Kamala Harris and Tim Walz Stop for a Doritos Break While Campaigning

-Good evening. I'm Seth Meyers. This is "Late Night." We hope you're doing well. And now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. The Democratic National Committee released their party platform document yesterday, which was written before President Biden dropped out of the race, which explains why "Bring back Columbo" was still in there. [ Laughter ] Hillary Clinton spoke tonight at the Democratic National Convention. They decided to have her speak on Monday because they knew she just couldn't handle another balloon night. [ Laughter ] MyPillow founder Mike Lindell said yesterday that he's gonna shave his mustache in order to go undercover at the Democratic National Convention, because don't forget the first rule of going undercover -- tell everybody first. [ Laughter ] [ As Lindell ] "I'm from Paris, France!" [ Laughter ] According to a new poll, 8% of Michigan voters said they would support a third party candidate, adding, "Hmm, is there a fourth party?" [ Laughter ] While campaigning yesterday in Pennsylvania, Vice President Kamala Harris and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz stopped at a convenience store for Doritos. Harris got the nacho cheese and Walz opted for Extra Plain. [ Laughter ] A portion of a highway in California was closed last week after a truck overturned and spilled hundreds of boxes of raisins onto the road. "Now what will we do?" said the worst house on Halloween. [ Laughter ] Bad news, kids, it's Kit Kats! [ Laughter ] The organizers of the annual Naked in a Cave event held in upstate New York have announced that this year's gathering will be the last. Apparently, the one thing the organizers feared finally came to pass. Someone finally told the attendees about beaches. "Oh yeah, this is way better." And finally, a woman in Massachusetts recently gave birth on the side of a highway and had her husband cut the umbilical cord in the parking lot of a Dunkin' Donuts. The mother is said to be doing well, and the baby is said to be the new mayor of Boston. And that was a monologue, everybody! We are off and running.

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