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Merrick Garland Defends DOJ Against Trump’s Claims
Category: People & Blogs
Today attorney general merri garland defending the department of justice the public servants of the department of justice do not bend to politics to become a country where law enforcement is treated as an apparatus of politics it comes after former president trump accused the department of being weaponized... Read more
Hurricane Francine: Devastation Strikes Near New Orleans
Category: People & Blogs
Tonight's several breaking stories as we come on the air hurricane francine hits the us landfall near new orleans that system now on the move and the destruction tonight also breaking the earthquake hitting california the images from los angeles and the aftershocks now donald trump's decision in tonight... Read more
Alex Cooper tights 1
Category: Howto & Style
Let's go get henry henry hi bubba henry come here come here come here oh my gosh come here henry hi m henry hi oh hi henry are you oh thank you i don't have a treat yet but you're a nice burrito henry yeah he's a little burrito you guys i may have put the costume on wrong but we're going to pretend... Read more
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz Stop for a Doritos Break While Campaigning
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. the democratic national committee released their party platform document yesterday, which was written before president biden dropped out of the race, which explains... Read more
Supreme Court Saves Missouri's Abortion Rights Ballot Measure
Category: People & Blogs
Missouri supreme court has allowed a ballot measure enshrining abortion rights in the state's constitution to remain on november's ballot tuesday's ruling came just before the deadline to print ballots for malin voters if approved by voters the measure could undo missouri's near total abortion ban which... Read more
Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Surge in Black Farmers, Abraham Lincoln Gay Rumor
Category: People & Blogs
-guys, we are moving on. here at "late night," every night i deliver a monologue made up of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. as a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to my being a straight white male would be difficult for me to deliver, but we don't think that should stop... Read more
Kamala Harris Won Debate Against Donald Trump According to CNN Poll
Category: News & Politics
-hey, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is our live "closer look" election special. we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. well, the first presidential debate was last night, and the bar was pretty low for former president donald trump. all he had to do was... Read more
JD Vance's Bizarre Migrant Hoax Gets Roasted by Late Night Writer Jeff Wright
Category: People & Blogs
-earlier this week, several prominent republicans, including ohio senator and vice presidential nominee j. d. vance, promoted a false claim that haitian immigrants in ohio are kidnapping and eating family pets. here to respond is one of my writers, jeff wright. -thank you, seth. thank you. [ cheers... Read more
Jonathan Pryce Invited the Queen to Watch Him in a Play About a Man Having an Affair with a Goat
Category: People & Blogs
-our next guest is a tony-winning, oscar-nominated actor you know from movies like "brazil" and "the two popes," as well as "game of thrones." he received two emmy nominations this year for his work in "the crown" and "slow horses." new episodes of "slow horses" premiere wednesdays on apple tv+. let's... Read more
Taylor Swift's Endorsement of Kamala Harris Brings in 337K Users to Voter Link
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. tuesday night's debate between vice president kamala harris and former president trump was watched by a reported 67 million people and then rewatched by at least... Read more
Kathryn Hahn on Guest Hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! and Her Northwestern Commencement Speech
Category: People & Blogs
-our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actress you know from the movies "step brothers," "glass onion," and "bad moms," and shows like "wandavision," "mrs. fletcher," and "tiny beautiful things." she stars in "agatha all along," which premieres september 18th on disney+. let's take a look. -come... Read more
Kathryn Hahn Talks Working with Patti LuPone and Aubrey Plaza in Agatha All Along
Category: People & Blogs
-welcome back! we're here with kathryn hahn. i know your kids are teenagers, so it's probably very hard to impress them and make you think you're cool. but you were in the "spider-verse" movies when -- i guess the first one came out when they were a little bit younger. -yeah. -did they care about this?... Read more
Kevin Smith Brings Seth a Never-Before-Seen Script for Them to Act Out
Category: People & Blogs
-our next guest is a talented director, writer, and actor you know from movies like "clerks," "jay and silent bob strike back," and "dogma." his latest film, "the 4:30 movie," is in theaters september 13th. let's take a look. -and all i want to do is [inhales deeply] -- is watch movies with you. [ soft... Read more
Tim Walz Mocks JD Vance's Embarrassing Donut Disaster, Trump Insists He's "Not Weird": A Closer Look
Category: Comedy
-donald trump fled to his fox news safe space wednesday for a meandering town hall with sean hannity, where he insisted he's not weird, told the audience they had to vote for him even if they don't like him, and complained about mosquitoes running around his head. for more on this, it's time for "a... Read more
Donald Trump and Kamala Harris Face Off in First Presidential Debate
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. vice president kamala harris and former president trump faced off tonight in their first and only scheduled presidential debate. and if it went anything like the... Read more
SNL Stories: Mary Gross Interview
Category: Entertainment
[music] hey everybody john schneider here from the saturday night network getting you ready for a very special edition of snl stories as we are about to talk to mary gross former l cast member from season 7 through season 10 and i am so excited to present you this interview coming up in just a few minutes... Read more
VANNA WHITE RE-UPS WHEEL OF FORTUNE CONTRACT Substantial Pay Increase
Category: Entertainment
Never forget subscribe the channel and hit the bell icon for latest updates vanna white re ups wheel of fortune contract substantial pay increase vanna white has signed on for two more years as the co-host of wheel of fortune and she'll take home a lot more cash this time around but we've learned things... Read more
SNL Season 50 Alumni Draft
Category: Entertainment
Draft order [music] yes that is right welcome everybody on in to the saturday night network for a very special podcast here right after labor day to talk about some snl 50 coming up very soon in just a few week so now that we're ramping up the podcast i'm very excited to bring in some friends for a... Read more
SNL Season 50: Meet the New Stars! 🚀 Ashley Padilla, Emil Wakim & Jane Wickline Join the Cast!
Category: News & Politics
Exciting changes are on the horizon for nbc's iconic late night sketch show saturday night live as it prepares to celebrate its milestone 50th season the upcoming season will introduce three fresh faces ashley pilia emil wakim and jane wickline who have been selected as featured players padila known... Read more