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Bob's Late Night Show - 20.08.2024 Heute mit einem bunten Programm...so!
Category: People & Blogs
Meine damen und herren herzlich willkommen bei bobs late night [musik] oh ja wir waren so vertie wir haben lange quatscht total vergessen pass auf du hast das jetzt du hättest das doch gar nicht zugeben müssen freunde wir haben mal getestet ja wenn das mikrofon ganz weit weg ist ob man es auch von da... Read more
Wayne Brady and Skylar Astin give our theme song the lyrics it deserves
Category: Entertainment
We have this theme song that doesn't have any lyrics and we were hoping the three of you might improvise some lyrics to it and it'd be great if you could give a shout out to our viewers in ohio i guess we need like a bump there so yeah give it a try whenever you're ready after midnight y'all woo where... Read more
Joe Buck on Monday Night Football with Troy Aikman & Which City Has the Toughest Fans
Category: Comedy
Intro our next guest is the voice of six super bowls and 24 world series next week he takes over play-by-play duties on monday night football on espn and abc please welcome joe buck [applause] first time on the show how are you i'm good i can't believe this is your first time on the show it is my first... Read more
Pitt Or Clooney: Who Smells Better? Amy Ryan Has The Answer
Category: Entertainment
[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, folk, you know my next guest tonight from her scene-stealing performances in movies like "gone baby gone" and shows including "the office" and "only murders in the building." she now stars in the new film "wolfs." please... Read more
Colman Domingo on His RuPaul Impression, First Job at the Circus & Working on the Movie Sing Sing
Category: Comedy
Our first guest is an oscar nominated emy awardwinning actor playwright and director his latest movie sing sing is in theaters now please welcome coleman domingo [applause] [music] [applause] [music] you know i knew i this i knew you're going to be here so this morning i spent about an hour thinking... Read more
$10K Gain in 7 Days with The Wheel on $ASTS - Late Night Traders Chat Sept 13, 2024
Category: Education
[music] so you want to go to w me you're talking like you think you see you think that i'm afraid but i don't break i heard you question my stability you think i fall just like a kill but i am here to stay we look away star is coming so you best st running no you can't control in my bones i'm coming... Read more
Trump Sparks New Outrage with Pet-Eating Claim Won't Debate Kamala & MTG vs Loomer Feud Trump Debate
Category: People & Blogs
Thank you all for tuning in and joining us here in hollywood how many of you in the audience tonight are visiting from other places another question how many of you experienced your first earthquake this morning congratulations we had a 4.7 earthquake near malibu quite a way to start the day right i... Read more
Buy The MAGA Friendship Bracelet
Category: Entertainment
Close to 10 million instagram users have liked swift's post explaining her decision to back harris and her running mate tim wals the harris walls campaign is selling out of taylor swift tribute friendship bracelets after the singer's endorsement not to be outdone the trump campaign responded with their... Read more
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz Stop for a Doritos Break While Campaigning
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. the democratic national committee released their party platform document yesterday, which was written before president biden dropped out of the race, which explains... Read more
Jane Fonda on the Presidential Debate, Trump Being Dangerous & Fighting for What’s Right
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a legend she is a two-time oscar winner and a frequently arrested champion of human rights please say hello to the one and only jaye [applause] [music] fonda guess what what i've got big news what happened taylor swift just endorsed kamala that's true right that really happened... Read more
LIVE Monologue: Harris Gets Under Trump's Skin | Eating Cats And Dogs | Taylor Swift's Endorsement
Category: Entertainment
welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. make no mistake. we are live right now! coming to you from the ed sullivan theater after the first presidential debate. harris v. trump. kamala versus the trauma-la. donald versus... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump & Kamala Harris
Category: Comedy
Jimmy kimmel no talent now he wouldn't do a show i guy's terrible jimmy kimmel show's practically dead nobody will watch jimmy kimmel every night his ratings are terrible he's not a talented guy i thought he was our lousy host jimmy kimel live tonight on abc the worst network is abc i think abc is a... Read more
Dick Cheney Endorsed Kamala Harris
Category: Comedy
Dick cheney is set to endorse kamla harris over donald trump talk about shooting your own party in the face Read more
Trump Ignores Pence And Bolton, Invites Taliban To Camp David
Category: Entertainment
Welcome in here out there all around the world all of our viewers at sea welcome to the late show i'm your host stephen colbert the the big story tonight tweet unbeknownst to almost everyone in the major taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan we're going to secretly meet with me... Read more
"Harris Was Relentless In Her Prosecution Of Donald Trump" - John Dickerson
Category: Entertainment
>> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome back! to the live "late show" my guest tonight is an author, the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson," and was just recently named co-anchor of "cbs evening news." please welcome back to "the late show," mr. john dickerson. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ okay.... Read more
John Dickerson: Trump Can't Take Being Taunted About Crowd Size
Category: Entertainment
[cheers and applause] >> stephen: right there. we are back with the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson" cbs news. mr. john dickerson. john dickerson, we learned a lot about kamala harris tonight, as you said. there was a lot the audience didn't know. 20% of americans wanted to learn more.... Read more
Are The Debates Better Without An Audience? John Dickerson Weighs In
Category: Entertainment
♪ ♪>> stephen: hey, everybody, we are back with john dickerson from cbs news. quickly before we go onto the debate itself, president trump in a podcast the other day said that he was beaten by a whisker in the 2020 -- he admitted defeat by a whisker and said it a couple times. then tonight david muir... Read more
Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Surge in Black Farmers, Abraham Lincoln Gay Rumor
Category: People & Blogs
-guys, we are moving on. here at "late night," every night i deliver a monologue made up of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. as a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to my being a straight white male would be difficult for me to deliver, but we don't think that should stop... Read more
Taylor Swift's Endorsement of Kamala Harris Brings in 337K Users to Voter Link
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. tuesday night's debate between vice president kamala harris and former president trump was watched by a reported 67 million people and then rewatched by at least... Read more
Kathryn Hahn on Guest Hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! and Her Northwestern Commencement Speech
Category: People & Blogs
-our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actress you know from the movies "step brothers," "glass onion," and "bad moms," and shows like "wandavision," "mrs. fletcher," and "tiny beautiful things." she stars in "agatha all along," which premieres september 18th on disney+. let's take a look. -come... Read more