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Category: Education

Keen reeves not a good person excellent [music] help people keep asking if i'm back and i haven't really had an answer but now yeah i'm thinking i'm back Read more

Category: Education

Keenu reeves not a good person perhaps one of the most iconic actors of our time keano reeves has wow audiences with his action-packed movies and boyish good looks for nearly three decades the new york times said he was the fourth greatest actor of the 21st century and time magazine hailed him as one... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. the democratic national committee released their party platform document yesterday, which was written before president biden dropped out of the race, which explains... Read more

Category: News & Politics

>> when i heard desanctis talk about eight years, we need eight years, you don't need eight years. you need six months. we can turn this thing around so quickly. if you need eight years, who the hell wants to wait eight years? you don't need eight years. >> the former president says he can slay the... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-earlier this week, several prominent republicans, including ohio senator and vice presidential nominee j. d. vance, promoted a false claim that haitian immigrants in ohio are kidnapping and eating family pets. here to respond is one of my writers, jeff wright. -thank you, seth. thank you. [ cheers... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. tuesday night's debate between vice president kamala harris and former president trump was watched by a reported 67 million people and then rewatched by at least... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

व्ट आर द टॉप थ्री पॉलिटिशियन इन द वर्ल्ड अकॉर्डिंग टू 2024 हु इज नंबर थ्री मिस्टर जो वाइडन हु इज नंबर टू मिस्टर सी जिनपिंग एंड हु इज नंबर वन मिस्टर नरेंद्र दामोदर दास मोदी हिट द फॉलो एंड द लाइक Read more

Category: Comedy

-donald trump fled to his fox news safe space wednesday for a meandering town hall with sean hannity, where he insisted he's not weird, told the audience they had to vote for him even if they don't like him, and complained about mosquitoes running around his head. for more on this, it's time for "a... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. vice president kamala harris and former president trump faced off tonight in their first and only scheduled presidential debate. and if it went anything like the... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-let's get to the news. in a new interview with podcaster lex fridman, former president trump acknowledged that he lost the 2020 election "by a whisker." luckily for trump, nobody heard it, because it was on lex fridman's podcast. [ laughter ] in a new interview, hillary clinton gave vice-president... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! you're watching! thank you for watching! you guys, i'm very excited about this. kevin hart is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love kevin, seriously. what better way to kick off halloween season than with a fun-size guest? isn't... Read more

Category: Comedy

-even donald trump's biggest supporters are now admitting that he lost tuesday's debate to kamala harris. they're just hoping no one saw it. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." ♪♪ going into the debate, the harris campaign strategy was obvious -- "rattle donald trump." but trump's allies... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. before we get started, a little housekeeping. if you're watching this show on tv right now, you probably watched us do a live show about the debate in primetime a couple... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump. and it seems like most people... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. in a fox news town hall last night, former president trump said the word "weird" 11 times in about 30 seconds. and good thing he stopped at 11, because 12 times would... Read more

Category: News & Politics

I mean we've got people that are moving to the central coast from sydney and from newcastle from wenong um particularly after co um people want that that sea change they want that tree change they want to be able to see like that they want that they want to see they want to see lion island um and i... Read more

Category: Entertainment

So you may have heard by now that fonnie willis's daughter was arrested for driving with a suspended license but not only that she's pregnant now i did not first report this because honestly her daughter is not a public figure her daughter you know did not ask to be drawn into her mother's mess and... Read more

Category: Entertainment

District attorney fanny willis's do fton county district attorney's daugh fon county district attorney fanny willis fon county district attorney fanny willis's pregnant daughter was arrested for driving with the suspended license but that's not the real news it's what happened afterwards fanny willis... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you for watching at home. from the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," justin theroux is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] also, she's one of the greatest olympians of all time. simone biles is here this evening! [... Read more