Rosie Jones, Judi Love & Katherine Ryan Rate Your Confessions | Out Of Order

as a single woman I go on nearly five dates a week not to find love but to get a free dinner am I out of order for getting rich men I don't fancy to buy me delicious and expensive meals this is from ply 27 a genius from Manchester you were doing exactly the right thing Polly the gender wage Gap can only be closed by your actions redistributing wealth by getting these men to buy you food I had a girlfriend who did this uh on an old way before dating apps she used a newspaper dating site to have free lunch every day and I'd watch her leave the office and think I've wasted my youth these men want to be entertained by you these men want to go on dates they want to practice what it's like to talk to a human woman so if anything you are providing a service for which you are being remunerated with nourishing food do it while you can Polly and you know what in your practice of having these dates you might accidentally stumble upon a man that you love or not or like five men that you love and then you can keep them on rotation I'm 40 years old and I'm extremely jealous you are not out of order Polly you're bang on within your rights my boss gives me Fridays off work because I need I volunteer at an no home am I out of Border lay to him so I can start the weekend set early at 21 from brick St my is as you are a genius well your words so hard four days a week I said not I mean are you going to hell for lying yes but you only 21 you can deal with that later now I say go for it enjoy your fre day B and make for it right before you die as you were not out of you were again my sister thinks her children are amazing at coloring in and always judges my kids crayon skills now when she visits I stick pictures I've done on my fridge and say my kids did them at Nursery am I out of order pretending my children are artistic Geniuses Antonio 45 from Battery okay look let's just break this down boo boo yes you're out of order but a Mama's got to do what she's got to do for her little babies right I would do the exact same thing you know I've had things where I feel like I've been judged I've been late on the school run okay and we all do it and sometimes that extra bit of shop is needed and you think to yourself I will get there in 7 minutes even though usually it's 9 minutes and that's about traffic but hey the way I've coached parents is that I I snapped them up on it right in front of them and I would just I would just say how it is oh is is do you think there's something wrong with is the okay and then when my child does very well I just remind them like do you remember when okay I think Antonia has not been out of [Applause] [Music] order

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