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Category: News & Politics

Following the disastrous debate against vice president kam harris shares of trump's social media platform cratered to a new low oh no as if you didn't think it could go lower well now oh that's that's bad so this continues the long slide this stock has gone through since its high of 7938 a share i was... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Donald trump is still very much dealing with his feelings coming out of the debate and he's he's going to sleep angry and he's waking up angry and he can't just talk to himself he can't do that thing you've probably heard where just like write down your feelings so that you get it out but no one else... Read more

Category: News & Politics

30 years. >>voters still wanting more information on where presidential candidates stand. can't count on another debate to answer those questions. national correspondent matt galka tells us the sprint to november will be consumed, with donald trump and kamala harris trying to define each... Read more

Category: News & Politics

You know when you win you don't really necessarily have to do it a second time so we'll see but we had a uh i thought we had a great debate last night thank you very much what would need to change for you to agree to a second debate would you want different rules would you want a different format well... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Well, today marks a big day, a big win for wall street because the federal reserve has decided to water down banking regulations that were actually meant to prevent another disaster, like the global financial crisis of 2008. all right. so the capital reserves that a bank contains is really at the center... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Introduction from the opinion pages of the wall street journal this is free expression with jerry baker hello and welcome to free expression from the opinion page of the wall street journal i'm jerry baker editor at large of the journal if you're not already subscribing to free expression please sign... Read more

Category: News & Politics

What what did you see last night you saw someone who's exquisitly well prepared the debate should have been over the very first question they say are you better off now than three years ago she jumped around and jumped through hoops and turned into a pretzel avoiding that question she did well last... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Introduction opening hook describe the electrifying atmosphere of the debate and the high stakes for both candidates thesis statement explore how john stewart precisely identified the pivotal moment in the debate when camala harris effectively challenged donald trump marking a turning point in the discussion... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jordan klepper recaps the presidential debate last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

Category: Comedy

City parking it's a hell for those who choose to live in urban areas but in philadelphia the eating in public capital of america if you're not keeping up with parking rules they'll move your car for you isn't that great it's called courtesy towing and philadelphians love it my car was moved from a legal... Read more

Category: Comedy

Trump commemorated 9/11 with a 9/11 conspiracy theorist we are now just 53 days away from the election, and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions. on the republican side, donald trump has been flying around the country with far right internet troll, laura loomer,... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to the daily show! my name is jon stewart. the second presidential debate has just wrapped up. we are live. well, technically, technically, i guess this is the second presidential debate. the first presidential debate of this match up. i can't wait to see who the winner will take on next i think.... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So because we've done two debates and because they were successful there will be no third debate as everyone saw two nights ago we had a monumental victory over comrade camala harris in the presidential dep in a significant development ahead of the november 5th election republican presidential candidate... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Comedy

Please welcome sasheer zamata. [applause] n/a n/a n/a sasheer. - jordan. oh my gosh. - oh my gosh. - oh my gosh. oh my gosh. i see this-- is it witch season already? it's been witch season. it's spooky time. it is. it comes earlier every year. is that because of, like, dark magic? - money. - it's money.... Read more

Category: Comedy

Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up, everybody? [cheering, applause] it's john leguizamo here. look, in two short months, america is going to be deciding whether to let kamala harris, its first woman, or donald trump, its grossest man. and i'm here because you know how every time they say that a bell rings an... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Saw it yesterday on abc which they said oh the crowd was so big and i've spoken to the biggest crowds nobody spoken to crowds bigger than me okay okay that's one of those mom and popop issues for the single issue crowd siiz voter uh so look at john stewart the contrast between his sharp wit and trump's... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The daily show debate wrap up a hilarious take on the political circus welcome to the daily show john stewart with his signature wit delivers a comedic analysis of the second presidential debate in a way only he can john begins by humorously emphasizing that while this may be the second debate it feels... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Now to david muir and linsey davis. >>> tonight the high-stakes showdown here in philadelphia between vice president kamala harris and former president donald trump. their first face-to-face meeting in this presidential election. their first face-to-face meeting ever. >> a historic race for president... Read more