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Category: Entertainment

Pressure's all right gary that's perfect [music] is there any area in particular you want me to focus on today oh gary how many guys have you done this with you're the first guy that i've ever been intimate with i had a wife she left i really don't know what to say i mean words of affirmation is not... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please ready maybe maybe you want me to break get uh okay do we go again act on theire my name is lord michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this okay... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please okay ready c maybe maybe you want me to bre uh okay do we go again act on the my name is lord michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this okay... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please ready maybe maybe you want me to break uh okay do we go again act on theire my name is lord michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this okay well... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please okay ready c maybe maybe motherfu you want bre uh okay do we go again act on thee my name is lorden michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[applause] b b bard you don't know what kind of thoughts i have it's like a demon what if god made me this way tell me something aaron you love to play football that's all i've ever done [applause] the players they god they like gladiators wherever you go now people are watching you you can't make mistakes... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Seen some weird bl i ain't see no blood at home i don't know what is happening to me this is power i'm told he's the source of power we shut him down we get our city back in exchange for wealth and power the devil mal buia has sent a lieutenant to earth to recruit men this this is the b they took my... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[संगीत] हेलो फ्रेंड्स दिस इज रीम शह आई होप यू आर फाइन वेलकम बैक टू द चैनल द ट्रेलर फॉर द रूम नेक्स्ट डोर 2024 फीचरिंग लदा स्विंटन पुल्स यू इनटू अ वर्ल्ड वेर साइलेंस स्पीक्स लाउडर दन वर्ड्स एंड एवरी ग्लांस हाइड्स अ सीक्रेट स्विंटन विथ ह सिग्नेचर ग्रेस एंड इंटेंसिटी प्लेज अ वुमन हुज लाइफ इज ग्रैजुअली कंज्यूम्ड बाय द एरी प्रेजेंस ऑफ अ मिस्टीरियस रूम इन हर न्यू होम द ट्रे बिगिंस विद द कैमरा स्लोली पैनिंग थ्रू एन ओल्डड वेदर्ड हाउस इट्स वॉल्स मार्क्ड बाय टाइम एंड सीक्रेट्स... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[musique] l'entrée du personnel se fait par l'office plus loin j'ai mis une annonce pour recruter un employé de maison trop la classe on dirait un british je suis un british oh ça va pas être simple qui sait ce qu'il nous [musique] apportera je cherchais de réseau et moi je fais de la broderie avec... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] hello am i under arrest or can i go get something to eat they're rich kill someone and get away with it rich we are the perfect [music] family we've all been under a considerable amount of stress because of the accident it's such a shock and we're all very upset any comment on the body that... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] [applause] [music] [applause] [music] when you're all driving carpol and banging your pilates instructors to fill the empty voids in your life we'll see who gets the last [music] [applause] laugh my mom grew up here that old house on the hill wait the ghost house is your mom lydia deets unfortunately... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

You got a big day today you better put on a happy face arthur fleck is a monster who knew exactly what he was doing his depraved acts of violence led to riots by his followers and they are still willing to commit acts of violence in his name look around look at all these people who do you think they... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

He's super cute do you just love getting to be home with them all the time yeah i do i love it you're an artist right i i used to be a wow but that feels like a lifetime ag goally definitely we get it i used to be a stripper the before times [music] nobody in this family can clean their own butts no... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

He's super cute do you just love getting to be home with him all the [music] time can't i do i love it you're an artist right i i used to be wow but that feels like a lifetime ago literally definitely we get it i used to be a stripper the before times yes nobody in this family can clean their own butts... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

He's super cute do you just love getting to be home with him all the [music] time yeah i do i love it you're an artist right well i i used to be wowow but that feels like a lifetime ago literally definitely we get it i used to be a stripper the before times nobody in this family can clean their own... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

I need you to listen to me something really bad happened you remember louis for goalie from high school i went to his apartment but when i showed up louis no no no get away from me what he was smiling at me ladies and gentlemen sky riley you are in the middle of a big world tour you okay i keep seeing... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Listen uh judy about a hundred reporters were crawling up my ass to get this interview and i gave you the exclusive uh yes hello judy uh this is donald trump very excited very excited to talk to you exc donald how about the lo behind you what do you want to do next uh well i intend to acquire the commodore... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Little stranger i need to send a message you're about to find out that it's all just starting he's a monster he created assassination squad and c won't be necessary come on i'd rather not take any chances with a man who looks like he gropes people on buses you're being hurtful about my appearance i... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

It's the cops it's dad same thing hello so how is he are you still thinking about harming yourself oh it's protocol bro no laces no belts he he he's he's good yeah pardon the mess i i wasn't expecting guess wasn't expecting anything mom and dad somebody come get you they want us to drive your car back... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

It's a cops it's dad same thing hello so how is he are you still thinking about harming yourself oh it's protocol bro no laces no belts he's he's good yeah pardon the mess i i wasn't expecting guests wasn't expecting anything [music] mom and dad somebody to come get you they want us to drive your car... Read more