The Armageddon DEBATE Update | Christopher Titus

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon debate update did you see did did you see the craziest debate we' we've ever seen where where one side acted like a leader and and one side I I don't I don't I don't know what I saw I mean at one point he said babies are being aborted in the seventh eighth 9th month even after birth in the eth month n month 7th month they have abortion in the 9th month execution after birth babies are being aborted after birth you know I just hate that he stole my material Texas had lat ter abortions for a long time they just called the death penalty isn't that just a really really late term abortion Texas been running 20 to 80y Old fetuses through old lightning on a conveyor Bell man Texas is killing people in the 73rd trimester that being said immigrants are also eating people's pets they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets hold on guys stop stop time out time out hi sorry hi hi I told you what not to say one of the things you weren't supposed to say anything about people eating dogs cuz it didn't happen I know Laura lumer is talking to you but you got to stop being so stupid we talked about this Christy no shot a dog in the face end did her everything so you're going to shut shut up now okay I'm going to answer the question again and you're going to do it right Jesus okay go ahead guys if that were the case I know these people there would be a cart where you could buy a chihuahua Chim chunga or a bulldog burrito with a side of Frenchie fries he also said that Nancy Pelosi didn't stop January 6 you know president Nancy Pelosi the speaker of the house uh she could have overrode the president dude you calling the National Guard when the capital's being attacked you get people vaccinated you negotiate with governments not the Taliban terrorists that want to [ __ ] destroy the government I what did we watch they're eating the cat how about how about we okay how about we fact check this up he said Biden could sign a bill to shut down the Border fact check Trump stopped the bill to shut down the Border he said he lost the election because they wouldn't hear the case fact check they heard 60 plus cases and had no evidence presented to the court none the recount by his own cyber Ninja Crew found more votes for Biden and and here is here is K's response Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people so let's be clear about that and clearly he is having a very difficult time processing and here is an video x-ray of Trump's Soul during her response here is how much Trump hates solar they'll go back to destroying our country and back to Windmill and we go back to solar where they need a whole desert to get some energy to come out you ever see a solar plant and here in the same sentence is how much Trump likes solar by the way I'm a big fan of solar after call him out for being a laughing stock on the world stage he said Victor Orban he said the most respected most feared person is Donald Trump Victor Orban is the dictator from Hungary I have traveled the world as vice president United States and world leaders are laughing at Donald Trump I have talked with military leaders some of whom work with you and they say you're a disgrace Orban has rigged hungary's election system he's gone after gays he's shut down the press and this this dude is Trump's job reference it's kind of like Chris Brown using Will Smith to get a job as an anger management counselor they asked Trump what his health care plan would be to fix the ace and he said I have concepts of a plan and you'll be hearing about it in the not too distant future sorry guys sorry to be back sorry sorry got to call it one more time uh listen um concepts of a plan is that what you just said to the whole world so you had how many years to figure it out plus you've got project 2025 at least it's something and you just said I have a concept of a plan listen man we've been waiting 2 weeks for eight years sorry sorry I know you're paying me of course I haven't been paid yet just do me a favor just say we have a plan in the works and it's amazing and then shut up okay guys go ahead thank you concept of a plan hey maybe you could go further Donald and come up with I don't know maybe how about an inkling of a projection of an possibility of an idea that have implemented in a timeline you are considering could invent a draft of a perfect plan that we have a shadow of a definite possibility of con instructing they're eating the dogs in the debate Trump lied 33 times Harris once but one person said the same batshit crazy lies he has spewed for nine years now but had nothing for us no plan no idea concepts of ideas of course but no real plans we'll be reporting back sometime over the next two weeks over the next two weeks about 2 weeks in two weeks over the next two weeks I have concepts of a plan and you'll be hearing about it in the to distant future because he really hasn't had time to come up with any plans you know because still don't know what I watched with this psycho we live in America I mean it's better now I know that because there's food in the stores my retirement is doubled and we are producing more oil than any time in history it's better because of these two and they didn't step into a job where everything was going great and they could just just take the hand off from a competent leader they stepped into a job where 5,000 people a day were dying we were stacking dead grandmas and grandpas like cordwood in refrigerator trucks we all sat back and watched seditionists attack our nation's capital sent by their treasonous leader a man who over 150 historians voted as the worst president in the history of America but he's a white man so of course he's still polling even with the accomplished multi-times elected smart competent black woman do you get it yet [ __ ] the government and Donald Trump certainly should not be telling a woman what to do with her body I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update how the hell is he still pulling even it's impossible really oh because he's a white dude white dudes get away with anything and being a white dude I know that you know what I've never done been yanked out of my car and shot randomly but but you know what else I believe that this is still they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats

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