't that great it's called courtesy towing and philadelphians love it my car was moved from a legal... Read more

Category: Comedy

Trump commemorated 9/11 with a 9/11 conspiracy theorist we are now just 53 days away from the election, and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions. on the republican side, donald trump has been flying around the country with far right internet troll, laura loomer,... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to the daily show! my name is jon stewart. the second presidential debate has just wrapped up. we are live. well, technically, technically, i guess this is the second presidential debate. the first presidential debate of this match up. i can't wait to see who the winner will take on next i think.... Read more