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Tua tua needs to be a host on this show he's got movie references he is speaking my language i think we got to break out the guitar to it where's that what what what what are you those for for show or can you play those bad boys let's go yeah i can play them i can i can play them a little um let's let's... Read more

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Intro which nfl players are the wealthiest in the world the best nfl players have set astounding records guided their teams to numerous triumphs and change the game of football continue watch to learn how these elite athletes with their seven figure contracts and other profitable business endeavors... Read more

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Why do we have to do this again they say they want to freshen up the show a little bit just be open-minded you have a very large mind and that head of yours so uh just open it another forehead joke i get it i wonder they want to freshen things up all right fine let's do this send them in hi i'm jared... Read more

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Let's welcome in comedy legend lifelong jets fan adam sandler his newest special love you is streaming now on netflix adam there's an old saying that comedy comes from pain how much of your success as a comedian is thanks to your lifelong fandom of the new york jets well at 1969 i was as happy as could... Read more

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All right the jets are going to play a lot of cover four right that's quarters coverage he's got a quarter of the field he's got a quarter he's got a quarter he's got a quarter a good play vers quarters is a 15 yd in route by the slot that's going to hold this safety a little drag by the tight end that's... Read more

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He's down he's down no [applause] it's his ankle he's he's gonna at least they got him in the ankle then there's another three-step paid we're trying to get the ballot quick the left tackle's cutting the ball you know then the ball should be out on a quick game whole lot holy holy hopefully they hopefully... Read more

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King's hawaiian, they're coming up tomorrow but uh look who's in the heart of new york city. it's eli manning joining us on the how are you eli? i'm doing great. dan. how are you? i gotta get. you gotta come visit my cart, you know, you gotta get some soft pretzel bites here. well, we're gonna have... Read more

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What's like behind me besides green am the right yeah you can right on that mark not that you can see it nop now this makes me feel weird a lock sports m u z [music] z this is really fun omaha omaha omaha do these guys know any other words hey first down oh man what is this now available manning face... Read more

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[applause] [music] musical this is our dream please shut your mouth and let us coach our team hearing dog makes our iq lower did you forget your playing days are over many we don't to shout but do not when we call [music] out this is our please take your stupid show off tv off of [music] [applause]... Read more

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Monday night football returns tonight that also means manning cast is back for its fourth season with eli and payton manning give us their take on the games eli manning joins us now good morning eli how's it going oh good morning uh thanks for having me on you guys went all out when you announced the... Read more

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[music] now these two guys just talking football do a man this is my manny cast spit here why didn't either of you tell me about the quarter zips i thought eli tweeted it out sorry i was a huge payton manning fan growing up but eli i love you too that's messed up yall race who would win nobody wants... Read more

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Bill bill you can appreciate this i had a little uh super bowl losing celebration with the 49ers in cabo kd maccaffrey you che i know how that feels eli doesn't know how it feels look they're doing something right they're getting close that means they're knocking on the door so eli like i said you weren't... Read more

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You can sp it manto man jennings oh throw auk he's a little rusty pate you know he's missed all training camp hey get signed get in training camp there's a reason for training camp you need it we need the rest seconds get those contracts done earlier so we can get in training camp we don't drop balls... Read more

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[applause] we got a pound hall right here don't we yep oh p p's going run to hall you want p you we can get you on the prediction panel oh all right i think i mean bill bill sort of h his bet we go wilson rhal i like that that's why he was a smart coach i think that's a perfect prediction oh no we got... Read more

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Hey dad el and i were talking getting ready for the next season of the manning cast you got any ideas yeah i have an idea tony tony wow pyton again we are not giving omaha its own section at epcot no no no i have a new idea bob eli and i are going to try to win a tony award can you just get us a theater... Read more

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Hey dad el and i were talking getting ready for the next season of the manning cast you got any ideas yeah i have an idea tony tony wow payton again we are not giving omaha its own section at epcot no no no i have a new idea bob eli and i are going to try to win a tony award can you just get us a theater... Read more

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Hey dad el and i were talking getting ready for the next season of the manning cast you got any ideas yeah i have an idea tony tony wow payton again we are not giving omaha its own section at epcot no no no i have a new idea bob eli and i are going to try to win a tony award can you just get us a theater... Read more

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Hey that's a hey this is a big you know with usc beating lsu in prime time yeah you know usc big 10 beating lsu sec like this is another big 10 sec matchup of titans here now you know and with the whole conversation about the 12 team playoff like this is a big deal this is a massive representative of... Read more

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Welcome back everybody to sims complete i'm your host matt sims along with phil sims and today we are we are so pleased uh to to have fran tarkington the alltime minnesota vikings legend hall of fame quarterback unfortunately for me as well also a george bulldog we'll get into that stuff a little bit... Read more

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Have you ever heard of any quarterback including yourself that was thrown out of a game for bad conduct no i never have i i was thrown out of a game i run left and i score and i'm in the end zone and they had a little defensive back i can't think of his name now nice kid he tackled me right on the back... Read more