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Category: Comedy

Last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day fox news started... Read more

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It's honestly exhausting trying to keep up with the right-wing media's spinning and its lies and if you were paying attention yesterday you probably saw this picture of joe biden where he's wearing a trump 2024 hat and a bunch of trump fans called him scile and demented which was mean and also a weird... Read more

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Joe biden was at an event honoring the first responders on september 11th and several people at the event were wearing trump shirts he approached a man wearing a trump hat and the two of them kind of hit it off presidential hat presidential seal on it you're ar gra oh sure i'll h you remember your name... Read more

Category: Comedy

We've basically got a tied race the candidates are doing everything they can do to ramp up the excitement kamla is speaking to voters in pennsylvania in spice stores trump is speaking to voters encased in bulletproof glass and jd vance is trying to counter accusations that he's weird by swimming in... Read more

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[applause] we are now just 53 days away from the election and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions on the republican side donald trump has been flying around the country with far-right internet troll laura lumer a 911 conspiracy theorist who trump brought to a 911... Read more

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On the democratic side kamla harris is basking in the endorsement of taylor swift who posted her support to her 283 million instagram followers this week which i'm sure the conservatives are taking it well i'm allowed to criticize taylor swift and i don't give a sh who gets upset this is disgusting... Read more

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As a single woman i go on nearly five dates a week not to find love but to get a free dinner am i out of order for getting rich men i don't fancy to buy me delicious and expensive meals this is from ply 27 a genius from manchester you were doing exactly the right thing polly the gender wage gap can... Read more

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Keep kicking her don't stop kicking her you show we off e class clowny center of attention type in school i certainly was frust into situations where i had to present things so you sort of learn special skills like presenting skills um but i was really lazy so i didn't want to do it so we done we done... Read more

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You've got a problem with young people yeah okay all of them in their phon oh okay we need to get them to see the real yes world look what is that i think that's a plastic bag of a tree that is liben i i assume rosy got found these kids on the internet i'm not sure about the ethics of that selfish hi... Read more

Category: Comedy

You think you can only have fun on your phone but i have a big bag of happ games see we got some cones oh con le closer is how i you should have fun back in the day and it never did me and sky sky sky [music] sky stay i'm doing it shall i sing and no Read more