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Kamala Harris and Tim Walz Stop for a Doritos Break While Campaigning
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. the democratic national committee released their party platform document yesterday, which was written before president biden dropped out of the race, which explains... Read more
Dick Cheney Endorsed Kamala Harris
Category: Comedy
Dick cheney is set to endorse kamla harris over donald trump talk about shooting your own party in the face Read more
Trump Claims He's More Popular Than Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Inspires Haircuts Across Nation
Category: Comedy
-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, everybody. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, everyone is getting excited for the super bowl, and i actually saw that people are actually betting on how many times the cameras will show taylor... Read more
Taylor Swift's Endorsement of Kamala Harris Brings in 337K Users to Voter Link
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. tuesday night's debate between vice president kamala harris and former president trump was watched by a reported 67 million people and then rewatched by at least... Read more
Donald Trump and Kamala Harris Face Off in First Presidential Debate
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. vice president kamala harris and former president trump faced off tonight in their first and only scheduled presidential debate. and if it went anything like the... Read more
Trump Gets Muted Mics in Debate, Coin Toss Will Determine Last Words | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! you're watching! thank you for watching! you guys, i'm very excited about this. kevin hart is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love kevin, seriously. what better way to kick off halloween season than with a fun-size guest? isn't... Read more
When 'Hawaii Five-0' Distracts You from the Presidential Debate
Category: Entertainment
Welcome to the "late, late show." thanks for staying up for us. thanks for being here. we appreciate it. thank you. cheesier, guys. good evening, ladies and gentlemen. (applause). >> james: welcome to the show. now of course we have to start with the thing that everyone is talking about, the final presidential... Read more
Trump Gets Last Words in Presidential Debate Against Kamala Harris
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. before we get started, a little housekeeping. if you're watching this show on tv right now, you probably watched us do a live show about the debate in primetime a couple... Read more
Trump Pushes Pet-Eating Immigrant Conspiracy at Debate, Taylor Swift Endorses Harris | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump. and it seems like most people... Read more
Trump Rejects Second Debate, Harris Campaign Sells Taylor Swift-Inspired Friendship Bracelets
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more
Rupert Murdoch in Legal Battle with Three Children
Category: Comedy
Rert murdoch is locked in a secret legal battle against three of his children over the future of the family's media empire wow this is just like succession except i don't care Read more
Trump and Harris Meet for the First Time at Debate, Trump Leads Harris in Florida by Two Points
Category: Comedy
-welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers and applause ] i am excited. i am excited about this. from the hit show "only murders in the building," steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez are my guests tonight! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! yeah, it is a show... Read more
Trump "Prepares" for Debate Amidst Cease & Desist, Elon Musk to Be First Trillionaire | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more
Brigitte Bardot et Annie Girardot | Les novices | Comédie Les aventures de la religieuse
Category: Film & Animation
For, the. others. madam. and there, the troubles. do you want me to advance you? good. even good. good morning. and does that suit you well? so come on. oh good. oh there, are you coming? from where? further ? a few cubic meters of coke, we ourselves. let's look. and. i think. to a boy. oh ! don't look... Read more
Walmart Recalled Apple Juice in 25 States Due to High Arsenic Levels
Category: Comedy
Walmart recalled apple juice sold in 25 states due to elevated arsenic levels a but the arsenic is my favorite part Read more
Trump Said the Word "Weird" 11 Times in 30 Seconds During Fox Town Hall
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. in a fox news town hall last night, former president trump said the word "weird" 11 times in about 30 seconds. and good thing he stopped at 11, because 12 times would... Read more
QUEER di Luca Guadagnino | Recensione del film con DANIEL CRAIG, Lesley Manville & Drew Starkey
Category: Film & Animation
Ebbene amici fratelli della congrega 19:31 dello 06 9 2024 presto sarà il mio compleanno ma non voglio festeggiare perché sono troppo giovane malgrado aia vecchio a chi non è giovane gioco di parole falo fesco mi sto prodigando nel riversare recensioni che saranno poi pubblicate ne ho già scritte sei... Read more
VENEZIA 81 (Festival) - Insomma, tiriamo le somme. Vincerà THE BRUTALIST o il film di Almodóvar?
Category: Film & Animation
Ebbene amici fratelli della congrega 5 settembre 2213 88 anzi 87 adesso per della carica della batteria a voi cosa frega a me sì sono carico devo ricaricarmi sì bisogna ricaricare le pile in senso metaforico per quanto concerne me stesso il falotico perché sono distrutto mortificato no quasi rinvigorito... Read more
Trump Fails with Gen Z, Town Hall Moderated by Fox Ally Sean Hannity | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you for watching at home. from the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," justin theroux is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] also, she's one of the greatest olympians of all time. simone biles is here this evening! [... Read more
Kamala Harris Wants Trump Rattled at Debate, Strategizing Ways to “Poke the Bear” | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you. welcome. well, guys, earlier today, students across the country went back to school. yeah. of course, the first day of school is always emotional. this morning, my kids were crying when i put them on the bus. and... Read more