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Category: Comedy

What former nfl quarterback always has the hardest time with directions andre where Read more

Category: Comedy

Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Do you hear me i'm not afraid anymore [music] Read more

Category: Comedy

Sheldon what are you going to have i'll have a diet coke okay can you please order a cocktail i need to practice mixing drinks fine i'll have a virgin cubal [music] libre that's um rum and coke without the rum yes so coke yes and would you make it diet there's a can in the fridge cuba libre traditionally... Read more

Category: Music

देखिए देखिए अपना में अपना बचपन देखिए इस टेलिस्कोप से देखिए देखिए जल्दी आइए अपनापन देखना देखो देखो जल्दी देखो देख लेना भाई मैं पक्का बचपन में गोरा दिखता [संगीत] हगा बता कै दिख रहा था दू से जदा अब मैं अपना बचपन देखता हूं मैं तो पक्का संस्कारी [संगीत] [हंसी] होगा भाई बता बता तू क्या देखा भाई मैं तो बचपन में अपने मम्मी का पैर दबा रहा था अबे सालो तुम लोग बचपन में भी सुवरी थे अभी भी सुरे हो पैसा कौन लेगा तुम Read more

Category: Comedy

Want to say first of all as a feminist uh i can't support everything that's being said up here tonight but uh as somebody that hates anne coulter i'm delighted [applause] so david spade amazingly um has slept with some of the most beautiful actresses in hollywood proving just how ugly show business... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[संगीत] ओ भाई मार य क्या हु Read more