Category: Comedy
As a single woman i go on nearly five dates a week not to find love but to get a free dinner am i out of order for getting rich men i don't fancy to buy me delicious and expensive meals this is from ply 27 a genius from manchester you were doing exactly the right thing polly the gender wage gap can... Read more
Category: Comedy
You think you can only have fun on your phone but i have a big bag of happ games see we got some cones oh con le closer is how i you should have fun back in the day and it never did me and sky sky sky [music] sky stay i'm doing it shall i sing and no Read more
Category: Entertainment
Former par olympian and member of the house of lords dame tanra thompson had to call off crawl off a train at london's king kings cross station pardon me after waiting 20 minutes for someone to assist her while on her way to the paral olympics also she's actually a baroness now so it's like if that... Read more
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The head of the organizing committee made this great speech about how he wants this to be a games of inclusion but it i don't know there was a part of it where i felt like can we can we just talk about the sport because the sport is the great part and this whole idea that every athlete winning a medal... Read more
Category: Music
Recently i was on the first st so i thought i press by taking her to a m because i am a [ __ ] big deal and in there was greg davies and horn and tim k so on one and i wanted to come cr as a lovely day but on the other hand i really want to be on tou sm so i told that as an audition we sat down and... Read more
Category: Comedy
M your hair looks nice thanks your looks horrible well dad is that your new company car then you know it is did they not like you there well her mother said that haley really liked you girl liked adam what is she a blind alcoholic isn't life wonderful well not really did you read about that man who... Read more
Category: Comedy
Keep kicking her don't stop kicking her you show we off e class clowny center of attention type in school i certainly was frust into situations where i had to present things so you sort of learn special skills like presenting skills um but i was really lazy so i didn't want to do it so we done we done... Read more
Category: Comedy
You've got a problem with young people yeah okay all of them in their phon oh okay we need to get them to see the real yes world look what is that i think that's a plastic bag of a tree that is liben i i assume rosy got found these kids on the internet i'm not sure about the ethics of that selfish hi... Read more
Category: Music
I like to treat myself to a weakly m nice j a massage i like to be quiet and then some fortunately we going through rental problems and i know which [ __ ] and i understand that may getting the massage in the house that i have bought is privileg on privileg what she a bit complain they will let her... Read more
Category: Comedy
I know what i watch him this is literally guaranteed yeah i spell it wrong and what you know what i mean you know you s a flare up yep thanks lauren won't be a minute is that a fish yes lauren it's a fish give me a minute look s next to johnny takes up two seats i've got feelings too you know feisty... Read more
Category: Comedy
[music] thank you nice one good he nice one thank you how are you michael mcy everyone how good the what a legend the apollo look at this is anyone else thinking they've scrubbed it up quite nice haven't they it's nice now it's on the telly when we usually e it's all right [ __ ] all is it but look... Read more
Category: Entertainment
You voted for um alex's mascot hands this is hands here to be uh our oh no just look at his little face he's he's our last league mascot these games massive compared to yeah it's quite big is it you don't are you trying yeah which we thinking of myw a little big ass well if there any gb athletes watching... Read more