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Kamala Harris and Tim Walz Stop for a Doritos Break While Campaigning
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. the democratic national committee released their party platform document yesterday, which was written before president biden dropped out of the race, which explains... Read more
Dick Cheney Endorsed Kamala Harris
Category: Comedy
Dick cheney is set to endorse kamla harris over donald trump talk about shooting your own party in the face Read more
Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Surge in Black Farmers, Abraham Lincoln Gay Rumor
Category: People & Blogs
-guys, we are moving on. here at "late night," every night i deliver a monologue made up of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. as a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to my being a straight white male would be difficult for me to deliver, but we don't think that should stop... Read more
Kamala Harris Won Debate Against Donald Trump According to CNN Poll
Category: News & Politics
-hey, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is our live "closer look" election special. we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. well, the first presidential debate was last night, and the bar was pretty low for former president donald trump. all he had to do was... Read more
JD Vance's Bizarre Migrant Hoax Gets Roasted by Late Night Writer Jeff Wright
Category: People & Blogs
-earlier this week, several prominent republicans, including ohio senator and vice presidential nominee j. d. vance, promoted a false claim that haitian immigrants in ohio are kidnapping and eating family pets. here to respond is one of my writers, jeff wright. -thank you, seth. thank you. [ cheers... Read more
Jonathan Pryce Invited the Queen to Watch Him in a Play About a Man Having an Affair with a Goat
Category: People & Blogs
-our next guest is a tony-winning, oscar-nominated actor you know from movies like "brazil" and "the two popes," as well as "game of thrones." he received two emmy nominations this year for his work in "the crown" and "slow horses." new episodes of "slow horses" premiere wednesdays on apple tv+. let's... Read more
Taylor Swift's Endorsement of Kamala Harris Brings in 337K Users to Voter Link
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. tuesday night's debate between vice president kamala harris and former president trump was watched by a reported 67 million people and then rewatched by at least... Read more
Kathryn Hahn on Guest Hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! and Her Northwestern Commencement Speech
Category: People & Blogs
-our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actress you know from the movies "step brothers," "glass onion," and "bad moms," and shows like "wandavision," "mrs. fletcher," and "tiny beautiful things." she stars in "agatha all along," which premieres september 18th on disney+. let's take a look. -come... Read more
Kathryn Hahn Talks Working with Patti LuPone and Aubrey Plaza in Agatha All Along
Category: People & Blogs
-welcome back! we're here with kathryn hahn. i know your kids are teenagers, so it's probably very hard to impress them and make you think you're cool. but you were in the "spider-verse" movies when -- i guess the first one came out when they were a little bit younger. -yeah. -did they care about this?... Read more
Kevin Smith Brings Seth a Never-Before-Seen Script for Them to Act Out
Category: People & Blogs
-our next guest is a talented director, writer, and actor you know from movies like "clerks," "jay and silent bob strike back," and "dogma." his latest film, "the 4:30 movie," is in theaters september 13th. let's take a look. -and all i want to do is [inhales deeply] -- is watch movies with you. [ soft... Read more
Tim Walz Mocks JD Vance's Embarrassing Donut Disaster, Trump Insists He's "Not Weird": A Closer Look
Category: Comedy
-donald trump fled to his fox news safe space wednesday for a meandering town hall with sean hannity, where he insisted he's not weird, told the audience they had to vote for him even if they don't like him, and complained about mosquitoes running around his head. for more on this, it's time for "a... Read more
Donald Trump and Kamala Harris Face Off in First Presidential Debate
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. vice president kamala harris and former president trump faced off tonight in their first and only scheduled presidential debate. and if it went anything like the... Read more
Everything You NEED to Know About SNL Season 11 (1985-86)
Category: Entertainment
Everything you need to know about saturday night live with john schneider and james stevens welcome to everything you need to know about saturday night live i'm john schneider from the saturday night network and i'm james stevens and we're here to take you through the 50-year journey of sketches characters... Read more
SNL Weekend Update 9/13/24 | Saturday Night Live Sep 13, 2024
Category: People & Blogs
Thank you good evening everyone welcome to weekend update i'm michael chay i'm colin joe the jury in his defamation case has ordered donald trump to pay writer eege carroll 83.3 million and uh trump is a billionaire so obviously he immediately hit up your grandma for five bucks well monday donald trump... Read more
SNL Weekend Update Trump 9/11/24 | Saturday Night Live Sep 11, 2024
Category: Howto & Style
Thank you good evening everyone welcome to weekend update i'm michael chay i'm colin joe the jury in his defamation case has ordered donald trump to pay writer eege carroll 83.3 million and uh trump is a billionaire so obviously he immediately hit up your grandma for five bucks well monday donald trump... Read more
Republicans Admit Trump Lost Debate to Harris, Trump Whines About Fact Checking: A Closer Look
Category: Comedy
-even donald trump's biggest supporters are now admitting that he lost tuesday's debate to kamala harris. they're just hoping no one saw it. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." ♪♪ going into the debate, the harris campaign strategy was obvious -- "rattle donald trump." but trump's allies... Read more
Trump Gets Last Words in Presidential Debate Against Kamala Harris
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. before we get started, a little housekeeping. if you're watching this show on tv right now, you probably watched us do a live show about the debate in primetime a couple... Read more
Rupert Murdoch in Legal Battle with Three Children
Category: Comedy
Rert murdoch is locked in a secret legal battle against three of his children over the future of the family's media empire wow this is just like succession except i don't care Read more
Demi Moore Shares the Life Hack She Learned from G.I. Jane and Reveals She Kept Pottery from Ghost
Category: People & Blogs
-welcome back. we're here with demi moore. um, of course, one of the nice things about, uh, as our life passes, as we live longer, we have children and we have grandchildren. and congratulations. you're a grandmother. -i am. whoo! -your daughter, rumer, has a one-year-old. she's a seven -- almost 17... Read more
Demi Moore Thinks the Scariest Scene of The Substance Involves Dennis Quaid and Shrimp
Category: People & Blogs
-welcome back, everybody. our first guest tonight is an emmy- and golden globe-nominated actress. you know her from iconic movies like "ghost," "a few good men," and "g.i. jane," plus the fx series "feud: capote versus the swans." she stars in "the substance," which is in theaters september 20th. let's... Read more